WW DII - The Dungeon 2 : Dungeon Harder! GAME OVER!!!

[Abe Sargent]

Originally Posted by Danny

Abe i agree with this. Cant do prpper formating pn phone

I'll take it them trade done

[Abe Sargent]

Man so many trades! Flashes back of the first dungeon. Oy vey.

[Abe Sargent]

Who wants actions! Let action this bad boy UPO

[JAG]

CF, it was detect magic which is useless to me. Oh well.

[Abe Sargent]

The first person I process most actions is Darth Vilus. He's usually not in and sends his actions in early, so I don't worry about perhaps sending hi a result 10 -20 minute before deadline

[The Jackal]

By that he means that DV is a pansy and sits around instead of moving.

[Abe Sargent]

Darth Vilus has found the Spellbook of the Initiate!!!

[PurdueBrad]

Congrats DV? I guess...

[Danny]

Danny has found the spellbook of the armless man

[Danny]

ITS EMPTY!!!

[Danny]

Abe has promised to keep the dungeon open until I reach level 10.

[Abe Sargent]

CHANGING A RULE


If you are part of an official party and the one in charge of submitting a pm order as to what direction you are going you may include party members on that pm so they will know that it was submitted. This is the ONLY exception to the "You may not PM others" rule.

[PurdueBrad]

Cool rule change, makes sense. Thanks Abe.

Danny, if it's okay with JAG, I'll try to send you any duplicate spell scrolls we find. I'm broke right now but I'll even buy the scroll of teleportation. My goddess would want me to help out the side of light so that you could serve as a beacon in even the darkest night.

[Danny]

Wow, thanks PB. Ill try and make it up to you as well with whatever gold I can send back. I think tomorrow I am going to have to not move and end up selling an item or two to buy some herbs

[PurdueBrad]

Danny, no money back. You're in a bad spot, I would hope somebody would do the same for me because, even though this is competitive, there can be five winners so might as well help others too.

[Danny]

Alright, I must now say PB is awesome and I hope he wins while Hoops dies in the most gruesome way possible.

[PurdueBrad]

Thanks Danny, much appreciated. I've had some luck getting scrolls this game but no duplicates yet. So don't root for me until I help you though!

[CrimsonFox]

Originally Posted by JAG

CF, it was detect magic which is useless to me. Oh well.

I've got an idea, my friend....sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssell it for 60 gold piecessss

[CrimsonFox]

Originally Posted by hoopsguy

Hmm, I thought it was five.

unlesss there issss a color darker than black.

[Abe Sargent]

Hey boys! What's going on? I'm just your lovely princess over here in this smelly old tomb. Teehee!

I'm a giver, not a taker, and I've come to give my...master...some protection. You don't want to go into battle without me, baby!

Ahhh, poor babies...don't you want my Shield wrapped around your big, strong manly fingers? I know you do. Heehee!

I'm Sheila. I'm a Shield of Lust, with a +2 bonus to your AC. I can talk in 20 languages and protect you from all sorts of harm. I also prevent you from being harmed or seduced by any of those old women in the dungeon. You only have eyes for me darlings! None of those sirens or dryads will seduce my...employer.

Oh, and that brings me to a few other things. Unlike other weapons, I can teleport myself. So if someone wants to trade for lil' ol' Sheila, I can jump to wherever you want me. I'll even switch whatever you want back to the other person. I only will accept being under the control of someone who will use me and abuse me honey. So that's the other thing. I'm cursed, and I admit it. I want you to want me. I need you to need me. You will lust for me. At the end of any day in which I am not wielded, I will teleport myself to the highest level person who can use a shield. I'm not going somewhere I'm, not wanted, sugar.

You don't you can't go on without me. Let's have the bidding start...

[CrimsonFox]

Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

Hey boys! What's going on? I'm just your lovely princess over here in this smelly old tomb. Teehee!

I'm a giver, not a taker, and I've come to give my...master...some protection. You don't want to go into battle without me, baby!

Ahhh, poor babies...don't you want my Shield wrapped around your big, strong manly fingers? I know you do. Heehee!

I'm Sheila. I'm a Shield of Lust, with a +2 bonus to your AC. I can talk in 20 languages and protect you from all sorts of harm. I also prevent you from being harmed or seduced by any of those old women in the dungeon. You only have eyes for me darlings! None of those sirens or dryads will seduce my...employer.

Oh, and that brings me to a few other things. Unlike other weapons, I can teleport myself. So if someone wants to trade for lil' ol' Sheila, I can jump to wherever you want me. I'll even switch whatever you want back to the other person. I only will accept being under the control of someone who will use me and abuse me honey. So that's the other thing. I'm cursed, and I admit it. I want you to want me. I need you to need me. You will lust for me. At the end of any day in which I am not wielded, I will teleport myself to the highest level person who can use a shield. I'm not going somewhere I'm, not wanted, sugar.

