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06-24-2003, 01:10 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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F**k Everybody
I ran across this as part of discussion of the word 'fuck' on another board, and thought it was funny and/or helpful, seeing as though we like to discuss grammatical issues and such around here. Although I'm not sure, I have little doubt that this was borrowed from somewhere else.
Clearly, I'm not going for a QOTM with this thread... Fuck is a fabulous word, that brings energy to any statement and gravitas to any moment. And it's exclamatory additive to any syntax has a whole host of derivations and uses. While 'fuck' may literally refer to sexual intercourse, its myriad forms and usages cover a far broader range of meanings: * to fuck - verb, to partake of (rough, disrespectful, unloving) sexual intercourse * a fuck - pronoun, a sexual partner * fuck! - expletive, for moments of stress and / or astonishment * fucker - pronoun, a foolish or careless person * fuckwit - an idiot or buffoon of the highest order. In Helen Fielding's Brigit Jones' Diary a 'fuckwit' is specifically a man who messes a woman around, engaging in 'fuckwittage'. * fuck off - imperative, requesting the subject to leave with all due haste * fuck yourself - imperative, but more complex in its instruction. This locates the subject as a masturbator and that they might as well leave with all due haste as their opinion and regard is worthless to the speaker. Curiously, the word 'wanker' does not have an equivalent, such as 'wank off'. * to be fucked (1) - to be in a dire and no-win situation * to be fucked (2) - to be have reached a state of copious inebriation (also fuck-faced, fuck-headed, head-fucked) * fuck up - an error * fuck about - partaking of foolish or silly activity * do-I-fuck? (pronounced as one word) - a rhetorical device, used in the North of England in response to any given suggestion to answer 'no (I don't).' * fucking - equivalent to 'very'. E.g.: 'fucking great!' * fuckhead - insult used in American films in the 80s by people who thought they were hip * fuck, yeah (pronounced fak! yehhh) - an emphatic agreement to any given suggestion when in Australia * fucking aye, mate (pronounced fak' n'ey, mey(t)) - an emphatic agreement to any given suggestion when in New Zealand * fuck that - similar in many ways to fuck yourself (q.v.), the emphasis being on deny any worth in the given subject Usually used when abandonning an effort or stating that something isn't worth the effort. * 'fuck you' - an emphasised imperative to 'go away' practically calling on disaster to immediately beset the subject * 'fuck me' - not an imperative but an expletive, meaning 'Ooh, I am surprised.' * fuckable - someone who the speaker would consider having sexual intercourse with * to fuck someone - to do someone wrong in a major way, also directed as 'Are you fucking with me?' * absofuckinglutely - adding emphasis to the certainty * to give a fuck - to care in the slightest * fuckety fuck, fucka-doodle-doo etc. - endearing, as we hear it, expletives used by Hugh Grant's character in Four Weddings and a Funeral. * fucker - an insult * thank fuck - well, this is an interesting one. In 'thank fuck', the word 'fuck' replaces the blasphemous intent; for example, 'God' or 'Christ'. * fuckery - brothel, literally a 'sex shop'. * cluster fuck - a bottle-necking of errors, a critical mass of fuck-ups. Apparently it's a military term used with regard to bad organisation.
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06-24-2003, 01:15 PM
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Thats some funny fuckin shit!!!
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06-24-2003, 01:18 PM
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Check out the book "The F Word". Amazon link: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0679764275/ref=pd_sim_books_1/002-0479505-9993665?v=glance&s=books
I brought this back for my Italian co-workers, and they love it! I also brought back "English as a Second F*cking Language", and they English has improved greatly!
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06-24-2003, 01:25 PM
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What a bad day to show my 13 year old nephew this board..........
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06-24-2003, 01:30 PM
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Here's another...
* Far Fuckin' Out - a popular 1960s vernacular, used as we say, 'that is so cool' nowadays |
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06-24-2003, 01:57 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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I can think of two other ones right off the top of my head:
"Fuck me runnin'!" - my old roommate used to say this all the time. It's basically a southern version of "fuck me," as in a surprise. "Fugly" - and other derivations. It doesn't really fit since 'fuck' isn't used, but it means "fuckin' ugly." It's the socially acceptable way to get the meaning across without using the word.
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06-24-2003, 02:12 PM
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The boy who cried Trout
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I am offended.
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06-24-2003, 02:33 PM
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monkey fucker - an insult hurled at assholes who can't drive
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06-24-2003, 02:42 PM
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Fuck is also the only word in the english language that can comprise almost every word in a sentence:
"Fuck those fucking fuckers" |
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06-24-2003, 03:06 PM
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Fuck you u Fuckin' Fuck
I love the word Fuck |
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06-24-2003, 04:21 PM
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Go Reds
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'fuck all that' same as simply fuck that.
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06-24-2003, 10:11 PM
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You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks and you can give me a fucking automobile. A fucking Dotsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick. Four fucking wheels and a seat! I want a fucking car, right fucking now.
Best use of that word. Ever. |
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06-24-2003, 10:22 PM
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there is a sound file that goes with this, it's a mimicks a teacher and he reads just about the same thing you mentionned, maybe somebody could try and find it...
FM
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06-25-2003, 04:39 AM
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I had it for a while, I'll try and dig my archives up...
I do believe it was done by Adam Sandler.
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06-25-2003, 05:35 AM
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Quote:
you mean fat? |
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06-25-2003, 07:04 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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How about phat?
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06-25-2003, 09:14 AM
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Yeah I have it on CD and can play it on music match, real player and windows player, but Im not sure how to copy it on a .wav file and post it on here. If someone is really interested in hearing it just tell me how and ill put it up. |
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06-25-2003, 09:20 AM
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Here's a link to the file I was talking about...
http://www.computerpranks.com/downlo.../wav/fword.wav FM
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06-25-2003, 09:28 AM
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The best part of that audio file is...
"Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself." |
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06-25-2003, 01:49 PM
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[quote]Originally posted by cartman
[b]Check out the book "The F Word". Amazon link: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...glance&s=books I have it. My wife gave it to me for a gift. Goes great in the office. Comes complete with literary and cultural references. At least 50% of the reference seem to be of military origins. Straight from the book, a particular favorite: fuck job noun an act of victimization; victimization 1973 U.S. Sir Force Sgt: Someone's always tryin' to do the old fuck job on me. 1988 Southern Attorney, age 36: I tell you, the fuck job never stops.
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06-25-2003, 10:07 PM
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Thank Goodness .....I thought I was gonna have to defend another blattantly guilty poster .
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