Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 95: Halle Berry
 

First off, I would like to let you all know that you have hurt Jennifer Connelly's feelings with her 74% finish.

Anyway, it's now time for another beautiful celebrity to be judged by her peers. You may know Halle Berry as Storm from X-Men, but that isn't really her best. She was also pretty hot in Swordfish, but again that wasn't really her best. How about Monsters Ball, although she wasn't really hot in that. Regardless unless you live under a rock you know who she is. VOTE!

Few women look fantastic with short hair.

This is one of them. So hot.

I think she's hot, but, there ain't no way in hell I'm letting her drive.

I'm gonna vote hot, just let me jump in my car.

Whoops, out of plutonium. Soz.

Just have never been able to get past the butch hairdo.

David Justice did.

Instant hot for me.

Hey brad!

Hottest of the Hot.

Hot. I'm often a fan of short hair, and she does all right with it, but I hate it in those last couple of pictures where it's all kind of spiky. This ain't an anime, Halle.

Yessir.

She is way hot but I can't stand that spiked hair look. Fantastic body makes up for it to be sure.

At one point her and Salma Hayek were my top two. Still a very easy "Yes" vote.

She can come and cry on my shoulder. :lol:

I miss early 90's Desperado and Dusk Til Dawn Salma Hayek.

That or FOFC just has a fear of a black one.

It's become pretty clear that FOFC has a clear affection for blondes compared to others. I think being blonde is worth an extra 5% alone.

Apparently as long as you're considered hot at some point in the 90s, you do well here. She's 45 years old, and approximately 65-70% as hot as her peak.

Tina Fey may have pets hotter than Halle Berry.

Lots of people do, Tina Fey could be one of them.

Funny thing about aging...as these starlets age, I somehow seem to age with them.

I'm an older woman kind of guy. I like above average looking 40-50 year olds more than super hot 20 year olds.

Women get better with age.

At last!! My dream girl, has sustained her hotness for an unbelievably long time!

Agree 100%.

I love that people key in on when she had short hair, like she still has short hair.

So, this is not you, in other words.

I was going to make a joke that enlisted the use of a picture of a cavewoman. However googling "cavewoman paintings", did not assist in my joke. I do however believe that I've got a new fetish.

Can't say I blame you.

I mean I don't even know exactly what she looks like at this moment, I haven't seen one of her films in years and if I were to do some quick research I'd just find pictures of her from all different time periods not necessarily knowing which are current.

I guess I just look at this more like Hall of Fame voting than an "is this person hot on the exact date of the poll" type thing. You need more than a few good years among the greats but even if someone slides a bit at the end of their career it doesn't matter so much. And I'm not even saying that Halle Berry has slid since I don't even know if she has, but she's still an easy hot vote for me.

I was on the fence with her for a long time, then I watched Monster's ball. This woman melts Tundra with her every footstep.

The audacity of us thinking a 45 year old woman should be considered hot. At least we will correct this now by voting on "hot" chicks of a proper age like Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus.

We will?

Ehhh... maybe if they didn't look 14.

Yeah man, that's all I'm asking.

That should be required remedial viewing for anyone voting not :devil:

Hey guys, she's at 85%.

I think it would only be fair to inform people that Billy Bob Thortons swinging nutsack may take away any stirrings you get in your loins.

Stop. Every time you do that people start voting not.

Maybe to you.

You lie! :lol:

Very HOT!

Ewww. :(

Yep.

There's a reason she isn't carrying major movies anymore. She might have a longer than expected prime, but she's on a downward trajectory. If she was actually as hot as her wildly inflated numbers here might suggest, she would be carrying movies once again as the sexpot love interest.

And monsters ball as an example of hotness? You have to be fucking kidding me. She was lauded cause she played homely for the role

Let's be fair, she was very sexy in that film. She was very sexy for a long time. But that time has come and gone. I'd kill for Diane Lane, I got nothing against age, but the Halle Berry of now is not the Halle Berry of 1999, not even close.

Yep. Rough.

Hot and sexy does not always equate to sequined night gowns and tons of makeup. Sometimes a simple line like "Make me feel good" is pretty fucking hot.

In regards to her being past her prime, this poll was not around in 1999 and if nothing else she deserves a lifetime achievement award for being hot.

Boobs.

Boobs and a tranny face.

Lifetime achievement? She's Halle fuckin Berry not Aphrodite.

Listen, if black don't crack than she's 51% white.

I'd have to see Aphrodite in a bathing suit to comment on that.