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sterlingice 08-12-2013 07:38 AM

What the hell do you do with slabs of stolen road?

SI

Butter 08-12-2013 11:31 AM

Wonder how many people are getting fired on this one:

Horseshoe Casino Cincinnati: Kevin Lewis wins $1 million twice at Horseshoe Casino Cincinnati

Suicane75 08-12-2013 11:38 AM

They did the right thing in the end though. I think I'd do myself in if I experienced a letdown like that.

Passacaglia 08-12-2013 11:52 AM

Weird that they are both in their 50s and engaged.

Lathum 08-12-2013 04:24 PM

I was entered in that contest, sucks they didn't screw up in my favor.

bhlloy 08-12-2013 04:44 PM

"Both men say its the biggest jackpot they have ever received"

Ya think? Are there people standing on the corners in Cincy handing out winning lottery tickets on a regular basis or something?

mckerney 08-14-2013 09:31 AM

Man With 'Micropenis' Discovers He's Actually A Woman At Age 66 | Fox News Latino

Edward64 08-19-2013 10:27 PM

To complement the above story!

Wesley Warren Jr., 'The Man With The 132-Lb. Scrotum,' Blames Healthcare System
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Wesley Warren Jr., better known as "The Man With The 132-Lb. Scrotum," has two objectives right now: He wants to make money and speak the truth.

In May of 2008, in a household mishap, the Las Vegas man took a blow to his right testicle. "I woke up the next day, and my scrotum was the size of a honeydew melon," he tells Marc Lamont Hill on HuffPost Live. "My personal hell was just beginning."

With every passing month, Warren's scrotum grew 3 pounds or more. And with no health insurance, he had little opportunity to seek help, until he became internationally known for his freakish bulge.

To cradle his watermelon-sized sex organ, he wore a hooded sweatshirt as pants, using the hood as a makeshift scrotum sling


mckerney 09-05-2013 02:39 PM

Florida man cites ‘Bush doctrine’ after pre-emptive killing of neighbors at Labor Day cookout | The Raw Story

Breeze 09-06-2013 08:40 AM


Oh, Shocker...it's Florida...

again

sterlingice 09-06-2013 08:41 AM

There's a reason FARK has a Florida tag and "Florida Man" is a valid meme

SI

JPhillips 09-06-2013 09:03 AM

Shouldn't this really be Florida lawyer?

Breeze 09-06-2013 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice (Post 2852114)
There's a reason FARK has a Florida tag and "Florida Man" is a valid meme

SI


If you like dark humor and the whole distorted Florida scene, you should read Tim Dorsey...his stories are disturbing, because his main character is a serial killer...but funny.

mckerney 09-07-2013 11:39 PM

Man convinces woman her vagina is haunted and tries to rid ghosts with his penis - Akron Paranormal | Examiner.com

Quote:

A man was recently arrested in China after he claimed that he could get rid of ghosts from a young woman's vagina with his penis. The paranormal enthusiast allegedly charged over $3000 to perform the sexorcism the Huffington Post reported today.

MizzouRah 09-08-2013 08:49 AM

lmao.. seriously.. lmao...

sterlingice 09-08-2013 09:03 AM

This story has other interesting tidbits, too

Quote:

"The victim allegedly came to the self-described "ghost hunter" because she needed help seducing her boss who she had a crush on.

Quote:

Jianjun insists that he never had sex with the Xin and that he can't get an erection due to diabetes.

SI

sterlingice 09-09-2013 03:36 PM

Men dressed as Batman, Capt. America rescue cat - Yahoo! News

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John Buckland, dressed as Batman, and Troy Marcum, dressed as Captain America, saw smoke at a house nearby when they were entertaining children as part of their business. They ran to the house along with another bystander, kicked in the door and broke out a window so some smoke could escape.
I am disappointed this story does not have pictures

SI

gstelmack 09-09-2013 03:48 PM

There were pictures on Good Morning America this morning...

cartman 09-09-2013 04:16 PM

Quote:

Jianjun insists that he never had sex with the Xin and that he can't get an erection due to diabetes.

Diahbeetus is a horrible disease.


Izulde 09-10-2013 01:06 AM

BBC News - Teen exorcists: The girls who expel demons on stage

In which it is revealed that demons have legal rights and Harry Potter spells are real.

Seriously though, these chicks would make a great TV series if fictionalized.

