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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue
It's not my fault that they live in the one sort of "swanky" highrise apartment building in my little town (place has a doorman and everything!). In fact, the one year he was with the Tigers Matt Traenor also lived in that building.
It's also not my fault that there happens to be a little restaurant right next door to this apartment building that always has dog biscuits outside and, therefore, we must always (ALWAYS) go down that street. I try alternate routes sometimes and my dog has none of it. He loves his treats.
That said, I have the skill set to be an excellent stalker. Though I don't think Brett Lebda or Justin Abdlekader would rank high on my potential stalkees list.
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Isn't this what every stalker says? 
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Pumpy Tudors
Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.
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