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CrimsonFox · 01-03-2013, 03:39 AM

D is for Dubb, who perished of fits...

Dubb became Lord Waldorf Tubshank, the Hunter!
The spirit inside dubb...was Lord Waldorf Tubshank, the hunter from the villager side. He carried his trusty blunderbuss around in case a foxhunt breaks out. He shoots pheasant, he kicks bunnies and he wrestles bears. He even wears a large bearskin coat so that all know who they are messing with. He remembed where he hid his trusty blunderbuss and now have retrieved it.

Whenever Lord Waldorf would visit he would spend endless amounts of time on the commode. In fact when he was out hunting, half the time he could be seen squatting behind a tree, using leaves for toilet paper. When dubb touched the commode and the remnants inside, it bought him back and rekindled that relationship with La Toilet and now he is Lord Tubshank.

D if for Darth Vilus, who was swept out to sea...

Darth Vilus became Madame Von Stuttervane, a villager!

The tale of Madame Zorah Von Stuttervane – A sight to see was she. In her covered do. She wore a large turbin and what appears to be a misguided throw of patterns most Arabianlike. People think she may have powers but she I fear does not. She cannot conduct a seance but perhaps a symphony of three blind mice.

Madame Zorah once had a cat. But it wasn't real it was just a figurine. But even so, she would take it with her wherever she would go. People would whisper about her and her cat. And What did Madame Zorah do to it that put it that way. But the answer nothing. She just liked it and bought it one day. And accidently left it behind at Lord Stout's. But now when DV touched it, she had returned.

B is for Britrock assaulted by bears...

Britrock became Lady Gloria Fairweather, a lover! A Coquettish and feminine knockout. Petite and lovely and a classy dresser. All eyes go to her when she enters a room, but she only has eyes for one man, Lord Montague Boxley whom she has pledged your eternal love. Her only wish was to be entwined in his arms again.

When britrock touched the tub he summoned her back. Years before, Lady Fairweather would soak for hours in the tub, letting the creamy bubbles soften her skin and she would sip champagne for hours getting ready for her dates with Lord Boxley. Apparently a habit she wanted to continue as she has come back.

S is for Spleen who fell down the stairs...

Spleen became Lord Montague Boxley, the lover, was a stalwart army man and dashingly handsome. Women wanted him and men wanted to be him. He saved his affections for the fair Lady Fairweather who is his lover. He always knew when Lady Fairweather passed by. He'd know that perfume anywhere. How he longed to entwine her in his arms for another kiss.

When spleen touched the bottle of Shiraz, a bottle that Lord Boxley was saving for a special night between himself and Miss Fairweather. But that special night never came. And so the bottle stayed in the cellar to this day...until spleen touched it and brought him back. Now he are he.

D is for Danny, consumed by a fire...

Danny became the Wuggly Ump, the Brutal! A vicious and horrible beast. It smells its prey for miles around and runs far to eat it. And when it does it’s a horrible sight indeed. Its appetite can never be satisfied. It is Brutal. When it are killed it is still eating when it dies and takes someone with it.

Danny touched the pillow of the Wuggly Ump. It was his favorite pillow. He slept on it every night. Then he ate it. Then he pooped it out. And then its droppings were used to stuff it. And now IT has been summoned inside of Danny.

S is for Saldana, who died of ennui...

Saldana became the Bahhum Bug, the seer! It is a very good bug. Is it benevolent and somewhat silly being who wants to show others the folly of their ways by showing them the past present and future. No one really pays much attention to it as they are too busy laughing at the fact that it is a bug dancing in funny positions. Still it tries to show them the what’s what and who is who and who is good and who is bad.

Saldana touched the carving. The favorite carving of the Bahhum Bug who would visit every day and carve his spirit friends into the billiard table. And now it has been summoned inside Sal.

C is for Chief Rum, who sank in the mire...

Chief Rum was Herbert Wainscotting, a villager – An ordinary man with an ordinary coat. And one day his coat decided that it wanted a more exciting life. SO it beat Herbert unconscious and wrestled itself free and went away and now lives on another man. A man of action and good looks. So Herbert got a new coat. One that likes a good book and a stroll through the park.

