Celebrity Hot or Not, Volume 16: Faith Hill

Kodos · 01-12-2006, 09:28 AM

In volumes 14 and 15, Shania edged Natalie Portman for second overall, while Matt Leinart nailed down last place with a bullet. Today, Faith Hill dramatically and breathlessly enters our contest with her sultriest expression.

Code:

Anna Kournikova   90.97
Shania Twain      86.09
Natalie Portman   86.06
Evangeline Lilly  81.20
Angelina Jolie    78.49
Melissa Stark     75.00
Danica Patrick    59.17
Jennifer Lopez    44.23
Teri Hatcher      37.96
Pamela Anderson   37.90
Uma Thurman       35.51
Gillian Anderson  35.48
Cameron Diaz      31.67
Patrick Dempsey   27.27
Matt Leinart      18.75

I have no use for her "I'm so sexy" posing. "NOT!" I say!

rkmsuf · 01-12-2006, 09:30 AM

She almost too good looking in a way. Too perfect. She must be smelly.

Not!, just to be a contrarian.

moriarty · 01-12-2006, 09:30 AM

I haven't seen her lately, but compared to Danica Patrick she's a goddess.

Hot.

wishbone · 01-12-2006, 09:31 AM

There's a video where she is in one of those sexy nurse outfits, yeah, she does it for me.

moriarty · 01-12-2006, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by wishbone

There's a video where she is in one of those sexy nurse outfits, yeah, she does it for me.

That's exactly the image I had in mind when I voted too.

JeeberD · 01-12-2006, 09:39 AM

Hot, especially when her hair is nice and long...

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-12-2006, 09:41 AM

Finally! A H or N poll I can vote yes on!

moriarty · 01-12-2006, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Finally! A H or N poll I can vote yes on!

Technically you can't vote yes ... just hot or not, but carry on.

TLK · 01-12-2006, 09:45 AM

I remember reading that she only has sex for the purpose of procreation.... that's not hot

Subby · 01-12-2006, 09:51 AM

She seems really virtuous.

Not.

vtbub · 01-12-2006, 10:42 AM

Nope.

Raiders Army · 01-12-2006, 10:43 AM

If you had an option with more !!!!! after the hot I'd hit that one too.

st.cronin · 01-12-2006, 10:45 AM

Thank heavens. I was getting tired.

um, pic? I don't know who this is.

oliegirl · 01-12-2006, 10:46 AM

She is talented, a great mother, and a good wife...and also incredibly beautiful - defintely hot!

JeeberD · 01-12-2006, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

She is...a good wife...

Didn't she leave one country singer husband to shack up with another? Or am I thinking of someone else...

oliegirl · 01-12-2006, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Didn't she leave one country singer husband to shack up with another? Or am I thinking of someone else...

You are thinking of someone else, she is married to Tim McGraw and they have 3 girls and have never separated.

JonInMiddleGA · 01-12-2006, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Didn't she leave one country singer husband to shack up with another? Or am I thinking of someone else...

Off-hand, I'd guess you're thinking of Whorie Lorrie Morgan.

edit to add: Who technically didn't leave Keith Whitley, she just tramped around while he drank himself to death.

sachmo71 · 01-12-2006, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Off-hand, I'd guess you're thinking of Whorie Lorrie Morgan.

edit to add: Who technically didn't leave Keith Whitley, she just tramped around while he drank himself to death.

wow, "whore" with a capital "W". No love for the Lorrie, eh Jon?

JeeberD · 01-12-2006, 10:56 AM

Considering that I've never even heard of Lorrie Morgan before, I'm pretty sure that's not who I'm thinking of. Time to do some investigating...

oliegirl · 01-12-2006, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Considering that I've never even heard of Lorrie Morgan before, I'm pretty sure that's not who I'm thinking of. Time to do some investigating...

Post it when you find out...

JeeberD · 01-12-2006, 11:06 AM

Possibly I'm thinking of Amy Grant...

Quote:

For a few of those years, Grant laid relatively low while her personal life took center stage—much of it in the tabloids. In the late '90s, she had a much publicized friendship—and rumored romance—with country musician Vince Gill, who had divorced in 1997. Then came Grant's 1999 divorce from singer/songwriter Gary Chapman, her husband of 16 years and the father of their three children. A year later, the Grant-Gill romance rumors were confirmed as they walked down the aisle. And a year after that, Grant and Gill had a baby girl, Corinna.

oliegirl · 01-12-2006, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Possibly I'm thinking of Amy Grant...

Ahhh, I had forgot about her. Her Christian Music career didn't go very far after that chapter in her life.

I never cared for Vince Gill, hate his voice, but I disliked him even more after that happened.

Butter · 01-12-2006, 12:03 PM

Just about anything to do with Country Music = Not.

Desnudo · 01-12-2006, 12:18 PM

I like the video where it's raining and her dress is sticking to her body. Yes, please!

