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Old 07-10-2003, 12:27 PM   #1
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So what do ya know Stonehedge is English for...

pussy

Read here.
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Old 07-10-2003, 12:40 PM   #2
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IMUS report this yesterday morning
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Old 07-10-2003, 12:48 PM   #3
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I'm sure he studied that carefully too
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Old 07-10-2003, 12:52 PM   #4
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Oh, this is going to be fun. Let me be the first to say:

Subby is Greek for ham-fisted Stonehenge.
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Old 07-10-2003, 01:13 PM   #5
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Or as I put it... "It's a big stone vagina!"
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Old 07-10-2003, 01:13 PM   #6
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dola: because vagina's funnier than pussy.
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Old 07-10-2003, 01:32 PM   #7
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Viewed from above, Perks suggests Stonehenge's inner bluestone circle represents the labia minora and the giant outer sarsen stone circle is the labia majora. The altar stone is the clitoris and the open center is the birth canal.
Altar stone? I don't see any altar stone. Where? That thing up top? Or is it off to the side somewhere? What do you mean I'll know it when I find it? Find what?

Screw it, I doubt it's important.
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Old 07-10-2003, 01:50 PM   #8
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Funny, I wouldn't think a gynecologist would come to this conclusion. I was hoping he would see a platypus or something.
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Old 07-10-2003, 02:07 PM   #9
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Clitoris? I don't see any clitoris. Where? That thing up top? Or is it off to the side somewhere? What do you mean I'll know it when I find it? Find what?

Screw it, I doubt it's important.


You've been Fritzed.
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Old 07-10-2003, 02:10 PM   #10
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That's a pretty farfetched guess...
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Old 07-10-2003, 02:11 PM   #11
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You've been Fritzed.
Thank you, Captain Explain-the-Joke.
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Old 07-10-2003, 02:18 PM   #12
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LMAO @ Maple Leafs and QuikSand.

why the hell Captain Explain-the-Joke is even funnier to me than the original comment, I have no idea, but it is.
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Old 07-10-2003, 02:49 PM   #13
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I guess this would help explain Big Ben.
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Old 07-10-2003, 03:07 PM   #14
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Thank you, Captain Explain-the-Joke.

Sorry 'bout that, my bad. But in other news, I've been promoted to Cap'n. Hooray!
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Old 07-10-2003, 03:14 PM   #15
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I guess this would help explain Big Ben.

Keep 'em coming guys. This thread is a riot.

Is it just me, or has the humor on the FOFC board gone up a notch in the past week or so?
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