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Combining FOFC and Actors
Suicane and I got to thinking, take the FOFC, and relate them to movie stars. Who would be who?
Suicane - Billy Bob Thornton Shorty - Zack Braff Quiksand - Dennis Miller SackAttack - Matt Damon sovereignstar - Michael Rappaport/Johnny Harden Farrah Whitworth-Rahn - Julianne Moore Buccaneer - Robert Redford bubbawheels - John Travolta sterlingice - Nick Lachey Maple Leafs - Vince Vaughan Antmeister71 - Wayne Brady SkyDog - Bernie Mac Pumpy Tudors - David Alan Grier JeeberD - American Jude Law Cringer - Bruce Willis Loren - Demi Moore Ksyrup - Mark Wahlberg Franklinnoble - White Tim Meadows cthomer5000 - Joe Pesci sabotai - Keanu Reeves Hell Atlantic - Chris Katan rkmsuf - Ryan Seacrest Fritz - Jack Black Eaglesfan27 - Anthony Edwards Balldog - Dustin Diamond Flasch - Richard Lewis Marmel - Christopher Walken MrBug708 - McCauley Caulkin McSweeny - 1999 Matthew Lillard MizzouRah - Phillip Seymour Hoffman SirFozzie - Ben Affleck mckerney - John Cusack JonInMiddleGA - Kevin Pollak WSUCougar - George Clooney ardent - Seth McFarlane Senator - Dustin Hoffman Blackadar - Burt Reynolds HomerJSimpson - Matthew Perry The Afoci - Steve Buscemi fantastic flying froggies - Hank Azaria jbmagic - Benicio del Toro Solecismic - Kevin Spacey primelord - Pete Postlethwaite CamEdwards - Mel Gibson Kodos - Ben Stiller Chief Rum - William Shatner Draft Dodger - Andy Richter Chubby - Sean Penn larrymcg421 - Carrot Top CraigSca - Charlie Sheen We had a reason for each choice. Discuss. sidenote - Suicane and I have the right to edit to add more people. Last edited by korme : 06-07-2005 at 03:19 PM. |
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06-07-2005, 04:25 AM
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I dub this the best thread ever.
Almostbreakfasttimeedit: Coming soon, pics of the things that inspired this thread, ie: rosie o' donnell and weed. Last edited by Suicane75 : 06-07-2005 at 04:26 AM. |
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06-07-2005, 04:27 AM
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Do you have to have 1,000 posts to make this list?
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06-07-2005, 04:29 AM
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If you were curious as to how this thread was thought of, look no further:
kormelink3 (2:03:54 AM): beautiful girls ends with michael rappaport saying "Stay cool, stay cool forever!" kormelink3 (2:03:57 AM): so cheesey suicanecomcast (2:04:08 AM): omg kormelink3 (2:04:15 AM): hah suicanecomcast (2:05:10 AM): rappaport gives me douche chills kormelink3 (2:06:05 AM): we should assign actors to fofc names, like who would be who suicanecomcast (2:06:16 AM): hahaha kormelink3 (2:06:20 AM): was just thinking who rappaport would be suicanecomcast (2:06:49 AM): Hell Atlantic kormelink3 (2:07:03 AM): hahahaha suicanecomcast (2:07:16 AM): says everything with authority but it sounds kinda gay kormelink3 (2:07:16 AM): HA has to be more of a smug douchebag suicanecomcast (2:07:23 AM): yeah suicanecomcast (2:07:58 AM): im thinking that irish dude, but ha aint good lookin kormelink3 (2:02:07 AM): oh yes kormelink3 (2:02:14 AM): that one irish dude in films. kormelink3 (2:02:17 AM): right that guy suicanecomcast (2:02:23 AM): you know who i mean suicanecomcast (2:02:25 AM): lol suicanecomcast (2:02:37 AM): the dude who sleeps with every chick kormelink3 (2:02:45 AM): hahah whaaaat kormelink3 (2:02:58 AM): name a movie suicanecomcast (2:09:02 AM): that IRISH Dude suicanecomcast (2:09:04 AM): ummm suicanecomcast (2:09:12 AM): i dunno suicanecomcast (2:09:13 AM): hehehe kormelink3 (2:09:27 AM): hah suicanecomcast (2:09:27 AM): phonebooth kormelink3 (2:09:29 AM): oh kormelink3 (2:09:34 AM): colin farrell? suicanecomcast (2:09:37 AM): yeahhhhhhhh kormelink3 (2:09:40 AM): haha kormelink3 (2:09:49 AM): we should make rappaport = sov kormelink3 (2:09:54 AM): just to make him mad suicanecomcast (2:10:18 AM): LOL |
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06-07-2005, 04:29 AM
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Be warned, we could make you Jim Belushi, do you really want that? Last edited by Suicane75 : 06-07-2005 at 04:31 AM. |
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06-07-2005, 04:31 AM
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no, the members came at random, like "oh, so and so should be..!" etc. |
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06-07-2005, 04:31 AM
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06-07-2005, 04:33 AM