Raiders Army · 01-12-2006, 01:26 PM

Are you guys kidding me? Shania Twain is going to beat her by a lot at this rate...

st.cronin · 01-12-2006, 01:30 PM

After studying the issue carefully, I have to conclude 'hot.' She's not my type, exactly, but she would definitely suffice.

KWhit · 01-12-2006, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

Are you guys kidding me? Shania Twain is going to beat her by a lot at this rate...

As well she should.

Desnudo · 01-12-2006, 01:37 PM

So it looks like we have a Danica Patrick Line. All above her have substantially more votes for hot, and all below her have substantially less votes. No conclusion, just thought it was interesting.

Desmond · 01-12-2006, 01:51 PM

Faith hit her highwater mark about 5 years ago, and make no mistake about it, she was WAY overmade for those videos, photos etc. Without all the touching up she has a good deal of wear and tear on her face, and honestly she was never that hawt to begin with, she's an ok looking girl but I would vote for not.

Lorrie Morgan had one of the most delectable set of cans i've ever seen on a woman, but we're going back to the early 90's here and she was gettin on in years back then so who knows. Luckily my country music phase ended quickly.

Amy Grant never did it for me, she just doesn't exude much sexuality at all.

GrantDawg · 01-12-2006, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Possibly I'm thinking of Amy Grant...

Not to completely defend Amy, but her husband was a well known coke head. He'd get off it for a couple of years, and then snort six figures up his nose for a few months. Not exactly unjustified.

GrantDawg · 01-12-2006, 04:18 PM

BTW, met Lorrie Morgan in person. Shook her hand, and immediately used sanitizer. She was hot-looking, though.

Surtt · 01-12-2006, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

You are thinking of someone else, she is married to Tim McGraw and they have 3 girls and have never separated.

After she left her first husband for him.

Swaggs · 01-12-2006, 04:31 PM

She was hot back when she was doing country songs like "Wild One" and would wear tight jeans, but that was like 12 years ago, though. A lot of her appeal for me was that she seemed like she was an innocent country girl, but then I found out she had been married before and engaged another time or two, and that mystique vanished.

I voted no.

Schmidty · 01-12-2006, 04:34 PM

She's way too petite for me.

st.cronin · 01-12-2006, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

So it looks like we have a Danica Patrick Line. All above her have substantially more votes for hot, and all below her have substantially less votes. No conclusion, just thought it was interesting.

This had me laughing, I don't understand why.

JonInMiddleGA · 01-12-2006, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desmond

Lorrie Morgan had one of the most delectable set of cans i've ever seen on a woman, but we're going back to the early 90's here and she was gettin on in years back then so who knows.

Then:

Now:

Joe · 01-12-2006, 06:02 PM

definitely hot. But she's a bit of a bitch, leaving her husband after she hit it big. Her 1st husband was a music exec and was probably the reason why she got famous in the first place.

Draft Dodger · 01-12-2006, 06:11 PM

declining, but still hot

JonInMiddleGA · 01-12-2006, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by George W Bush

definitely hot. But she's a bit of a bitch, leaving her husband after she hit it big. Her 1st husband was a music exec and was probably the reason why she got famous in the first place.

I keep seeing different references to that first marriage, some say it was "music executive Dan Hill", others say "songwriter Dan Hill".

If the latter is accurate, I wonder if that's the "famous" Dan Hill ?

Raiders Army · 01-12-2006, 06:21 PM

I don't think she's Canadian, unlike Shania.

Rizon · 01-12-2006, 08:33 PM

10 years ago yes, now no.

Buccaneer · 01-12-2006, 08:37 PM

As I said in the Shania thread, I still believe she, Terri Clark and Sara Evan are much hotter than Faith Hill.

Joe · 01-12-2006, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buccaneer

As I said in the Shania thread, I still believe she, Terri Clark and Sara Evan are much hotter than Faith Hill.

OMG Sara Evans is so fucking hot

Buccaneer · 01-12-2006, 09:04 PM

Sorry, forgot the "s" on Evans. Typed too fast again.

Buccaneer · 01-12-2006, 09:05 PM

dola

Yes she is (Sara Evans, not Faith Hill).

ISiddiqui · 01-12-2006, 09:16 PM

SUPER HOT!

Desmond · 01-12-2006, 09:19 PM

The last country singer, discounting Shania, that i was really impressed with was Chely Wright. I just found her to be that rare combination of sexy as hell and cute as a button.

ISiddiqui · 01-12-2006, 09:25 PM

I'd take Faith Hill over Shania... especially 5 years ago. Though Faith should go back to the shoulder length hair.. supa hot!

JonInMiddleGA · 01-12-2006, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buccaneer

As I said in the Shania thread, I still believe she, Terri Clark and Sara Evan are much hotter than Faith Hill.

Women simply don't get much hotter than Terri Clark. She could melt graphite.

