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View Poll Results: Where do you stand?
Bigfoot exists and I've seen one! 11 5.98%
Bigfoot probably exists but I've never seen one 32 17.39%
I really doubt bigfoot exists but heck, anything could happen 91 49.46%
Are you completely insane? No way bigfoot exists. 50 27.17%
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:36 PM   #251
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:41 PM   #252
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It's V-Day. Go to a bar. There is bound to be a few Sasquach there.
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Old 02-14-2013, 03:51 PM   #253
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Why are you trying to hurt me?

I'm sorry.
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Old 07-02-2013, 12:24 PM   #254
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I was hoping this was finally going to be the proof. Turns out ol' Bigfoot was just playing possum.

Bigfoot DNA 'evidence' turns out to be mostly opossum DNA | Mail Online
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Old 07-02-2013, 12:31 PM   #255
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Old 07-02-2013, 01:04 PM   #256
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The search continues.
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Old 07-07-2013, 05:56 PM   #257
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How the attempt to sequence “Bigfoot’s genome” went badly off track | Ars Technica
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Old 10-01-2013, 08:33 PM   #258
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Old 10-01-2013, 09:14 PM   #259
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Old 10-01-2013, 09:57 PM   #260
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All that proves is that bigfoot is never standing behind 15 year old girls taking pics of their hoo hoos or athletes taking pics of their junk.
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Old 10-01-2013, 11:01 PM   #261
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All that proves is that bigfoot is never standing behind 15 year old girls taking pics of their hoo hoos or athletes taking pics of their junk.

correct, those are raptors
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Old 10-01-2013, 11:03 PM   #262
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"Western Kentucky" could pay off way better than Kristin Shepard or even Joe Willie's Jets.

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Old 10-02-2013, 07:09 AM   #263
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I wonder what would happen to these guys if the country (or world, whatever) collectively said, "yeah, okay, Bigfoot's real, cool" and moved on with their lives. You have to think they at least partially get off on their contrariness, and something like that would crush them.
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Old 01-03-2014, 04:37 PM   #264
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Of course, it had to be Texas where one was shot and killed. Not too far from me either!

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Old 01-03-2014, 04:40 PM   #265
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It looks like my Uncle Dan.
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Old 01-27-2015, 02:11 PM   #266
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Who is laughing now?

Snowstorm sasquatch? Yeti roams streets of Boston suburb during storm - wptv.com
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Old 01-27-2015, 04:16 PM   #267
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OK, what is funny, this guy is probably one of the guys that I am at the show with in Boston.
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Old 03-16-2015, 10:35 PM   #268
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time to eat your words, skeptics.

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Old 03-17-2015, 09:47 AM   #269
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By and large, that "stabilized" rendition of the Patterson film has been used to discredit its validity. In the original, there's a sense of a non-human loping gait that has persuaded some self-proclaimed experts that the figure cannot possibly be a man in a suit. In the stabilized version (which generally passes the smell test with the stability of the background trees, etc), it starts looking a whole lot like a man in a suit (as we have already heard confessed by a perpetrator).
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Old 03-17-2015, 10:11 AM   #270
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Old 09-02-2015, 09:40 AM   #271
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Old 09-02-2015, 09:53 AM   #272
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Twenty dollars? The German-American festival I just went to was only eight and there were 50 kinds of beers there (and somewhat reasonably priced too).
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Old 09-02-2015, 10:00 AM   #273
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Old 09-02-2015, 01:40 PM   #274
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Posted in 2005 by self-appointed insider:

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We are pretty close to a case that would convince scientists and I don't think THIS part of it will take long at all. Of course it will not convince everyone, because what do we know about hair morphology and poo DNA? Only a body will really convince.

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If we were in the same room I could show you a lot of cool stuff, but I can't put it up for general consumption on the internet.

I really believe that something compelling is coming down the pike, though. So stay tuned..

