Flies emerge from Indian boy's genitals!

Frifoff · 07-12-2003, 10:20 PM

"Doctors carried out a cystoscopy to clear the boy's urinary tract, but the treatment has failed because two more flies emerged out of his penis on Monday."

"He told his parents, but they didn't initially believe him. Earlier this month, they saw the strange occurrence and took their son to Burdwan hospital, where doctors too were stunned to see the rare case."

Travis · 07-12-2003, 10:23 PM

Oh my god. This tops kidney stones for the most evil thing that can happen to a male.

DAMN!

illinifan999 · 07-12-2003, 10:27 PM

Ummmm, ow?

bbor · 07-12-2003, 10:33 PM

Is'nt this a sign of the Apocolyps(SP?)

Anrhydeddu · 07-12-2003, 10:43 PM

Just wait for snopes.

JeeberD · 07-12-2003, 11:39 PM

I think I saw this somewhere else several weeks ago...

bbor · 07-12-2003, 11:41 PM

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Originally posted by JeeberD
I think I saw this somewhere else several weeks ago...

In your pants??

Swaggs · 07-12-2003, 11:58 PM

I just want to get my name in this thread, because I predict it will be flaming hot tomorrow.

JeeberD · 07-13-2003, 12:04 AM

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Originally posted by bbor
In your pants??

Nah, the beer I drink kills all the fly larva...

Schmidty · 07-13-2003, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Swaggs
I just want to get my name in this thread, because I predict it will be flaming hot tomorrow.

The only thing flaming in this thread is you.

bbor · 07-13-2003, 12:07 AM

If you drink Carona...it could cause it

JeeberD · 07-13-2003, 12:09 AM

I almost bought some Molson Canadian tonight just because I've never had it before. Is it any good?

I wound up buying good old Shiner Bock instead, though. Shiner freakin rules...

EagleFan · 07-13-2003, 12:11 AM

Sorry, I just found this to be the most amusing line of the story, not that the story is amusing, just this line.

Quote:

But whole flies emerging out of a human body is rare, doctors said.

Really????????? Who would have guessed?

bbor · 07-13-2003, 12:13 AM

Canadian is what i drink...it is the most popular beer in Canada.

Schmidty · 07-13-2003, 12:15 AM

Whenever JeeberD and bbor talk to each other, I worry it's about to become another Threadkiller.

bbor · 07-13-2003, 12:18 AM

Beer is a VERY important discussion Schmidty

JeeberD · 07-13-2003, 12:28 AM

I guess I'll try Canadian next time I buy some beer.

I enjoyed Labatt Blue when I was in Vancouver, though...

Swaggs · 07-13-2003, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Schmidty
The only thing flaming in this thread is you.

I am honored that you would use your 1000th post to note my flaming-ness.

mckerney · 07-13-2003, 01:01 AM

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Originally posted by JeeberD
I almost bought some Molson Canadian tonight just because I've never had it before. Is it any good?

I wound up buying good old Shiner Bock instead, though. Shiner freakin rules...

It's not the popular, but some people seem to like it. Most of the sales I see are because it's in a carrying case cooler with 18 cans of regular Molson and 18 Molson light. If you want a Canadian beer, Labatt is a lot more popular.

JeeberD · 07-13-2003, 01:04 AM

It's not the Canadian Budweiser, is it? I can't stand Bud...

bbor · 07-13-2003, 01:08 AM

Labatt?????? ICk

You must be from the EAST coast

mckerney · 07-13-2003, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JeeberD
It's not the Canadian Budweiser, is it? I can't stand Bud...

Labatt? I don't think so. Not sure about Molson, though it's probably not something I'd recomend to someone.

mckerney · 07-13-2003, 01:10 AM

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Originally posted by bbor
Labatt?????? ICk

You must be from the EAST coast

In all honesty, I've never had it. People buy quite a bit of it though, for a Canadian beer

JeeberD · 07-13-2003, 01:11 AM

I was refering to Canadian, actually. I've had Labatt Blue on a trip to Vancouver and enjoyed it. Just curious about the Canadian that bbor seems to love so much...

mckerney · 07-13-2003, 01:14 AM

I don't think they carry Canadian where I work, so I can't tell you anything about it. Due to that fact I couldn't tell you if it's real popular in the US, cause there are a few things people come looking for somewhat frequently that we don't have.

JeeberD · 07-13-2003, 01:16 AM

Oh, OK. Thanks for your help anyways. Guess I'll just pick up a sixer next time I go to the store and report back what I think of it...

mckerney · 07-13-2003, 01:20 AM

I do what I can, but I'm not familiar with Canadian. Either they con't carry it where I work as I said before, or it's one of those things I'm not familiar with because no one ever buys it. That and I've never had any of the beverages in question.

Swaggs · 07-13-2003, 01:28 AM

Only at FOFC can a thread about flies emerging from an Indian boy's genitals turn into a thread about Canadian beer. Nice work, fellas.