You don't you can't go on without me. Let's have the bidding start...

I do not want thisss talking vagina nor will I put my hand in it.

[Autumn]

I bid three handfuls of brains.

[PurdueBrad]

Hmmmm, I am used to being cursed and I am a tank...

[CrimsonFox]

Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

Hmmmm, I am used to being cursed and I am a tank...

oh no....here we go again...


CLosing credits...

men men men men manly men men men...

[Autumn]

I hate to help you guys out, but in case you haven't figured it out, this is a *PANTY* shield, not the other kind.

[CrimsonFox]

hey guysssss, essspecially abe! I found more itemsss here. Remember Shawnee Ssssmith in the firssst saw? How she rifled around in that guys' intestinesssss for the key? Yeah it wasss like that only with a carrion crawler and a lot of refusssse.

Sssso I got a ssssword and a potion of X.

[PurdueBrad]

Nice job CF!

[PurdueBrad]

Hey JAG, when Abe says we can talk I want to pass something to you.

[CrimsonFox]

Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

CHANGING A RULE


If you are part of an official party and the one in charge of submitting a pm order as to what direction you are going you may include party members on that pm so they will know that it was submitted. This is the ONLY exception to the "You may not PM others" rule.

I applaud thisss brave rule change. brave brave rule change

[CrimsonFox]

Okay now, I am Ssssso ready to dive into a vat of green slime and ochre jelly and gray ooze and black pudding

[Autumn]

Ooh, I love Jell-O shots.

[Abe Sargent]

Dubb has SAVED the town of Bywater!!!


He has also found the holy relic, the Sword of Righteousness!!!!

[Abe Sargent]

Movement actions are completed, see ya soon

[The Jackal]

FYI hoops, for transparency, I searched "the room", and by default went to the chest, I guess. Should we bash it?

[dubb93]

The town was under attack by 25 goblins. I killed them all. At the same time.

[PurdueBrad]

Hey JAG, if there is no objection, I would like to keep the 50 gold as it brings my bank account up to 55. However, this is all you:

Black Market
PurdueBrad passes JAG scroll we found today

[PurdueBrad]

Danny, sorry, the scroll we found today was not a duplicate.

[JAG]

Black Market
JAG gives PB 1 potion of healing and 1 bundle of herbs
PB gives JAG a scroll of true sight

Kind of a lousy chest, but what're you gonna do?

[The Jackal]

Do you want to be leader for now? I definitely won't be around tomorrow, have some training at work that will take all day.

[PurdueBrad]

JAG, much appreciated.

Black Market
PB accepts 1 potion of healing and 1 bundle of herbs

[Abe Sargent]

Sheila is it? Hey gal, what’s happening?

Oh, hello I thought our contract only allowed one intelligent item per Dungeon?

I break all sorts of rules. Wanna hear a joke? Two warhammers walk into a bar! And then….

I’ve heard this one.

But I want to say the punchline…Hammer Time!

(sigh)

Sweetness, we have got to get together. I’ll be your sword and you can be my shield. We’ll be a set!

I’m not that kind of girl, and you know it! I prefer flesh to…ewwww…metal.

But I’m +2! No person is going to give you that! And I can make people stop saying vowels; now that’s cool!

We’re done talking now…

[JAG]

After getting that weapon, I would imagine it would be an upset if dubb doesn't win. Nice work.

[PurdueBrad]

Yeah, figure dubb is certainly well on his way. Plus that's a 3000 GP weapon. Although gotta love my wingman The Disspeller flirting with the shield. You go boy!

[JAG]

Why are all the sentient pieces of equipment cursed?

[PurdueBrad]

My sword is no longer cursed, he's just got personality now.

[CrimsonFox]

Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

Dubb has SAVED the town of Bywater!!!


He has also found the holy relic, the Sword of Righteousness!!!!

Congratulationssss my friend.
There isss a town in thisss dungeon?
What did you do?

[PurdueBrad]

JAG, plans for morning? Search the room?

[hoopsguy]

Originally Posted by The Jackal

FYI hoops, for transparency, I searched "the room", and by default went to the chest, I guess. Should we bash it?

Well, I was hoping I would bash it tonight so I could heal this evening - if we do it for morning actions and I'm hurt too badly then I wouldn't have the heal for an afternoon action. So I'm a little less enthused about the option.

Unless you feel strongly about it, lets sit tight until tomorrow after our movement. We might want to see if the Djinni provides an option for us.

That make sense for you?

[hoopsguy]

Originally Posted by The Jackal

Do you want to be leader for now? I definitely won't be around tomorrow, have some training at work that will take all day.

Will do. Tomorrow will probably play out a bit like today in terms of availability, but being around some is better than no availability.

[CrimsonFox]

anyone in need of a magic sssword?