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@ Wisdom Sports
G: Fraser Meldrum
D: Ricardo Viana/Dan Seal/Kashif Siddiqui
WBL: Flynn Tarman
M: Mickey Greening/Jamie Edwards/Danny Beale/Orlando Joao
S: Ellis Remy/Nico Thongvivat

A real Scotch tape lineup here with two of our youth pulls starting at MC and literally zero of our midfield starters healthy enough to suit up as more than a reserve. This is going to be painful.

40 - To be expected. 0-1

I scream at the players at half.

55 - Gray for Thongvivat; Mastouras for Seal

80 - FFS. 0-2

Weird thing was, we didn't play that badly. We just couldn't get shit to fall our way, and they got the lucky breaks, so I'm gentle with them.

Transfer In - DL/WBL/ML/AML/ST Fraser Logan (31) (Scottish)
Can play anywhere on the left side of the pitch and is immediately our best player. Mental attributes for days, and his physical attributes are still quite good. Particularly important since Alfie Cain is still out with injury.

vs Portslade Athletic II (5th)
G: Dan Hutchins
D: Malachi Robinson/Ricardo Viana/Dan Seal/Kashif Siddiqui
M: Fraser Logan/Lewis Soraf/Danny Beale/Peggy Lokando
S: Ellis Remy/Nico Thongvivat

18 - WTF is with this team? 0-1

22 - Are you fucking shitting me?! 0-2

52 - Gray for Remy; Logan down to DL and Joao in.

82 - Logan cuts a pass into Joao for the feed to Gray, who lays off to Thongvivat, finally breaking the slump of our star striker, who is off to an ice-cold start. 1-2

We're now firmly in last place, and up against the top team in the league. Wish I knew WTF is going on.