When Chief touched the robe, he summoned Herbert. For the robe was a robe Herbert had been looking for for years. A simple robe that let him walk to the bath and it covered him well. And it was so comfy yet was a simple earthy color that Herbert loved that robe almost as much as the robe loved him. For the robe had been seeking just sort a man for years. But one day Herbert left the robe behind. And here it has stayed, waiting to bring Herbert back. And now it has...

That is Herbert on the right with the coat that had long since left him.

Z is for Zinto squashed under a train...

Zinto was the Beelphazor the devil – He has been summoned many a time in a very disrespectful way and it is always the same for him. He simply must have their soul. He loves dancing with humans and then dancing away with their soul. leaving them as a mindless corpse. Then reappearing at inopportune moments to drag them away and throw them in a pit. People fear him most of all for their souls will leave them to stay with Beelphazor. Oh he are so misunderstood.

Funny one would not not think a devil would drink wine but they do. Beelphazor's favorite was a Pinot Grigio and a most cursed Pinot Grigio it was. For the grapes were squeezed not in pits of hell but the pits of France. And no one ever comes back from that. This was the devil's last bottle. And it wants it... oh yes it wants it. And Zinto touching it has brought the devil back...to have a nice drinky-poo.

P is for Passacaglia, who blew into bits...

Passacaglia was the Reverend Lochlan Wearsome Bland, a villager – He was the revered of the devastating sermon. One day he gave the most devastating sermon ever. And all who listened were put into a deep sleep. And there they stay, to this day, unable to wake from that sleep. Even though Reverend Bland's sermon ended some 15 years before. They still sit and snore.

Passacaglia touched the painting with the woman in the red dress. It was the favorite painting of Rev Bland who had never had an exciting painting in his life until he comfiscated it from an altar boy in his service. He hung it on his wall and looked at it. All of his other dull paintings in his house all thinned and melted away. And now with Pass's touch of the painting he brought him back.

G is for Goldeneagle embedded in ice...

Goldeneagle became Gertrude Hopewell, a villager – A fair maiden she is. With fine fine clothes. Like trophies she wears long gowns and long robes and dresses. And keeps her hair long and flowing. And every she you brushed it for an hour each side and then another hour down the other. And she hopes for a life outside of these walls. But then by the time she's picked out her finest clothes and brushed her fine fine hair, it is time for bed. And...well, she hopes for more.

Because Goldeneagle touched the stag head, he has summoned Gertrude back. For one day out on the grounds of the manor, Gertrude encountered the great stag. With its coat so fine and flowing it was instantly attracted to the fair maiden in her flowing gown of sienna and cream. And it bade her ride off with it into the woods. And for the day she went. And at night she returned. And each night she pined for it but it never returned. Now the stag's head is above the fireplace. And touching it summoned her back.

N is for Ntndeacon, trampled under a brawl

Ntndeacon was The Undoubtful Guest, The Bodyguard – He is are not sure where he came from, nor is anyone aware of who, even what he is, but he is always there, staring at the wall or sitting in the parlor or perched on the urn. He came unexpecedly even univitedly yet he is there and he will never go away. He is always there watching someone. If he had not prevented the accidental costastrophe of someone’s life on occasion, he would surely be unwelcome for sure. For now he is simply undoubtful.

Ntndeacon touched the statue of the Dancing Couple. And that statue was owned by the Undoubtful Guest. One day he appeared and brought it and just left it here. People would admire it and praised him for bringing it so he stayed. And stayed... and stayed... and never went away...

J is for Jackal-Lathum who slipped down the drain...

Jackal-Lathum was Beatrice Waxweed, a villager – A quaint older lady who likes keeping order and likes her clothes. She likes to tell other ladies what they're wearing is foolish or isn’t ironed enough and to that end she never has friends. Yet she forces her way into parties and just pretends. She pretends to know everyone there. Yet she doen’t say a word. For if they all heard her opinions they’d think her absurd.

