Oh, Those Wacky QOTMs

WSUCougar · 07-23-2003, 09:17 AM

Imagine my apoplexic laughing fit when I read:

"Not that I am complaining, I am trying for a funny."

Whew boy, I'm dyin'. You guys are killing me.

And I won't even start down the "I Heart Cock" road.

Hello, John Galt, where are ya? We hardly knew ye...

The Afoci · 07-23-2003, 09:34 AM

The one about me being the best keeper in eight grade phy ed was serious, I was. I don't care that every other goalie was a fat chick who could barely run. It was my greatest athletic achievement and now it is mocked as a semi-funny one liner...

I am pathetic...

Esquared1 · 07-23-2003, 10:00 AM

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Originally posted by WSUCougar
Imagine my apoplexic laughing fit when I read:

"Not that I am complaining, I am trying for a funny."

Whew boy, I'm dyin'. You guys are killing me.

And I won't even start down the "I Heart Cock" road.

Hello, John Galt, where are ya? We hardly knew ye...

Actually, I need to mention a couple of things about this one.

First, Shorty has alread informed me that I need to try to be funnier. I have taken a moral inventory on this, and I have concluded that, yes, I need to be funnier. My statement- to-funny ratio has been poor. Sure, I entered the scene with a farting reference, which is an untapped resource within the FOFC world. Few people have investigated and exposed this area, and I am the physically disgusting person to do it.

Second, any ire about this being a OotM should be directed to the person who nominated this. Though I'm glad my lesser work ammuses some, but really, I feel I'm better than that statement. I really don't want to be measured by that work, especially when I'm not fishing for QotM material.

mrsimperless · 07-23-2003, 10:12 AM

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Originally posted by Esquared1
Sure, I entered the scene with a farting reference, which is an untapped resource within the FOFC world. Few people have investigated and exposed this area, and I am the physically disgusting person to do it.

Once after eating White Castles I farted in front of my wife and it was sooo rancid that she actually ran into the bathroom and threw up. It was awesome.

Marmel · 07-23-2003, 10:22 AM

I really think we need to be able to see who SUBMITTED a quote. If people start being held responsible for submitting some of this drivel......well, we could just harass them until they cut it out.

No offense to the authors of the drivel, of course.

The Afoci · 07-23-2003, 10:28 AM

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Originally posted by mrsimperless
Once after eating White Castles I farted in front of my wife and it was sooo rancid that she actually ran into the bathroom and threw up. It was awesome.

My greatest fart ever was able to wake up my girlfriend, and the people who live in the house and have a bedroom below us. The fart was perfect, I was in the fetal position providing the perfect angle for the process and had just the proper build up. The noise was louder than even I expected, but the smell left something to be desired.

Subby · 07-23-2003, 10:31 AM

I agree about the "I heart cock" quote. I would prefer something closer to "I Heart Ass-fisting".

bbor · 07-23-2003, 10:49 AM

Dude...i was the first to tap the Farting seen...i see farting as our biggest untapped natural resource at FOFC.

Esquared1 · 07-23-2003, 11:31 AM

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Originally posted by bbor
Dude...i was the first to tap the Farting seen...i see farting as our biggest untapped natural resource at FOFC.

Since I am a more politically liberal memeber of FOFC, I must also mention that I invented the Internet.

07-23-2003, 09:34 AM	#2
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	The one about me being the best keeper in eight grade phy ed was serious, I was. I don't care that every other goalie was a fat chick who could barely run. It was my greatest athletic achievement and now it is mocked as a semi-funny one liner... I am pathetic... __________________ I had something.

07-23-2003, 10:22 AM	#5
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	I really think we need to be able to see who SUBMITTED a quote. If people start being held responsible for submitting some of this drivel......well, we could just harass them until they cut it out. No offense to the authors of the drivel, of course. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

07-23-2003, 10:31 AM	#7
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	I agree about the "I heart cock" quote. I would prefer something closer to "I Heart Ass-fisting". __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

07-23-2003, 10:49 AM	#8
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Dude...i was the first to tap the Farting seen...i see farting as our biggest untapped natural resource at FOFC. __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

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