JonInMiddleGA · 01-12-2006, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desmond

... Chely Wright. I just found her to be that rare combination of sexy as hell and cute as a button.

Try Googling "Miranda Lambert"

View Poll Results: Faith Hill is...
Hot!	101	77.10%
Not!	30	22.90%
Voters: 131. You may not vote on this poll

01-12-2006, 09:30 AM	#2
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	She almost too good looking in a way. Too perfect. She must be smelly. Not!, just to be a contrarian. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

01-12-2006, 09:39 AM	#6
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Hot, especially when her hair is nice and long... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

01-12-2006, 09:51 AM	#10
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	She seems really virtuous. Not. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

01-12-2006, 10:42 AM	#11
vtbub College Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burlington, VT USA	Nope. __________________

01-12-2006, 09:30 AM	#3
moriarty College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: A negative place	I haven't seen her lately, but compared to Danica Patrick she's a goddess. Hot.

01-12-2006, 09:31 AM	#4
wishbone High School JV Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hillsboro OR	There's a video where she is in one of those sexy nurse outfits, yeah, she does it for me.

01-12-2006, 09:41 AM	#7
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	Finally! A H or N poll I can vote yes on!

01-12-2006, 09:45 AM	#9
TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	I remember reading that she only has sex for the purpose of procreation.... that's not hot

01-12-2006, 10:43 AM	#12
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	If you had an option with more !!!!! after the hot I'd hit that one too.

01-12-2006, 10:45 AM	#13
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Thank heavens. I was getting tired. um, pic? I don't know who this is. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

01-12-2006, 10:56 AM	#19
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Considering that I've never even heard of Lorrie Morgan before, I'm pretty sure that's not who I'm thinking of. Time to do some investigating... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

01-12-2006, 12:03 PM	#23
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	Just about anything to do with Country Music = Not. __________________ My listening habits

01-12-2006, 12:18 PM	#24
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	I like the video where it's raining and her dress is sticking to her body. Yes, please!

01-12-2006, 01:26 PM	#25
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Are you guys kidding me? Shania Twain is going to beat her by a lot at this rate...

01-12-2006, 01:30 PM	#26
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	After studying the issue carefully, I have to conclude 'hot.' She's not my type, exactly, but she would definitely suffice. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

01-12-2006, 01:37 PM	#28
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	So it looks like we have a Danica Patrick Line. All above her have substantially more votes for hot, and all below her have substantially less votes. No conclusion, just thought it was interesting.

01-12-2006, 01:51 PM	#29
Desmond Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Hatch	Faith hit her highwater mark about 5 years ago, and make no mistake about it, she was WAY overmade for those videos, photos etc. Without all the touching up she has a good deal of wear and tear on her face, and honestly she was never that hawt to begin with, she's an ok looking girl but I would vote for not. Lorrie Morgan had one of the most delectable set of cans i've ever seen on a woman, but we're going back to the early 90's here and she was gettin on in years back then so who knows. Luckily my country music phase ended quickly. Amy Grant never did it for me, she just doesn't exude much sexuality at all.

01-12-2006, 04:18 PM	#31
GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	BTW, met Lorrie Morgan in person. Shook her hand, and immediately used sanitizer. She was hot-looking, though.

01-12-2006, 04:31 PM	#33
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	She was hot back when she was doing country songs like "Wild One" and would wear tight jeans, but that was like 12 years ago, though. A lot of her appeal for me was that she seemed like she was an innocent country girl, but then I found out she had been married before and engaged another time or two, and that mystique vanished. I voted no. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

01-12-2006, 04:34 PM	#34
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	She's way too petite for me. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

01-12-2006, 06:02 PM	#37
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	definitely hot. But she's a bit of a bitch, leaving her husband after she hit it big. Her 1st husband was a music exec and was probably the reason why she got famous in the first place.

01-12-2006, 06:11 PM	#38
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	declining, but still hot __________________ Mile High Hockey

01-12-2006, 06:21 PM	#40
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	I don't think she's Canadian, unlike Shania.

01-12-2006, 08:37 PM	#42
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	As I said in the Shania thread, I still believe she, Terri Clark and Sara Evan are much hotter than Faith Hill.

01-12-2006, 09:04 PM	#44
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	Sorry, forgot the "s" on Evans. Typed too fast again.

01-12-2006, 09:05 PM	#45
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	dola Yes she is (Sara Evans, not Faith Hill).

01-12-2006, 09:16 PM	#46
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	SUPER HOT! __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

01-12-2006, 09:19 PM	#47
Desmond Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Hatch	The last country singer, discounting Shania, that i was really impressed with was Chely Wright. I just found her to be that rare combination of sexy as hell and cute as a button.

01-12-2006, 09:25 PM	#48
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	I'd take Faith Hill over Shania... especially 5 years ago. Though Faith should go back to the shoulder length hair.. supa hot! __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

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