MikeVic · 07-13-2003, 01:57 AM

Funny thread. I've actually never had a Corona, but most of my friends LOVE it with lemon or lime or something inside... are they insane? Or should I be drinking it too?

I can only seem to stomach MGD when I want to drink, but am not thirsty... with everything else, I can only finish like half of one bottle

ice4277 · 07-13-2003, 02:15 AM

Ugh, Labatt is just Canadian piss beer. Molson is ten times better, and is in fact one of my top 3 or 4 favorite beers. However, I can no longer drink Molson Ice or Molson XXX, that stuff did some very bad things to me (and a Burger King drive thru speaker) when I was younger

tucker342 · 07-13-2003, 02:38 PM

I don't know what beer has to do with flies emerging from a boy's genitals, but Canadian beers suck!

STK · 07-13-2003, 04:51 PM

Corona with a little lime is suprisingly good.

tucker342 · 07-13-2003, 10:51 PM

Isn't that a Mexican beer?

TLK · 07-13-2003, 11:03 PM

The new Molson Canadian commercial is an instant classic.....

Swaggs · 07-13-2003, 11:55 PM

What about the poor Indian boy?!?!

Axxon · 07-13-2003, 11:57 PM

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Originally posted by Swaggs
What about the poor Indian boy?!?!

Fetch him a cold beer at once!!!

korme · 07-14-2003, 12:07 AM

I used to really like Corona, and haven't had it in a while. I'll stick with the cheap ass 'Stones or Coors.

Schmidty · 07-14-2003, 12:19 AM

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Originally posted by Shorty3281
I used to really like Corona, and haven't had it in a while. I'll stick with the cheap ass 'Stones or Coors.

I'm telling your mom.

Swaggs · 07-14-2003, 12:29 AM

If he would have put his genitals into a cold Corona, the flies probably would have drowned.

Swaggs · 07-14-2003, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Schmidty
I'm telling your mom.

What time is she coming over, Schmidty?

Schmidty · 07-14-2003, 12:36 AM

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Originally posted by Swaggs
What time is she coming over, Schmidty?

Right after your dad leaves.

Wait...............um.......

mckerney · 07-14-2003, 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shorty3281
I used to really like Corona, and haven't had it in a while. I'll stick with the cheap ass 'Stones or Coors.

A 17 year old who used to like Corona. Wow. If you ever try to buy booze from me I'm kicking your ass.

korme · 07-14-2003, 01:41 AM

what would i do without your support, kerney?

mckerney · 07-14-2003, 01:43 AM

And don't think you'll be able to trick me either. I know you'll be the one who looks like whoever the starting QB for the Bengals is at the time and can't see over the counter.

mckerney · 07-14-2003, 01:46 AM

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Originally posted by Shorty3281

what would i do without your support, kerney?

I'm not going to stand by and let you become the boards Bryan Fogarty, everyone talking about how much potential you had.

JeeberD · 07-14-2003, 01:53 AM

Ah, to be young again and have lousy tastes in beer. I used to drink Busch and Coors Light like it was going out of style. Now the only way I can touch the stuff is if I'm stone broke. Gotta go with the good stuff now...

korme · 07-14-2003, 02:09 AM

You can get a 30 pack of keystone here for 12 bucks. Split that among 5 dudes and you've got yourself a deal.

Not the greatest taste - I admit I've probably never tasted truly great beer, but I have grown acustom to it.

mckerney · 07-14-2003, 02:20 AM

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Originally posted by Shorty3281
Not the greatest taste - I admit I've probably never tasted truly great beer, but I have grown acustom to it.

Personally, I chose not to drink something that smells bad and would therefore most likely taste bad.

tucker342 · 07-14-2003, 06:54 AM

When I used to drink, I didn't like beer at all, give me a vodka and a coke and I was set.

I also hear that Vodka and Red Bull is also great

JeeberD · 07-14-2003, 12:49 PM

Vanilla vodka and coke rocks (tastes just like a vanilla coke).

Never done the vodka and Red Bull thing. I hear that it can mess with your heart (since the alcohol is a depressant and the Red Bull is a stimulant)...

07-12-2003, 10:23 PM	#2
Travis Pro Rookie Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Canada eh	Oh my god. This tops kidney stones for the most evil thing that can happen to a male. DAMN! __________________ "I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it." - Rogers Hornsby

07-12-2003, 10:27 PM	#3
illinifan999 Pro Rookie Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: VA	Ummmm, ow? __________________ Chicago Eagles 2 time ZFL champions We're "rebuilding"

07-12-2003, 10:33 PM	#4
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Is'nt this a sign of the Apocolyps(SP?) __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

07-12-2003, 11:39 PM	#6
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I think I saw this somewhere else several weeks ago... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

07-12-2003, 11:58 PM	#8
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I just want to get my name in this thread, because I predict it will be flaming hot tomorrow. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

07-12-2003, 10:43 PM	#5
Anrhydeddu Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Oct 2002	Just wait for snopes.