So, we've got a conference headed by writers and bloggers and filmmakers (oh my)... maybe even Sidhe himself... but we still just haven't been able to put together even one piece of actual evidence that can persuade anyone that this is for real? We just lack the means to distribute this great compelling "cool stuff" information that you need to be in the room to experience?

Awesome.

I so love this thread.
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Old 09-02-2015, 01:48 PM   #275
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you jest, but his last post was in 2008. i can only assume They got to him and he was forever silenced.
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Old 09-02-2015, 02:30 PM   #276
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What differentiates between investigator and researcher?
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Old 09-02-2015, 03:15 PM   #277
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What differentiates between investigator and researcher?

It's the investigator who digs into [ahem] the poo DNA.
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Old 09-02-2015, 04:11 PM   #278
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So did Peter pay Paul to do that?
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Old 09-16-2015, 02:37 PM   #279
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So Bigfoot is apparently destroying cars about 15 miles from me...



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As far as what it could be, the gamut of wildlife has been brought up, from bears, coyotes and wildcats to some kind of mythical creature, like a yeti or chupacabra.
“I’ve heard of these (chupacabras) — I don’t know if they’re actually up this far north, or if they’re just in Mexico or Texas, or if they’re even real animals,” Griffin said. “I was just saying that because it seems like it’d be something bigger than a dog, the way the destruction was made.”

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Old 09-16-2015, 04:00 PM   #280
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I love this very underrated thread. It reminds me of my Chris Simms quote below I've leaned on in times of struggle to give me solace.
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Old 03-16-2016, 01:18 PM   #281
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Old 03-16-2016, 01:25 PM   #282
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I went hog hunting in the Sam Houston National Forest last month. It is supposedly a hot spot for Bigfoot sightings in Texas. Every time my friend and I spotted a tree fallen into another tree, or a tree broken off more than a couple of feet off of the ground, we said that was definitely proof that Bigfoot was in the area. That's probably why we didn't see any pigs to shoot. Not because Bigfoot was there, but due to our laughing.
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Old 03-16-2016, 02:05 PM   #283
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Bigfoot probably ate the pigs. DUH!
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Old 07-03-2017, 02:52 PM   #284
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Old 07-03-2017, 02:54 PM   #285
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...and of course...

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Old 07-03-2017, 03:28 PM   #286
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Honestly not going out of my way to find these (well, post 284 led me to 285, but this showed up organically in my twitter feed)

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Old 07-03-2017, 04:51 PM   #287
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time to eat your words, skeptics.

It's quite clear from these lighthousekeeper's images that bigfoot has breasts
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Old 07-03-2017, 05:49 PM   #288
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I've been living in Washington since 2007 and haven't seen a single Bigfoot.
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Old 07-03-2017, 06:17 PM   #289
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When I go mushroom hunting with my FIL, we are in the edge of the Ozark mountains.
We hit our walking sticks on trees and wait for the response. Bigfoot will hit trees in response usually.
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Old 07-25-2017, 01:48 PM   #290
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Old 07-25-2017, 02:10 PM   #291
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When I go mushroom hunting with my FIL, we are in the edge of the Ozark mountains.
We hit our walking sticks on trees and wait for the response. Bigfoot will hit trees in response usually.

Couldn't be other humans, I suppose?
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Old 08-04-2017, 10:01 AM   #292
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Could make for a big day, amirite?
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Old 08-04-2017, 11:04 AM   #293
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I can't wait to sasq-watch it.
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Old 08-04-2017, 11:12 AM   #294
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Who would have guessed that Maine is the only state in the continental U.S. without Bigfoot sightings?
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Old 08-10-2017, 12:18 PM   #295
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http://nypost.com/2017/08/10/i-dont-...n-for-bigfoot/
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Old 09-15-2017, 12:30 AM   #298
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The next big advance in bigfoot hunting.

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Old 09-15-2017, 01:03 AM   #299
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And of fucking course it's made with essential oils.
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Old 09-15-2017, 06:45 AM   #300
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Who knew Bigfoot was just a gym bro lothario.
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