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Old 07-28-2003, 09:54 PM   #1
tucker342
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Talking I finally got my license!

It's about damn time! I'm about that last kid in my class to get it...


If you are in Iowa City, and you see a silver 1992 Eagle Talon, than you might wanna get out of there as fast as possible cause that's me

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Old 07-28-2003, 10:11 PM   #2
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Dude...my wife is 31 and has NEVER had a license
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Old 07-28-2003, 10:23 PM   #3
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Re: I finally got my license!

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It's about damn time! I'm about that last kid in my class to get it...


If you are in Iowa City, and you see a silver 1992 Eagle Talon, than you might wanna get out of there as fast as possible cause that's me

Good thing I live far far away from you. I would'nt want to be in the way of a 17 year old driving a Talon

Dude that's gotta cost you a bunch in insurance fees...

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Old 07-28-2003, 11:05 PM   #4
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I am going to get my license on Wednesday! This is way too freaky! I still have to take that stupid written test even though I passed Drivers ED!
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Old 07-28-2003, 11:07 PM   #5
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Gratz tucker.
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Old 07-28-2003, 11:12 PM   #6
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yeah, forgot to say that, congrats man it's been a long time from 17yo to now
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Old 07-28-2003, 11:13 PM   #7
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If my grandma tells me that some punk kid in a Talon cut her off I'm gonna have to come up there and bitch slap you...

Drive safe dude.
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Old 07-28-2003, 11:27 PM   #8
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Yea', as someone who got their license a bit over a year ago - don't do anything stupid.

It's not worth it. Ever. At all.

I've driven very safe, and had safe results, but I know people who are fucking morons and

a) lose their car
b) lose their license
c) get hurt

Drive safe.

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Old 07-28-2003, 11:33 PM   #9
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i concur

do not be stupid... or if you are going to be stupid(as many of as are) don't get caught. I got busted for having a whole bunch of booze in my car while i was driving (under 21 at the time). I wasn't drinking or drunk or anything, but i still got a $200 fine and my license suspended for 6 months. Not to mention a nice ride down to the police station, fingerprinting, mug shots, etc etc etc

the lesson here is - always put the beer in the trunk under a blanket or something
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Old 07-28-2003, 11:48 PM   #10
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Your name is Kyle?
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Old 07-28-2003, 11:51 PM   #11
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Old 07-28-2003, 11:53 PM   #12
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I thought so. Wasn't it like Kenny/
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Old 07-29-2003, 03:42 AM   #13
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Aww, the boys are growin' up.

Who'da thought it'd be this soon.

Just yesterday illini was a wee freshman and tucker was still in the womb.

We'll never get those years back.

..tear..
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Old 07-29-2003, 03:45 AM   #14
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Aww, the boys are growin' up.

Who'da thought it'd be this soon.

Just yesterday illini was a wee freshman and tucker was still in the womb.

We'll never get those years back.

..tear..

...says Shorty from Senior Prom.

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Old 07-29-2003, 03:56 AM   #15
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...says Shorty from Senior Prom.

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I was waiting for this comment
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Old 07-29-2003, 07:06 AM   #16
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I feel really really old reading this thread. I have had my license longer than these new drivers have been alive.
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Old 07-29-2003, 02:23 PM   #17
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damn, you're an old fart

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Old 07-29-2003, 02:25 PM   #18
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dola-

it's going to be a little while before I drive the Talon, cause I don't know how to drive a stick yet.... so right now I'm driving a 1994 Dodge Caravan... it doesn't get better than that
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Old 07-29-2003, 02:33 PM   #19
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damn, you're an old fart

Hey watch what you say to the old man or I'll drive down to Iowa and wash that green mouth of yours!




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Old 07-29-2003, 02:34 PM   #20
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but Samdari is really old, a good 11 months older than me

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Old 07-29-2003, 02:35 PM   #21
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I feel really really old reading this thread. I have had my license longer than these new drivers have been alive.

I feel your pain. I have a 14 year old son who's gonna be driving in a few years... I can't fathom it.
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Old 07-29-2003, 02:47 PM   #22
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I feel really really old reading this thread. I have had my license longer than these new drivers have been alive.

