How much would it cost you?

Samdari · 07-25-2003, 11:01 AM

Just curious, after seeing that Mr. Bryant is attempting to buy his way back into his wife's good graces with a $4 million ring, how much would it cost you to erase an adulterous affair?

Fo me I am thinking (35 - herRealAge)*100 million. Of course, I would have to work until I am about 12000 years old to get away with a 19 year old.

I would put up a poll, but do not want to constrain the answers.

MylesKnight · 07-25-2003, 11:08 AM

Well, I guess the fee would be whatever it would cost to have The Misses drugged and knocked out at home and then brought to some facility that specializes in removing certain items from a person's memory permanently..

Ahh, I bet a place like this would make some serious $$$$. Maybe we can put together a FOFC Co-op and get one started.

cartman · 07-25-2003, 11:15 AM

From what I hear, MK, this place already exists. It's called "Any movie theater currently showing Gigli"

Anrhydeddu · 07-25-2003, 11:18 AM

Buying his way out of it really stinks. If I was his wife, I would stick the ring up his pee-hole.

Buzzbee · 07-25-2003, 11:21 AM

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Originally posted by Anrhydeddu
Buying his way out of it really stinks. If I was his wife, I would stick the ring up his pee-hole.

I bet she would, except then she couldn't sell it. I bet she puts it AROUND his pee-hole.

Blade · 07-25-2003, 11:24 AM

Yah, if I ever did something like that, I don't think there would be anything I could do to buy my way back into Mrs. Blade's good graces...better to not even get into that situation!

ScottVib · 07-25-2003, 11:31 AM

If you do the math and convert Kobe dollars to normal dollars though that ring wasn't all that expensive.

Figure between salary and endorsements Kobe's pulling around 40 million. The ring was only 4 million.

So 10% of one years salary is on her finger.

So for a guy making around $50,000 you just need a $5,000 ring (and a good lawyer or pre-nup keeping her away from getting half).

cuervo72 · 07-25-2003, 11:50 AM

One, if not both, testicles.

Swaggs · 07-25-2003, 12:22 PM

I would love to be her attorney.

I was just telling ChiefRum that he should start courting her. Imagine the fun of Chief dating Kobe's ex-wife and raising his kid.

Franklinnoble · 07-25-2003, 12:50 PM

I think she's playing the "good little woman" until after next summer... when Kobe's a free agent and is bound to sign a whopping new contract... at which point he can just immediately sign over half of it to her, and spare himself the cost of litigation.

Swaggs · 07-25-2003, 01:09 PM

I would advise her to get pregnant at least once more...

WussGawd · 07-25-2003, 01:29 PM

From what I'm hearing about the case, I'm not sure I'd blame her for going Lorena Bobbitt on his a**.

Franklinnoble · 07-25-2003, 01:36 PM

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Originally posted by WussGawd
From what I'm hearing about the case, I'm not sure I'd blame her for going Lorena Bobbitt on his a**.

Lorena Bobbit left John's a** alone...

Leonidas · 07-25-2003, 03:24 PM

Kinda reminds me of Carmella and Tony on the Sopranos. He cheats, he buys her a ring or a necklace, then all is well. Until that crappy last season where it turned into a soap opera about a mob divorce.

07-25-2003, 11:08 AM	#2
MylesKnight College Benchwarmer Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Neptune Beach, Florida	Well, I guess the fee would be whatever it would cost to have The Misses drugged and knocked out at home and then brought to some facility that specializes in removing certain items from a person's memory permanently.. Ahh, I bet a place like this would make some serious $$$$. Maybe we can put together a FOFC Co-op and get one started. __________________ IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BLACK & GOLD!!

07-25-2003, 11:15 AM	#3
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	From what I hear, MK, this place already exists. It's called "Any movie theater currently showing Gigli" __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

07-25-2003, 11:24 AM	#6
Blade College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Edmonton, Alberta	Yah, if I ever did something like that, I don't think there would be anything I could do to buy my way back into Mrs. Blade's good graces...better to not even get into that situation! __________________ Just trying to get by unnoticed... Loyal fan of the Edmonton Oilers and Philadelphia Eagles.

07-25-2003, 11:31 AM	#7
ScottVib High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: My Computer	If you do the math and convert Kobe dollars to normal dollars though that ring wasn't all that expensive. Figure between salary and endorsements Kobe's pulling around 40 million. The ring was only 4 million. So 10% of one years salary is on her finger. So for a guy making around $50,000 you just need a $5,000 ring (and a good lawyer or pre-nup keeping her away from getting half). Last edited by ScottVib : 07-25-2003 at 11:31 AM.

07-25-2003, 11:50 AM	#8
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Re: How much would it cost you? One, if not both, testicles.

07-25-2003, 11:18 AM	#4
Anrhydeddu Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Oct 2002	Buying his way out of it really stinks. If I was his wife, I would stick the ring up his pee-hole.

07-25-2003, 12:22 PM	#9
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I would love to be her attorney. I was just telling ChiefRum that he should start courting her. Imagine the fun of Chief dating Kobe's ex-wife and raising his kid. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

07-25-2003, 12:50 PM	#10
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	I think she's playing the "good little woman" until after next summer... when Kobe's a free agent and is bound to sign a whopping new contract... at which point he can just immediately sign over half of it to her, and spare himself the cost of litigation.

07-25-2003, 01:09 PM	#11
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I would advise her to get pregnant at least once more... __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

07-25-2003, 01:29 PM	#12
WussGawd College Benchwarmer Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Avondale, AZ, USA, Planet Earth, Milky Way Galaxy	From what I'm hearing about the case, I'm not sure I'd blame her for going Lorena Bobbitt on his a. __________________ "I guess I'll fade into Bolivian." -Mike Tyson, after being knocked out by Lennox Lewis. Proud Dumba Elect of the "Biggest Dumba of FOFC Award" Author of the 2004 Golden Scribe Gold Trophy for Best Basketball Dynasty, It Rhymes With Puke**.

07-25-2003, 03:24 PM	#14
Leonidas College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: East Anglia	Kinda reminds me of Carmella and Tony on the Sopranos. He cheats, he buys her a ring or a necklace, then all is well. Until that crappy last season where it turned into a soap opera about a mob divorce. __________________ Molon labe

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