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Head Coach
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It was just a joke. (2nd failed one today!). I only said that because I am close to 1,000. I did not expect to be on the list.
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06-07-2005, 04:37 AM
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06-07-2005, 04:37 AM
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Coordinator
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I dub theeeee the Carrot Top of FOFC. Make it so. |
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06-07-2005, 05:36 AM
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06-07-2005, 06:04 AM
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I have to disagree on Quiksand...
I'm trying to think of who would be a better candidate than Dennis Miller... Perhaps Patrick Stewart? Martin Sheen?
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06-07-2005, 06:16 AM
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Burt Reynolds? The Bandit?
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06-07-2005, 06:16 AM
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Head Coach
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Ouch. I should have kept my mouth shut. At least I didn't get Dustin Diamond, though.
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06-07-2005, 06:18 AM
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Pro Starter
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Sigh, this reminds me of my high school yearbook, when they spelled my last name wrong.
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06-07-2005, 07:14 AM
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06-07-2005, 07:18 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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I'm quite disgustipated by this choice. I mean, I understand the whole "Rock Star" connection, but this dude was Marky-flippin-Mark! Not to mention, he was a member of NKOTB, Shorty's favorite band when he was 6.
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06-07-2005, 07:25 AM
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^^ When I think of you I think of you as one of those soft lawyers. You know the kind that gels his hair a certain style for like 20 years. Always eats tuna for lunch and scoffs at the idea of a burger or something different. You remind me of Kevin Spacy in that movie American Beauty.
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06-07-2005, 07:28 AM
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Yes, but he was also Dirk Diggler. Maybe Shorty thinks you have a big wang. |
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06-07-2005, 07:37 AM
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At least I did make the parody song, even though it linked me with the typical dutch stereotypes. Don't dare to make me Jeroen Krabbe, my English is much better.
Or else I'll change back to being MIJB19, Shorty!
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06-07-2005, 07:39 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Shorty knows all about my wang.
Oh, and noop, that's interesting. I'm not quite sure how to respond - I'm not quite THAT set in my ways. And as much as I still like my jean shorts, I have to say that Kevin Spacey in jean shorts would be uber-gay.
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06-07-2005, 07:45 AM
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I would think QuikSand and Leonard Nimoy might be a better match.
Somehow, I also can't or don't want to picture Bernie Mac in the patrotic undies.
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06-07-2005, 07:54 AM
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06-07-2005, 08:02 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Yeah...that's not me. My life's not quite as complicated as his was in the movie. What you see is what you get. Not to mention, I wish I was that thin.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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06-07-2005, 08:03 AM
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Bonafide Seminole Fan
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LOL I am just messing with you man. All I know is your a lawyer who likes rock music... hehe
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06-07-2005, 08:18 AM
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And I don't see Bubba as John Travolta. More like Pauly Shore or Pee Wee Herman or Carrot Top. And I think you have me and Marmel mixed up.