Crapshoot 09-11-2013 01:49 PM

http://cw.ua.edu/2013/09/11/the-fina...-still-exists/

Why does this stuff always seem to happen in the south?

sterlingice 09-13-2013 10:51 AM

I don't think this is necessarily strange, but it's kindof a neat footnote in human history:

Voyager 1 has entered interstellar space at last, NASA says - NBC News.com

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cuervo72 09-13-2013 11:30 AM

I think someone has commented (either a comedian, or xkcd, or something) that it seems like Voyager has left our solar system about a half dozen times now.

sterlingice 09-13-2013 12:48 PM

Ok, this did seem somewhat familiar. Any idea as to why?

SI

Wolfpack 09-13-2013 07:50 PM

I think they kept debating whether it had or hadn't for a while. Every time they thought it had, they'd get some new info back from the probe that seemed to say differently. All they've got are theories about what the boundary is supposed to be like, so I guess the variances are consistent with the notion that it's not really a hard boundary but more a gradual fading of the heliosphere.

Galaxy 09-26-2013 06:40 PM

Couple convicted of having sex in a Home Depot display shed | Mail Online

JediKooter 09-30-2013 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crapshoot (Post 2853805)
The Crimson White | The Final Barrier: 50 years later, segregation still exists

Why does this stuff always seem to happen in the south?


You have to apply Occam's Razor to this one...quite simply, it's because it is the south. ;)

M GO BLUE!!! 10-01-2013 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy (Post 2858873)


8:40am

PilotMan 10-17-2013 10:47 PM

Hollywood director Michael Bay was attacked by a man wielding an air conditioning unit.

That is all.

cuervo72 10-17-2013 11:16 PM

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MacroGuru 10-21-2013 09:58 AM

Um...yeah...

Utah man accused of raping his wife¿s ex-husband | Mail Online

Suicane75 10-21-2013 11:08 AM

Investigators have said they believe the allegations to be true but that there are even more 'unusual parts of the case' that will come out in the near future

I bet.




Lathum 10-30-2013 12:22 PM

Woman to hand out 'obese letters' to overweight children on Halloween | Fox News

don't know if I want to applaud this lady or punch her in the face

cartman 10-30-2013 03:15 PM

Oh boy...

Meet Mr. Balls, Brazil's Disturbing New Testicular Cancer Mascot


Critch 11-11-2013 01:30 PM

I dont know much about art, but I know it when I see it:

Naked artist nails himself to Red Square in protest

A performance artist has been detained in Moscow after stripping naked and nailing his scrotum to the cobblestones of Red Square in a protest.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24896784

Galaxy 11-16-2013 01:16 AM

A local story:

Man charged in firing of Civil War cannon replica at neighbor’s property - City & Region - The Buffalo News

Galaxy 11-16-2013 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman (Post 2869125)



I'm not sure what's more distributing...the mascot or the picture of a little girl standing next to it smiling.

JPhillips 11-17-2013 04:40 PM

Man Buys Home Next To Ex-Wife And Erects Giant Middle Finger Statue

sterlingice 11-18-2013 11:39 AM

Detroit: Where real estate is cheap enough that you can buy the house next to your ex just to flip her the bird

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Lathum 11-20-2013 07:21 PM

Husband Convicted Of Manslaughter After Dutch Oven Goes "Horribly Wrong" | The Ronson Writer

Draft Dodger 11-20-2013 08:15 PM


not sure this passes the...

Spoiler

Izulde 11-20-2013 08:20 PM


This is a satire site, so, fake news story.

Galaxy 12-29-2013 12:02 AM

Woman stabs boyfriend in eye after he refuses group sex | theGrio

Shkspr 12-29-2013 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galaxy (Post 2887481)


Man, hard to believe that woman hasn't learned to cope better with rejection by now.

cartman 01-08-2014 12:31 PM

Uh... what?!

UPDATE: Oklahoman given 'atomic wedgie' died from suffocation, trauma to head | News OK

JPhillips 01-09-2014 02:09 PM

Cormac McCarthy's former wife pulled weapon from her vagina

Galaxy 01-10-2014 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman (Post 2891536)


Okay...

mckerney 01-14-2014 10:18 PM

Six Years After Chemical Ban, Fewer Female Snails Are Growing Penises | Popular Science

Suburban Rhythm 01-17-2014 10:41 AM

Chris Pagano, Alleged 'Swiss Cheese Pervert,' Arrested

Draft Dodger 01-17-2014 10:56 AM

Sadly, I knew it would be the cheese guy before I clicked through.


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