I found this on SBNation. As the person there puts it, see if you can find the point at which the Guardian blogger seems to slide off the deep end. He makes passing references to the "marathon match" when it's 5-5 and his focus is on bigger matches at the 2:45 timestamp entry, but slowly and surely you see him pulled into the maelstrom after that.
Jungle zombie tennis players dealing with crocodiles and eating spectators