Who do you fear more?

Easy Mac · 06-15-2003, 04:54 PM

Shit, I'm more scared of the fucking Prarie Dogs. They look all sweet and innocent, and then BAM!, they fucking give you the kiss of death. And they live underground... only bad things like the mole people and the CHUDs live underground.

hmmm... as odd as this is, I actually voted for Prarie Dogs, but it somehow registered as me voting for Fritz... the Poll knows whats really going on.

Schmidty · 06-15-2003, 04:57 PM

Nothing scares me more than the liberal political agenda. Sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat thinking that Hillary Clinton is the president.

Why did I feel the need to add the above to this thread? I have no idea.

Easy Mac · 06-15-2003, 05:03 PM

Yeah, talking about issues facing actual Americans is scary. I'd hate it for Republicans to do that instead of scaring people into voting for them. Who would have thought the Gambian rat would be the original bio-terrorist... fucking rodent conspiracy.

Schmidty · 06-15-2003, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by Easy Mac
Yeah, talking about issues facing actual Americans is scary. I'd hate it for Republicans to do that instead of scaring people into voting for them. Who would have thought the Gambian rat would be the original bio-terrorist... fucking rodent conspiracy.

Oh....now I remember why I posted my comment in this thread......

Easy Mac · 06-15-2003, 05:09 PM

This is a joke poll anyway, you know everyone is really fearful of ice weasels and Martha Burke teaming up in the nude.

Oh, and I wake up with the same scared dreams as you Schmidty... Hillary scares me.

Blackadar · 06-15-2003, 05:23 PM

George Bush

Cuckoo · 06-15-2003, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by Blackadar
George Bush

I think if he scares you, Blackie, he must be doing something right.

Blackadar · 06-15-2003, 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by Cuckoo
I think if he scares you, Blackie, he must be doing something right.

Re-read that quote, except pretend "Blackie" isn't my name but instead a...racial term. Yikes!

Cuckoo · 06-15-2003, 06:15 PM

I'm not sure if I ever would have thought of that, and I'm glad for that fact.

tucker342 · 06-15-2003, 06:55 PM

Prarie Dogs now those things are freaky!

GrantDawg · 06-15-2003, 08:57 PM

Fritz. *shivers*

JeeberD · 06-15-2003, 11:40 PM

We used to have prarie dogs that lived in the green belt behind my parents house. The were cute, and fun to watch. Then one day The Man came to the green belt and gassed them all.

That was a sad day...

Easy Mac · 06-16-2003, 12:00 AM

and now they have their revenge... sweet justice

JeeberD · 06-16-2003, 12:06 AM

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Originally posted by Easy Mac
and now they have their revenge... sweet justice

Mantle2600 · 06-16-2003, 12:28 AM

:shudders: uh, Fritz.

Fritz · 06-16-2003, 06:03 AM

looks like a good day to hang myself

VPI97 · 06-16-2003, 09:01 AM

I fear the reaper...even though I have been advised not to do so.

SplitPersonality1 · 06-16-2003, 12:02 PM

Middle eastern prairie dogs named Fritz :shudder:

Samdari · 06-16-2003, 01:23 PM

This is the closest we as a community have come to agreeing on something. Congrats Fritz, for nearly uniting the community.

Fritz · 06-16-2003, 01:49 PM

FWIW, I am afriad of everybody with those "Fear This" decals in their car windows.

Fonzie · 06-16-2003, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by Blackadar
George Bush

Ditto. Scariest man alive.

sterlingice · 06-16-2003, 03:47 PM

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Originally posted by Fonzie
Ditto. Scariest man alive.

Bush scares you more than Cheaney or Ashcroft?

SI

TroyF · 06-16-2003, 04:02 PM

Well, I like Bush, so he's out. Fritz, prairie dogs, nor people from the Middle East scare me.

I'd say that the thing that would scare me most in the world would be seeing an image of Janet Reno in a wet T-shirt contest while listening to Yanni play The New Kids on the Block's greatest hits.

