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Old 12-08-2009, 02:51 PM   #1
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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Fat to Boston in 14 Weeks

I just did something completely ridiculous. I signed up for the SunTrust National Marathon on March 20th, 2010.

Big deal, you say. Any idiot can do a marathon.

This is true. That is not the challenge nor the point of the dynasty.

My goal is not to finish the marathon, but to finish it in 3:15 or faster. Inspired by my friend digamma (who just crushed the California International Marathon in 3:08), I am going to join him in running the 2011 Boston Marathon. In order to that, however, I have to run a 3:15 on March 20th, 2010.

However, I have several factors working against me.

- I am currently 200 pounds give or take a few (arguably 35 pounds overweight).

- I have less than 15 weeks to properly train to run the race.

- It is winter time.

- I have a history of running injuries, including double tibial stress fractures that have sidelined me several times in the past.

- It's the holidays.

Throw in the full time association executive, husband, dad, youth sports coach, basketball refereee and there is no effing way I am going to pull this off.

Which is why I am doing it.

Follow this dynasty as I detail my training, weight loss, and house rules. At each milestone I will "unlock" a bonus item as a reward for making it to a certain training level (to be detailed later.)

When I am finished, I will finish the National Marathon, qualify for the Boston Marathon, and weigh less than 170 pounds.

In 14 weeks.

Here we go.
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