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Old 03-27-2014, 09:01 PM   #718
Solecismic
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Canton, OH
So, a few hours earlier, on the morning of her wedding day, Ted told Robin he's moving to Chicago because he can't stand the idea of seeing her married to a close friend (though not close enough a friend that he actually supports their engagement).

Robin mulled it over, then said she'd like to move to Chicago with him, realizing that there's no getting past leaving this friend at the altar.

Ted then said "gotcha" and insisted that the marriage is for the best after all - he still plans to move away out of heartbreak, as far as we know.

An hour later, he will meet a new woman and they will be in insta-relationship wedded bliss.

It's best not to think about this stuff - 19 minutes of isolation and all - but it needs a Seinfeld-like mass jailing to have it all make sense.
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