During the treasurehunt, Jackal stood and stared and touched nothing just like Beatrice touched all that nothing all those years ago. And from that nothing she materialized and now she is Jackal-Lathum, returning to touch more nothing.

Ms. Waxweed on the left being fussy with a child.

D is for Daddy Torgo, poisoned by gin

Daddy Torgo was Dracula, the mover, the vicious vampire who lures pretty maidens to their death. (although its been told he isn't too picky nowadays when he is hungry and can go both ways). A dashing dresser, he can change into a bat. He is an expert traveller and can go anywhere and everywhere very quickly. His evil knows no bounds and frequently is found sipping a glass of someone's blood or hypnotizing them to do his bidding.

And Daddy Torgo touching the Sofa first made it clear that this was going to be. You see everyone knows that Dracula seeks his coffin during the day. But no one knows that he seeks his comfy sofa at twilight and just before daybreak. A chance to just sit back and read a nice book and enjoy a nice glass of blood. It really is quite stimulating. And since DaddyTorgo touched the sofa, the VAMPIRE'S SOFA, he have brought him back.

A is for Autumn who swallowed some tacks

Autumn was Miss Adele Batter, the maid, a villager – Never better a maid, a regular maid, a cumbersome maid was she. You clean things here and eavesdrop there and sneak a bit of tea. Never married, helping others, that’s the life for ye.

Autumn touched the black drapes. The drapes that needed cleaning every single day. For the dust it was grey and white and all other colors and showed so easily that the maid Miss adele would have to wash them every single day. And now that Autumn touched them they've summoned her back and oh those drapes look awful now. They need a good washing.

Leaderboard
Zinto..................8750 pounds
Goldeneagle......7500 pounds
Ntndeacon.........6250 pounds
Danny................5625 pounds
Autumn..............5250 pounds
Jackal-Lathum..4500 pounds
Britrock.............3750 pounds
Saldana.............3450 pounds
Chief Rum......... 3250 pounds
Spleen...............3250 pounds
Darth Vilus........3000 pounds
Dubb..................1000 pounds (including 2 butler favors)
Daddy Torgo......0 pounds
Passacaglia.......0 pounds

