[PilotMan]

Originally Posted by Lathum

Well. Lets see- before children when we were younger it was probably 3 times a week. Our son was born after 2.5 years of marriage, so 120 week =360 times. The year after our kid was born was, infrequent, lets say every other week, so 26 times. After tat we tried for a second and had to do it almost every other day. Obviously have to account for travel, periods (not into vampire fantasy), etc..It took another 2 years, so lets say 3X a week =312 times. The year after kid 2 was born things obviously slow again, so lets say another 26 times. That brings us to 6.5 years. So we have another 8.5 years, 102 months, 408 weeks, so averaging once a week would be 408 more times. That makes a grand total of 1132 times wife and I have had sex.

So if say 5% of the time I am too shitty either to perform, I pass out, or she is like, dude, get off me, thats 57 times I have "struck out"

I can 'safely' say that in nearly 24 years of being together that we're well over 2000. Yes, our kids will need therapy, and yes, they've all heard us having sex. It's a bit of a running joke.