Trump is hiring a lawyer named Ty Cobb who looks like this to manage the Russia allegations:
https://assets.bwbx.io/images/users/...Y/v0/-1x-1.jpg
And apparently, Ty Cobb is really good at crisis management.
I think that the matrix broke about 2 years ago and our robot overlords are just letting it run to see what happens.
EDIT: changed embedded pic to link b/c of size.