Are you in Bath now Jim? I'm just outside Akron.

I'm in Canton. Seven-minute drive to the HOF.

I did some work in Canton. Had some turtle soup at Benders.

So something really good happens in my life and now something really bad happens. I was sitting at my desk today. I sneeze and then the left half of my body goes dead on me. I'm currently sitting hospital awaiting test results.

Ouch. Hopes it turns out to just be one of those quirky things that happens once and then never again.

I've come to realize those happen more frequently in life than I was lead to believe when younger. Hoping it's the same for you, NobodyHere

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Sorry to hear, that sounds pretty scary. Hope you get better

Oh Jesus! I was hoping you would tell us about getting stiff at some point in this thread but not like this. Sending good vibes!

I'm in Springfield Twp. Just between Akron and Canton.

How did the tests go? Hoping to hear some positive info from you.

Yeah, sending good vibes. Hope to hear some good news soon.

Yeah I was also wondering and hoped things turned out well

Yeah still stuck in the hospital awaiting the results of a mri. Those things suck. It's like being in a coffin for over a half hour. Plus they blew my vein with the dye they tried to inject me with. Hopefully they got good enough images.

Thanks for the good vibes everyone and remember to see your local doctor.

Oh wow. Have they speculated on anything (if you're willing to share)?

I am hella claustrophobic and have to be sedated to do an MRI. The second I lose control of the ceiling I lose it. I can't even sit in the back of a car unless its an SUV or large sedan.

I get uncomfortable if I don’t have a clear path to get out of a spot. I don’t like being hemmed in. Once, I had to stop reading an article about those people who were trapped in a cave because I couldn’t deal with how it was making me feel.

I hope you get some good news soon, NH. Have the symptoms gone away at all?

They're thinking an injured artery in my head.

I've actually been symptom free since the initial incident.

Glad the symptoms subsided. Hopefully something they can fix.

Great to hear you are doing okay.

The real question everyone wants to know ... did you practice any of your FOFC "crowd funded" flirting skills with a nurse, intern, doctor etc.? :)

Did you watch the documentary on the kids trapped in the cave in Thailand. My skin was crawling the entire time.

I've had some hard sneezes, but nothing that injured my brain (although perhaps I can use this as an excuse going forward...). Bizarre.

I liked the movie based on the incident that's on Amazon Prime.

Prime's version was better than Netflix's.

Will she wait for you?

Which leads us to Elon Musk's bizarre appearance in Thailand with a little submarine designed to rescue people.

All threads eventually lead to Elon Musk. I think this is solopsistic proof that the universe exists only in the mind of Elon Musk. We are merely figments.

If you mean Amber, she visited me yesterday and the day before. She even met my parents for the first time.

Whoah. This is going too fast. Meeting parents is a big deal. Need to slow down some.

I couldn’t do that. I think that is the very incident where I had to stop reading. That was the one where the tide came into the cave and trapped them. Then some rescuers drowned trying to free them because they got lost underwater? The water makes it worse, because you’re cut off from fresh air.

I'm guessing it was in the hospital and not by design. Things will work out (unless she happens to be carrying one of Elon Musk's many, many babies).

HA!

It is actually a good thing to have happen in a way like this. Now it is not some big deal you have to make plans for and fret about. I'm sure you would rather have not needed to go the hospital for it to happen.

She sounds like a keeper to me. A lot of people would run at the first obstacle, especially at the early stages of a relationship.

The more important question is, did she stop for jujyfruit before she came to visit you?

She wasn't eating any...

On a side note I watched 3 hours of Seinfeld today.

Or she wants to see her handywork up close...

Do you think I should sneak out of the room and look for pig men?

No, but I dare you to find some scrubs and introduce yourself as Dr. Rosenpenis.

Dr. Rosenrosen?

Amber actually works at another building in the complex and has some scrubs...

Wow, one week and you're already roleplaying!

Nice!

That’s a RPG I want to play

I think the Trumper is sockpuppeting me on meetup.

The thing is he sockpuppeted me on an event he showed up to.

(FYI sockpuppeting basically means creating a fake identity)

Why would he do that?

How is that even possible in real life?


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What would be the point?

Wow, NobodyHere has had quite the month! Finds a lady, gets a health scare, and now he has his own Super Villain / Rival. A bit more and you'll be able to write your own biography and sell your movie rights!

Trump man is homelander just like in the show.


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So I asked the sockpuppet account why he ghosted us twice on Saturday.

He replied he was sorry. He also explained that he was the Trumper's cousin who could pass for an identical twin brother and he wanted me to move the time of my walk to accommodate his schedule.

My mind can't process this.

So with his "fake identities", he requested you to change your walk schedule?

And how did you find out anyway?

He signed up to a couple events Saturday with his fake and real profile. The names he used have what I'll call a "unique similarity". Plus he did the same thing to another group. Also they use the same broken english.

Yeah, me too.

He sounds pretty lonely.