[ahem]
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Old 07-29-2003, 02:48 PM   #23
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[ahem]

You know, you're only 5 years my senior... when do I qualify for "curmudgeon" status?
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Old 07-29-2003, 02:50 PM   #24
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You know, you're only 5 years my senior... when do I qualify for "curmudgeon" status?

Dude, you must have had your son very, very early! And isn't your wife expecting one for this Fall or something like that. That'll be an amazing age difference between the two...

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Old 07-29-2003, 02:50 PM   #25
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You're getting there. Maybe you should get the title, "Apprentice Curmudgeon".
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Old 07-29-2003, 02:56 PM   #26
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Dude, you must have had your son very, very early! And isn't your wife expecting one for this Fall or something like that. That'll be an amazing age difference between the two...

FM

Well, technically he's my step-son, but my wife (who's only a little over a year older than I am) did have him very early. We're expecting our first child together at the end of October... but I think the little bugger will be early - it's already enormous (or, dare I say... colossal?) according to the doctor, and she doesn't relish the thought of birthing a full-term, 11 pound child that could be nearly two feet long...

As for the age difference... I look at it pragmatically... as the oldest of 6 kids myself, I was 15 years older than my youngest brother... so my son has the same arrangement, just without all the siblings in between.
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Old 07-29-2003, 03:11 PM   #27
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Heh.

I remember when I got my license, and a bright shiny new car.

What did I do 3, yes 3 days after I got my wheels?

WHAM. A curb jumped out and attacked me, blowing out the 2 right tires and bending the shit out of the rims.

Whoops.

Don't be like me.
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Old 07-29-2003, 04:55 PM   #28
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The cool thing is I didn't buy my car, my grandpa gave it to me
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Old 07-29-2003, 04:56 PM   #29
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dola-

One of my friends spent about $5000 on a car, and within 24 hrs, he crashed into a tree in his drive way

His mom than got him another car...
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Old 08-01-2003, 11:49 PM   #30
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Make sure you wear your seat belt.
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Old 08-02-2003, 12:04 AM   #31
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My boss is a mormon, and every Friday we have lunch with some mormon missionaries (yea', I know, weird... but you get used to it)

Anyways, one of the elders said that his sister got in 3 accidents the first day having her license. Three.

And apparantly she's gotten in many more since then.
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Old 08-02-2003, 12:07 AM   #32
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Heh.

I remember when I got my license, and a bright shiny new car.

What did I do 3, yes 3 days after I got my wheels?

WHAM. A curb jumped out and attacked me, blowing out the 2 right tires and bending the shit out of the rims.

Whoops.

Don't be like me.

Got that beat.

15 minutes after got the car from my dad (he bought a truck)

axle goes clunk, Foz goes.. "Hello Mr Telephone Pole" and Car goes "CRASH!" and does the front end accordion thing
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Old 08-02-2003, 03:45 PM   #33
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My boss is a mormon, and every Friday we have lunch with some mormon missionaries (yea', I know, weird... but you get used to it)

Anyways, one of the elders said that his sister got in 3 accidents the first day having her license. Three.

And apparantly she's gotten in many more since then.

wow that's pathetic...
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Old 08-02-2003, 03:46 PM   #34
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No accidents and no tickets yet!
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Old 08-02-2003, 04:17 PM   #35
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dola-

No accidents and no tickets yet!

Anytime I get an email saying you replied to this thread, I get all nervous you'll report your first scratch or something like that, darn it! Promise us you'll drive safely!!!

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Old 08-02-2003, 04:36 PM   #36
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dola-

No accidents and no tickets yet!
Nothing here either! Just got my license last Wednesday. It feels like I am doing something totally illegal when I "go out." Wow, this is just too weird.
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Old 08-03-2003, 12:34 AM   #37
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I know same here

It's great not having to call my mom to tell her it's time to pick me
up from work
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Old 08-03-2003, 01:02 AM   #38
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My parents forced me to get my license (I was nearly 18 when I got it) because they were tired of picking me up at work at 1am five nights a week...
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Old 08-03-2003, 01:04 AM   #39
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Dude...my wife is 31 and has NEVER had a license

Im 26 and never have had one.

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Old 08-03-2003, 10:55 AM   #40
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Lisa: Dad you can't drive! He's got your license!
Homer: We'll see about that
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Homer:Nope, it still works



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