Or make me Alan Rickman - Professor Snape, Hans Gruber, Sheriff of Nottingham. :twisted: |
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06-07-2005, 08:24 AM
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long live Seacrest
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Nimoy! Perfect!
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06-07-2005, 08:49 AM
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Why isn't HomerJSimpson Homer Simpson? Or at least Hank Azaria?
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06-07-2005, 08:51 AM
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I'm Batman.
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06-07-2005, 09:47 AM
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I can live with John Travolta...too bad about SirFozzie, though.
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06-07-2005, 09:51 AM
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Jude Law? The fiancee will be happy to hear that...
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06-07-2005, 10:12 AM
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Ahem...
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06-07-2005, 10:22 AM
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I'm taking this as a compliment. Julianne Moore's a hottie.
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06-07-2005, 10:26 AM
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What are the rest of us 1,000+ posters, chopped liver?
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06-07-2005, 10:29 AM
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06-07-2005, 10:31 AM
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Ben Stiller, eh? I'll have to be more careful when using my zipper...
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06-07-2005, 10:31 AM
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06-07-2005, 10:39 AM
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Mel Gibson? Works for me.
BTW, Ksyrup, Mark Wahlberg wasn't in NKOTB. That was his ne'er do well brother Donnie. Not that I listened to NKOTB at all.
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06-07-2005, 10:40 AM
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Marky Mark was not in NKOTB, his brother was! |
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06-07-2005, 10:41 AM
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06-07-2005, 10:57 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Sorry guys, but Marky Mark was indeed a member of NKOTB. For 6 months. Then he got fired for, as he says, wanting to actually sing. They all lip-synched and he thought his voice was so good that he didn't need to. So there, BIOTCHES!
Know your enemy...
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06-07-2005, 10:58 AM
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Quiksand=Hal2000
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06-07-2005, 10:58 AM
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Was he on their debut album? |
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06-07-2005, 10:59 AM
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What you guys don't know is that I really am a (former) Hollywood actor.
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Huh! Yeah, we’re comin’ back then with another bombtrack Think ya know what it’s all about Huh! Hey yo, so check this out Yeah! Know your enemy! Come on! Born with insight and a raised fist A witness to the slit wrist, that’s with As we move into ’92 Still in a room without a view Ya got to know Ya got to know That when I say go, go, go Amp up and amplify Defy I’m a brother with a furious mind Action must be taken We don’t need the key We’ll break in Something must be done About vengeance, a badge and a gun ’cause I’ll rip the mike, rip the stage, rip the system I was born to rage against ’em Fist in ya face, in the place And I’ll drop the style clearly Know your enemy...know your enemy! Yeah! Hey yo, and dick with this...uggh! Word is born Fight the war, fuck the norm Now I got no patience So sick of complacence With the d the e the f the I the a the n the c the e Mind of a revolutionary So clear the lane The finger to the land of the chains What? the land of the free? Whoever told you that is your enemy? Now something must be done About vengeance, a badge and a gun ’cause I’ll rip the mike, rip the stage, rip the system I was born to rage against ’em Now action must be taken We don’t need the key We’ll break in I’ve got no patience now So sick of complacence now I’ve got no patience now So sick of complacence now Sick of sick of sick of sick of you Time has come to pay... Know your enemy! Come on! Yes I know my enemies They’re the teachers who taught me to fight me Compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission Ignorance, hypocrisy, brutality, the elite All of which are american dreams (8 times) *sigh* I miss Rage... 
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06-07-2005, 11:06 AM
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You mean that Flasch isn't the only one?!?!? 
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06-07-2005, 11:29 AM
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Slight correction: it is not Michael Rappaport who says "Stay cool...stay cool forever" at the end of Beautiful Girls, but rather Max Perlich.
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06-07-2005, 11:39 AM
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Neither radii or I are on the list
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