Listerine Fresh Strips for Your What?

JPhillips · 07-29-2003, 01:48 PM

While my wife was waching something last night, I saw the most disturbing commercial I can remember. Apparently for women who don't smell fresh there are now little strips that can be inserted to provide a pleasant scent. They look like big Listerine strips and dissolve the same way.

I don't know, I just don't know.

bbor · 07-29-2003, 01:51 PM

It's about time...those tuna smelling strips were getting tired.

Fritz · 07-29-2003, 01:51 PM

This is a big improvement from the hockey puck sized scent chips.

JeeberD · 07-29-2003, 01:52 PM

Mmmmmm, minty fresh!

Easy Mac · 07-29-2003, 01:53 PM

mmm butterscotch.

Franklinnoble · 07-29-2003, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fritz
This is a big improvement from the hockey puck sized scent chips.

They're called "urinal cakes" my friend...

TLK · 07-29-2003, 01:53 PM

If it's really that bad down there...... it's time to call it quits....

Easy Mac · 07-29-2003, 01:56 PM

thats why you cum early

McSweeny · 07-29-2003, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easy Mac
thats why you cum early

oh so that's your excuse?

Easy Mac · 07-29-2003, 02:04 PM

tell your mom I'm sorry, but I could only support her weight for so long.

mrskippy · 07-29-2003, 02:08 PM

Wonder what happens when you mix the flavor with a flavored condom?

Swaggs · 07-29-2003, 02:10 PM

Another instant classic thread brought to you by the fine folks at FOFC.

Fritz · 07-29-2003, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrskippy
Wonder what happens when you mix the flavor with a flavored condom?

welcome back mrskippy. whats this I hear about you tasting condoms?

mrskippy · 07-29-2003, 02:13 PM

I've just seen 'em buddy.

Esquared1 · 07-29-2003, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheLionKing
If it's really that bad down there...... it's time to call it quits....

Back in the day, if a man was to use a Halls Cough Drop when performing on a woman, it was to bring her pleasure.

I wonder if this strip is to do the same thing?

Easy Mac · 07-29-2003, 02:27 PM

2 words

altoids

Fidatelo · 07-29-2003, 02:29 PM

Did it say what flavours they come in?

mrskippy · 07-29-2003, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Esquared1
Back in the day, if a man was to use a Halls Cough Drop when performing on a woman, it was to bring her pleasure.

I wonder if this strip is to do the same thing?

Considering the Listerine strips make my mouth tingle and burn when I use them, you gotta figure the effects they'd have on a pussy.

tucker342 · 07-29-2003, 02:31 PM

I can only imagine....

tucker342 · 07-29-2003, 02:32 PM

dola-

when are they going to come out with Listerine Fresh Strips for our ass? It would make your farts smell winter fresh!

Draft Dodger · 07-29-2003, 02:33 PM

there's something fishy about this thread

Franklinnoble · 07-29-2003, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tucker342
dola-

when are they going to come out with Listerine Fresh Strips for our ass? It would make your farts smell winter fresh!

I have a trout in my rectum...

Fidatelo · 07-29-2003, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Franklinnoble
I have a trout in my rectum...

... he stuffed in the trout to eat the gerbil, I don't know why he stuffed in that gerbil! Perhaps he'll die!

Easy Mac · 07-29-2003, 02:48 PM

I said Jesus Walter, you know you're just going to get that cat stuck up your ass like the last one.

And he says to me, Brodie, how else am I supposed to get the gerbil out.

Buzzbee · 07-29-2003, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fritz
welcome back mrskippy. whats this I hear about you tasting condoms?

Quote:

Originally posted by mrskippy
I've just seen 'em buddy.

Yeah, seen 'em, but never had the opportunity to use one.

Julio Riddols · 07-30-2003, 01:14 AM

If in the future I am in a restaurant with a date, and she says she is going to go freshen up.. Do I take that as a sign she wants me?

This really changes the politics of dating, IMO.

AZSpeechCoach · 07-30-2003, 09:31 AM

Don't get the two confused. Who would want their breath to smell like pussy?

AZSpeechCoach · 07-30-2003, 09:32 AM

dola...

Besides Rosie O'Donnell

tucker342 · 07-30-2003, 11:57 AM

bad images.

Rosie O'Donnell - pussy :shutters:

JeeberD · 07-30-2003, 12:02 PM

You're peeking through Rosie O'Donnell's shutters to look at her pussy???

Gross.... :shudders:

07-29-2003, 01:51 PM	#2
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	It's about time...those tuna smelling strips were getting tired. __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

07-29-2003, 01:51 PM	#3
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	This is a big improvement from the hockey puck sized scent chips. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

07-29-2003, 01:52 PM	#4
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Mmmmmm, minty fresh! __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

07-29-2003, 02:10 PM	#12
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Another instant classic thread brought to you by the fine folks at FOFC. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

07-29-2003, 02:29 PM	#17
Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	Did it say what flavours they come in? __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

07-29-2003, 01:53 PM	#5
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	mmm butterscotch.

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TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	If it's really that bad down there...... it's time to call it quits....

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Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	thats why you cum early

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Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	tell your mom I'm sorry, but I could only support her weight for so long.

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mrskippy Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: California	Wonder what happens when you mix the flavor with a flavored condom?

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mrskippy Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: California	I've just seen 'em buddy.

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Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	2 words altoids

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tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	I can only imagine....

07-29-2003, 02:32 PM	#20
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	dola- when are they going to come out with Listerine Fresh Strips for our ass? It would make your farts smell winter fresh!

07-29-2003, 02:33 PM	#21
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	there's something fishy about this thread __________________ Mile High Hockey Last edited by Draft Dodger : 07-29-2003 at 02:35 PM.

07-29-2003, 02:48 PM	#24
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	I said Jesus Walter, you know you're just going to get that cat stuck up your ass like the last one. And he says to me, Brodie, how else am I supposed to get the gerbil out.

07-30-2003, 01:14 AM	#26
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	If in the future I am in a restaurant with a date, and she says she is going to go freshen up.. Do I take that as a sign she wants me? This really changes the politics of dating, IMO. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

07-30-2003, 09:31 AM	#27
AZSpeechCoach College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Phoenix	Don't get the two confused. Who would want their breath to smell like pussy? __________________ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them! Visit Stewart the Wonderbear and his amazing travels http://wonderbeartravel.blogspot.com

07-30-2003, 09:32 AM	#28
AZSpeechCoach College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Phoenix	dola... Besides Rosie O'Donnell __________________ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them! Visit Stewart the Wonderbear and his amazing travels http://wonderbeartravel.blogspot.com

07-30-2003, 11:57 AM	#29
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	bad images. Rosie O'Donnell - pussy :shutters: Last edited by tucker342 : 07-30-2003 at 11:58 AM.

07-30-2003, 12:02 PM	#30
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	You're peeking through Rosie O'Donnell's shutters to look at her pussy??? Gross.... :shudders: __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

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