It would put me in a coma from which I'd never recover.

TroyF

sterlingice · 06-16-2003, 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by TroyF
Well, I like Bush, so he's out. Fritz, prairie dogs, nor people from the Middle East scare me.

I'd say that the thing that would scare me most in the world would be seeing an image of Janet Reno in a wet T-shirt contest while listening to Yanni play The New Kids on the Block's greatest hits.

It would put me in a coma from which I'd never recover.

TroyF

I gotta think if space aliens wanted to conquer the planet, this would be a perfect weapon.

SI

Fonzie · 06-16-2003, 10:59 PM

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Originally posted by sterlingice
Bush scares you more than Cheaney or Ashcroft?

SI

I agree that Bush may not be quite as nutty as those two are, but he scares me more than them because he's electable to the presidency. And since he's electable, he can put nutjobs like those two into positions of power.

View Poll Results: Fear the Most?
Middle East people	9	19.15%
Prarie Dogs	9	19.15%
Fritz with your back turned	29	61.70%
Voters: 47. You may not vote on this poll

06-15-2003, 04:57 PM	#2
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Nothing scares me more than the liberal political agenda. Sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat thinking that Hillary Clinton is the president. Why did I feel the need to add the above to this thread? I have no idea. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

06-15-2003, 06:15 PM	#9
Cuckoo College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edmond, OK	I'm not sure if I ever would have thought of that, and I'm glad for that fact. Last edited by Cuckoo : 06-15-2003 at 06:17 PM.

06-15-2003, 11:40 PM	#12
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	We used to have prarie dogs that lived in the green belt behind my parents house. The were cute, and fun to watch. Then one day The Man came to the green belt and gassed them all. That was a sad day... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

06-16-2003, 12:28 AM	#15
Mantle2600 High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Dawg Pound	:shudders: uh, Fritz. __________________ Member of the Underground Browns. Cavs. Tribe. Buckeyes. Period.

06-15-2003, 05:03 PM	#3
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	Yeah, talking about issues facing actual Americans is scary. I'd hate it for Republicans to do that instead of scaring people into voting for them. Who would have thought the Gambian rat would be the original bio-terrorist... fucking rodent conspiracy.

06-15-2003, 05:09 PM	#5
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	This is a joke poll anyway, you know everyone is really fearful of ice weasels and Martha Burke teaming up in the nude. Oh, and I wake up with the same scared dreams as you Schmidty... Hillary scares me.

06-15-2003, 05:23 PM	#6
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	George Bush

06-15-2003, 06:55 PM	#10
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	Prarie Dogs now those things are freaky!

06-15-2003, 08:57 PM	#11
GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	Fritz. shivers

06-16-2003, 12:00 AM	#13
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	and now they have their revenge... sweet justice

06-16-2003, 06:03 AM	#16
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	looks like a good day to hang myself __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

06-16-2003, 09:01 AM	#17
VPI97 Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Kennesaw, GA	I fear the reaper...even though I have been advised not to do so. __________________ CT & Jivin - "Surprisingly Entertaining"

06-16-2003, 12:02 PM	#18
SplitPersonality1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Grafton, WI	Middle eastern prairie dogs named Fritz :shudder:

06-16-2003, 01:23 PM	#19
Samdari Roster Filler Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cicero	This is the closest we as a community have come to agreeing on something. Congrats Fritz, for nearly uniting the community. __________________ http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price!

06-16-2003, 01:49 PM	#20
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	FWIW, I am afriad of everybody with those "Fear This" decals in their car windows. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

06-16-2003, 04:02 PM	#23
TroyF Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Well, I like Bush, so he's out. Fritz, prairie dogs, nor people from the Middle East scare me. I'd say that the thing that would scare me most in the world would be seeing an image of Janet Reno in a wet T-shirt contest while listening to Yanni play The New Kids on the Block's greatest hits. It would put me in a coma from which I'd never recover. TroyF

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