01-03-2013, 03:39 AM	#3
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	D is for Dubb, who perished of fits... Dubb became Lord Waldorf Tubshank, the Hunter! The spirit inside dubb...was Lord Waldorf Tubshank, the hunter from the villager side. He carried his trusty blunderbuss around in case a foxhunt breaks out. He shoots pheasant, he kicks bunnies and he wrestles bears. He even wears a large bearskin coat so that all know who they are messing with. He remembed where he hid his trusty blunderbuss and now have retrieved it. Whenever Lord Waldorf would visit he would spend endless amounts of time on the commode. In fact when he was out hunting, half the time he could be seen squatting behind a tree, using leaves for toilet paper. When dubb touched the commode and the remnants inside, it bought him back and rekindled that relationship with La Toilet and now he is Lord Tubshank. D if for Darth Vilus, who was swept out to sea... Darth Vilus became Madame Von Stuttervane, a villager! The tale of Madame Zorah Von Stuttervane – A sight to see was she. In her covered do. She wore a large turbin and what appears to be a misguided throw of patterns most Arabianlike. People think she may have powers but she I fear does not. She cannot conduct a seance but perhaps a symphony of three blind mice. Madame Zorah once had a cat. But it wasn't real it was just a figurine. But even so, she would take it with her wherever she would go. People would whisper about her and her cat. And What did Madame Zorah do to it that put it that way. But the answer nothing. She just liked it and bought it one day. And accidently left it behind at Lord Stout's. But now when DV touched it, she had returned. B is for Britrock assaulted by bears... Britrock became Lady Gloria Fairweather, a lover! A Coquettish and feminine knockout. Petite and lovely and a classy dresser. All eyes go to her when she enters a room, but she only has eyes for one man, Lord Montague Boxley whom she has pledged your eternal love. Her only wish was to be entwined in his arms again. When britrock touched the tub he summoned her back. Years before, Lady Fairweather would soak for hours in the tub, letting the creamy bubbles soften her skin and she would sip champagne for hours getting ready for her dates with Lord Boxley. Apparently a habit she wanted to continue as she has come back. S is for Spleen who fell down the stairs... Spleen became Lord Montague Boxley, the lover, was a stalwart army man and dashingly handsome. Women wanted him and men wanted to be him. He saved his affections for the fair Lady Fairweather who is his lover. He always knew when Lady Fairweather passed by. He'd know that perfume anywhere. How he longed to entwine her in his arms for another kiss. When spleen touched the bottle of Shiraz, a bottle that Lord Boxley was saving for a special night between himself and Miss Fairweather. But that special night never came. And so the bottle stayed in the cellar to this day...until spleen touched it and brought him back. Now he are he. D is for Danny, consumed by a fire... Danny became the Wuggly Ump, the Brutal! A vicious and horrible beast. It smells its prey for miles around and runs far to eat it. And when it does it’s a horrible sight indeed. Its appetite can never be satisfied. It is Brutal. When it are killed it is still eating when it dies and takes someone with it. Danny touched the pillow of the Wuggly Ump. It was his favorite pillow. He slept on it every night. Then he ate it. Then he pooped it out. And then its droppings were used to stuff it. And now IT has been summoned inside of Danny. S is for Saldana, who died of ennui... Saldana became the Bahhum Bug, the seer! It is a very good bug. Is it benevolent and somewhat silly being who wants to show others the folly of their ways by showing them the past present and future. No one really pays much attention to it as they are too busy laughing at the fact that it is a bug dancing in funny positions. Still it tries to show them the what’s what and who is who and who is good and who is bad. Saldana touched the carving. The favorite carving of the Bahhum Bug who would visit every day and carve his spirit friends into the billiard table. And now it has been summoned inside Sal. C is for Chief Rum, who sank in the mire... Chief Rum was Herbert Wainscotting, a villager – An ordinary man with an ordinary coat. And one day his coat decided that it wanted a more exciting life. SO it beat Herbert unconscious and wrestled itself free and went away and now lives on another man. A man of action and good looks. So Herbert got a new coat. One that likes a good book and a stroll through the park. When Chief touched the robe, he summoned Herbert. For the robe was a robe Herbert had been looking for for years. A simple robe that let him walk to the bath and it covered him well. And it was so comfy yet was a simple earthy color that Herbert loved that robe almost as much as the robe loved him. For the robe had been seeking just sort a man for years. But one day Herbert left the robe behind. And here it has stayed, waiting to bring Herbert back. And now it has... That is Herbert on the right with the coat that had long since left him. Z is for Zinto squashed under a train... Zinto was the Beelphazor the devil – He has been summoned many a time in a very disrespectful way and it is always the same for him. He simply must have their soul. He loves dancing with humans and then dancing away with their soul. leaving them as a mindless corpse. Then reappearing at inopportune moments to drag them away and throw them in a pit. People fear him most of all for their souls will leave them to stay with Beelphazor. Oh he are so misunderstood. Funny one would not not think a devil would drink wine but they