Flying Underpants Cause Highway Crash

MylesKnight · 07-22-2003, 03:43 PM

Franklinnoble · 07-22-2003, 03:45 PM

1. Steal underpants.
2. Cut deal with traffic attorneys and toss underpants in driver's faces on highway.
3. Profit!

SplitPersonality1 · 07-22-2003, 03:45 PM

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No one was hurt in the crash, but police are hunting the owner of the underpants for failing to stop at the scene.

Funniest thing I read in a news article in a very, very long time.

Bad-example · 07-22-2003, 03:52 PM

Flying underpants don't cause crashes, people do.

Save the Collosal Underpants.

SplitPersonality1 · 07-22-2003, 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by Bad-example
Save the Collosal Underpants.

So many jokes...so little time.

CAsterling · 07-22-2003, 04:43 PM

Loved this bit.

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No one was hurt in the crash, but police are hunting the owner of the underpants for failing to stop at the scene

So how are they hunting him, name tag in the underpants, or perhaps he left a clue.......Skid Marks

07-22-2003, 03:52 PM	#4
Bad-example College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: san jose CA	Flying underpants don't cause crashes, people do. Save the Collosal Underpants. __________________ Karaoke Katie drove the crowd wild Every time she'd sing they'd come in for miles Curtain came up, Katie came on Drinking like a lumberjack and singing Delta Dawn

07-22-2003, 03:45 PM	#2
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	1. Steal underpants. 2. Cut deal with traffic attorneys and toss underpants in driver's faces on highway. 3. Profit!

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