07-13-2003, 12:07 AM	#11
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	If you drink Carona...it could cause it __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

07-13-2003, 12:09 AM	#12
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I almost bought some Molson Canadian tonight just because I've never had it before. Is it any good? I wound up buying good old Shiner Bock instead, though. Shiner freakin rules... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

07-13-2003, 12:13 AM	#14
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Canadian is what i drink...it is the most popular beer in Canada. __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

07-13-2003, 12:15 AM	#15
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Whenever JeeberD and bbor talk to each other, I worry it's about to become another Threadkiller. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

07-13-2003, 12:18 AM	#16
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Beer is a VERY important discussion Schmidty __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

07-13-2003, 12:28 AM	#17
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I guess I'll try Canadian next time I buy some beer. I enjoyed Labatt Blue when I was in Vancouver, though... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

07-13-2003, 01:04 AM	#20
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	It's not the Canadian Budweiser, is it? I can't stand Bud... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

07-13-2003, 01:08 AM	#21
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Labatt?????? ICk You must be from the EAST coast __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

07-13-2003, 01:11 AM	#24
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I was refering to Canadian, actually. I've had Labatt Blue on a trip to Vancouver and enjoyed it. Just curious about the Canadian that bbor seems to love so much... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

07-13-2003, 01:14 AM	#25
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I don't think they carry Canadian where I work, so I can't tell you anything about it. Due to that fact I couldn't tell you if it's real popular in the US, cause there are a few things people come looking for somewhat frequently that we don't have.

07-13-2003, 01:16 AM	#26
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Oh, OK. Thanks for your help anyways. Guess I'll just pick up a sixer next time I go to the store and report back what I think of it... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

07-13-2003, 01:20 AM	#27
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I do what I can, but I'm not familiar with Canadian. Either they con't carry it where I work as I said before, or it's one of those things I'm not familiar with because no one ever buys it. That and I've never had any of the beverages in question.

07-13-2003, 01:28 AM	#28
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Only at FOFC can a thread about flies emerging from an Indian boy's genitals turn into a thread about Canadian beer. Nice work, fellas. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

07-13-2003, 01:57 AM	#29
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Funny thread. I've actually never had a Corona, but most of my friends LOVE it with lemon or lime or something inside... are they insane? Or should I be drinking it too? I can only seem to stomach MGD when I want to drink, but am not thirsty... with everything else, I can only finish like half of one bottle

07-13-2003, 02:15 AM	#30
ice4277 Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!	Ugh, Labatt is just Canadian piss beer. Molson is ten times better, and is in fact one of my top 3 or 4 favorite beers. However, I can no longer drink Molson Ice or Molson XXX, that stuff did some very bad things to me (and a Burger King drive thru speaker) when I was younger

07-13-2003, 02:38 PM	#31
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	I don't know what beer has to do with flies emerging from a boy's genitals, but Canadian beers suck!

07-13-2003, 04:51 PM	#32
STK H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Tucson, AZ	Corona with a little lime is suprisingly good.

07-13-2003, 10:51 PM	#33
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	Isn't that a Mexican beer?

07-13-2003, 11:03 PM	#34
TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	The new Molson Canadian commercial is an instant classic.....

07-13-2003, 11:55 PM	#35
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	What about the poor Indian boy?!?! __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

07-14-2003, 12:07 AM	#37
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	I used to really like Corona, and haven't had it in a while. I'll stick with the cheap ass 'Stones or Coors.

07-14-2003, 12:29 AM	#39
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	If he would have put his genitals into a cold Corona, the flies probably would have drowned. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers? Last edited by Swaggs : 07-14-2003 at 12:29 AM.

07-14-2003, 01:41 AM	#43
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	what would i do without your support, kerney?

07-14-2003, 01:43 AM	#44
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	And don't think you'll be able to trick me either. I know you'll be the one who looks like whoever the starting QB for the Bengals is at the time and can't see over the counter. Last edited by mckerney : 07-14-2003 at 01:44 AM.

07-14-2003, 01:53 AM	#46
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Ah, to be young again and have lousy tastes in beer. I used to drink Busch and Coors Light like it was going out of style. Now the only way I can touch the stuff is if I'm stone broke. Gotta go with the good stuff now... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

07-14-2003, 02:09 AM	#47
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	You can get a 30 pack of keystone here for 12 bucks. Split that among 5 dudes and you've got yourself a deal. Not the greatest taste - I admit I've probably never tasted truly great beer, but I have grown acustom to it.

07-14-2003, 06:54 AM	#49
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	When I used to drink, I didn't like beer at all, give me a vodka and a coke and I was set. I also hear that Vodka and Red Bull is also great

07-14-2003, 12:49 PM	#50
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Vanilla vodka and coke rocks (tastes just like a vanilla coke). Never done the vodka and Red Bull thing. I hear that it can mess with your heart (since the alcohol is a depressant and the Red Bull is a stimulant)... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

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