do. Beelphazor's favorite was a Pinot Grigio and a most cursed Pinot Grigio it was. For the grapes were squeezed not in pits of hell but the pits of France. And no one ever comes back from that. This was the devil's last bottle. And it wants it... oh yes it wants it. And Zinto touching it has brought the devil back...to have a nice drinky-poo. P is for Passacaglia, who blew into bits... Passacaglia was the Reverend Lochlan Wearsome Bland, a villager – He was the revered of the devastating sermon. One day he gave the most devastating sermon ever. And all who listened were put into a deep sleep. And there they stay, to this day, unable to wake from that sleep. Even though Reverend Bland's sermon ended some 15 years before. They still sit and snore. Passacaglia touched the painting with the woman in the red dress. It was the favorite painting of Rev Bland who had never had an exciting painting in his life until he comfiscated it from an altar boy in his service. He hung it on his wall and looked at it. All of his other dull paintings in his house all thinned and melted away. And now with Pass's touch of the painting he brought him back. G is for Goldeneagle embedded in ice... Goldeneagle became Gertrude Hopewell, a villager – A fair maiden she is. With fine fine clothes. Like trophies she wears long gowns and long robes and dresses. And keeps her hair long and flowing. And every she you brushed it for an hour each side and then another hour down the other. And she hopes for a life outside of these walls. But then by the time she's picked out her finest clothes and brushed her fine fine hair, it is time for bed. And...well, she hopes for more. Because Goldeneagle touched the stag head, he has summoned Gertrude back. For one day out on the grounds of the manor, Gertrude encountered the great stag. With its coat so fine and flowing it was instantly attracted to the fair maiden in her flowing gown of sienna and cream. And it bade her ride off with it into the woods. And for the day she went. And at night she returned. And each night she pined for it but it never returned. Now the stag's head is above the fireplace. And touching it summoned her back. N is for Ntndeacon, trampled under a brawl Ntndeacon was The Undoubtful Guest, The Bodyguard – He is are not sure where he came from, nor is anyone aware of who, even what he is, but he is always there, staring at the wall or sitting in the parlor or perched on the urn. He came unexpecedly even univitedly yet he is there and he will never go away. He is always there watching someone. If he had not prevented the accidental costastrophe of someone’s life on occasion, he would surely be unwelcome for sure. For now he is simply undoubtful. Ntndeacon touched the statue of the Dancing Couple. And that statue was owned by the Undoubtful Guest. One day he appeared and brought it and just left it here. People would admire it and praised him for bringing it so he stayed. And stayed... and stayed... and never went away... J is for Jackal-Lathum who slipped down the drain... Jackal-Lathum was Beatrice Waxweed, a villager – A quaint older lady who likes keeping order and likes her clothes. She likes to tell other ladies what they're wearing is foolish or isn’t ironed enough and to that end she never has friends. Yet she forces her way into parties and just pretends. She pretends to know everyone there. Yet she doen’t say a word. For if they all heard her opinions they’d think her absurd. During the treasurehunt, Jackal stood and stared and touched nothing just like Beatrice touched all that nothing all those years ago. And from that nothing she materialized and now she is Jackal-Lathum, returning to touch more nothing. Ms. Waxweed on the left being fussy with a child. D is for Daddy Torgo, poisoned by gin Daddy Torgo was Dracula, the mover, the vicious vampire who lures pretty maidens to their death. (although its been told he isn't too picky nowadays when he is hungry and can go both ways). A dashing dresser, he can change into a bat. He is an expert traveller and can go anywhere and everywhere very quickly. His evil knows no bounds and frequently is found sipping a glass of someone's blood or hypnotizing them to do his bidding. And Daddy Torgo touching the Sofa first made it clear that this was going to be. You see everyone knows that Dracula seeks his coffin during the day. But no one knows that he seeks his comfy sofa at twilight and just before daybreak. A chance to just sit back and read a nice book and enjoy a nice glass of blood. It really is quite stimulating. And since DaddyTorgo touched the sofa, the VAMPIRE'S SOFA, he have brought him back. A is for Autumn who swallowed some tacks Autumn was Miss Adele Batter, the maid, a villager – Never better a maid, a regular maid, a cumbersome maid was she. You clean things here and eavesdrop there and sneak a bit of tea. Never married, helping others, that’s the life for ye. Autumn touched the black drapes. The drapes that needed cleaning every single day. For the dust it was grey and white and all other colors and showed so easily that the maid Miss adele would have to wash them every single day. And now that Autumn touched them they've summoned her back and oh those drapes look awful now. They need a good washing. Leaderboard Zinto..................8750 pounds Goldeneagle......7500 pounds Ntndeacon.........6250 pounds Danny................5625 pounds Autumn..............5250 pounds Jackal-Lathum..4500 pounds Britrock.............3750 pounds Saldana.............3450 pounds Chief Rum......... 3250 pounds Spleen...............3250 pounds Darth Vilus........3000 pounds Dubb..................1000 pounds (including 2 butler favors) Daddy Torgo......0 pounds Passacaglia.......0 pounds Last edited by CrimsonFox : 01-15-2013 at 11:37 PM.