NBA Freestyle Rap Lyrics... come up with a few of your own...

[KBLegolas]

This thread isn't meant to cause people to flame each other or anything of the sort. Just read the things people rhyme about with a cool head and enjoy them


Me and a friend were makin some freestyle sessions about the NBA and our teams, this is some stuff I came up with, my favorite team being the Nets...

Its like every shot is drastic, best all-around point guard in the league since Magic
Averages a double-double, if you don't know K-I Double D, it spells trouble
Any given night gives you a triple-double, shakin you like dice, breakin you like a bubble
Throwing the oop night after night, breakin' ankles, makin' you slower
Better not look back twice, you'll be cryin' before the show's over...
Swept in the finals by the godly Lakers... but proved all doubters wrong across miles and acres
This year they look like nothin' but fakers... might as well put on purple aprons and pose as bakers
We ARE the reigning beasts of the east... played the teams, killed em', then hid the evidence before a warrant was released...
Better get your team blessed, best go hire some priest... gotta hurry up, or may your asses REST-IN-PEACE

[TheMatrix31]

That was pretty tight, but I dont think I can come up with one...I'm not gifted with that sorta thing....if you can do one for the Suns that would be sweet.

[KBLegolas]

Starbury is poo
He ain't nothin but a foo
Couldn't survive on the Nets, good thing they traded his ***
Still shoots too much, needs to distribute and pass


Can you sense my Starbury hatred? hehe Just playin with ya bro, maybe i'll think up a serious one when it's not so late at night....

[TheMatrix31]

LOL....that was good for a not-serious one.

[arenas809]

They call me EA Bleek cuz I'm in the game...(oops that's not mine)

I don't rap, I do produce pop and rnb music lol...but I'll try this one...

Suba la bola,
Vente, vente,
If you want to beat me,
Then you better have game,
Cuz uhh...
Don't come weak,
I'll beat you on your own street,
Take your girl watchin,
And the nykes off your feet,
Playa...
It's gametime,
And this game is mine,
I'm like the studs on my ears,
And I'll always shine,
I can...
Put it up and it's always twine,
I can...
Take the lane,
Then go to the line,
Cuz...
All you can do is foul,
Tell me who's the one that's got you
Wearin ankle braces now,
It's all me,
J.A. the Dominican,
Mira,
We're not all Sammy Sosa loco,
I'm Jordan's twin.

[markymark]

Here's my freestyle its not really all that much about the nba as in basketball in general. tell me what u think

see me in the lane slashin,
when on hardwood i'm an assasin,
i fake youir *** out, your *** i be passin
on all my shots i be cashing
your potatoes i be mashing
i don't need no gucci, i don't need no high class fashion
i all needs a basketball
so better bring your game, or don't bring your *** at all
but just a warning i got defense likeness to a brick wall
i'm impressed in da manner of a baby bouncing a plush ball
so do u got what it takes
cause these here some high stakes
and once you go you can't erase
just remember to save some face
cause you so crazy bad you a basketcase

[JZA17]

My game is so fresh and clean,
like outkast,
i cant be seen,
queens,
no they aint, shaq, they the kings
i gotz wings like,
Jordan
im in the air flyin
im soarin
u aint nuthin compared to mah game
all the peeps say yo *** is lame
dont, blame
me cuz u weak,
ima cross u over, where u at
is tha ball what u seek?
ima slam it in yo face
look back at u say "damn u a disgrace"
get on tha floor, tie my f#$&ing lace
this is just a lil taste,
im out,
cuz i aint got no more time to waste

Late

[pk500]

Freestyle might be cool
but it certainly ain't old school
It makes it so easy to get to the rack
that I'm bringing this game back.

How's that?

Take care,
PK