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At 9:26 CST Billy has returned to us.
The drunk guy on the street predicting the end of the world got the first part right, so we are all screwed now.
Anyone know of any speed traps in Tennessee, I got a load of Crawfish on my truck and need to get to Florida quick, so I will be hauling ass. Just help a web connected trucker please.
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07-30-2003, 09:34 AM
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Just to add to my non-sexual crush of the only person to grace this board who has a social life, I have decided to go to Kinkos and get this expanded, printed and framed as it is the one moment in my life I was in the same area as a normal person. We were at this moment equals in the world and it made me happy. It will hang above my bed for when my crush turns sexual.
Front Office Football Central > Hattrick (Moderated by: FrogMan, HornedFrog Purple) (Users Browsing this Forum: antbacker, Raven Hawk, BillyMadison, KevinNU7, The Afoci) If only KevinNU7 didn't come between us Billy, we could have been something special.
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07-30-2003, 09:40 AM
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As quickly as he appeared, he has left. My life is now hollow again.
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07-30-2003, 09:40 AM
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Damn and I missed it. Stupid customers!! Couldn't they have bought their flowers from my roadside stand just a little bit latter so I could have seen this precious moment.
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07-30-2003, 09:42 AM
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It was a good thing I wasn't at a truck stop admiring the cars I would never drive and the women I would never have consentual relations with. If only Billy was here, he could tell me how to spell consentual right, that is if my guess is wrong which I am guessing it is. Off to kinkos for my last momento of him...
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07-30-2003, 09:54 AM
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Billy has been haunting my dreams since he left. As I sleep in a lawn cheer on the side of the road my head is filled with visions of Billy and the amazing life he must have. I see him doing all the things a roadside flower salesman like myself could never do. And that isn't all, he spends so much time doing those things that he doesn't even have five minutes a week to spare for a PBE college football game. Ahhhh, I keep thinking of what it would be like to have such a life, but Billy said I will never get the chance. Maybe I shouldn't have dropped out of school when I was 7, but only Billy can tell me what could have been. Oops, the smell of car exhaust tells me I have another customer.
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07-30-2003, 10:09 AM
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You get to smell exhaust. That is great, the best job I ever had was watching paint dry. Everyone else had breating equipment, not me, I just sat by the vent and got wasted. My mom would give me rides to and from work.[true story] I blame it on why I am the way I am today.
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07-30-2003, 10:15 AM
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Hmmm, I would have thought it was due to your mother taking ten hits a day of triple dipped Timothy Leary or at least some decent white blotter while she was pregnant with you.
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07-30-2003, 10:18 AM
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Nah, I was fine up until the paint job. What she did during her pregnancy with me is what caused me to steal lunchables.
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07-30-2003, 10:28 AM
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Fair enough.
I wonder what Billy is doing right now. Driving a car I will never drive, banging a woman I will never bang, or banging a woman I will never bang while driving a car I will never drive. So much for a nobody with no potential like myself to ponder. |
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07-30-2003, 12:00 PM
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I am pretty sure he is banging a car I will never with a woman I will never drive. I use to have potential, then I was born.
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07-30-2003, 12:11 PM
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When times are tough, I steal bologna. When times are good, I steal ham and turkey. Times were tough.
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07-30-2003, 01:46 PM
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This is the most bizarre thread I've seen on FOFC in a long, long time...
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07-30-2003, 02:06 PM
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That's a bold statement, Frankie.
Speaking of franks, I feel a need for a hot dog right now. Since my trucker's wages can't afford more than hot dogs for food, I think I'll go get one right now, from my local gas station. Maybe I'll see someone gassing up a car I'll never drive, and then wonder how I can be STILL UNDEFEATED! |
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07-30-2003, 02:50 PM
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Onions are for people with potential.
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07-30-2003, 02:56 PM
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Who wants a ham?
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07-30-2003, 02:58 PM
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Ham is for people with potential.
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07-30-2003, 03:02 PM
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Turkey and Hi-C
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07-30-2003, 04:49 PM
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Damn and I wanted some ham too..
-Aes-
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07-30-2003, 05:04 PM
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Accept your fate and move on.
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07-30-2003, 06:52 PM
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This is what The Afoci and I do to BM threads between selling flowers, driving a truck and dreaming about having the life that BM has. |
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07-30-2003, 06:57 PM
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Between FM dreaming about Excel and you guys dreaming about ::gasp:: BM, now I'm starting to get scared!   ~terpk
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07-30-2003, 06:58 PM
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It does help pass the time until I can afford the gun to kill myself. Hell has to be better than the life destined to me.
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07-30-2003, 06:58 PM
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Dola,
And a couple of bullets because I am a lousy shot.
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07-30-2003, 07:03 PM
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I would have though they handed out guns and ammo to newborns in North Dakota.
And Kristin don't be scared. You can admit you have dreams about BM too. |
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07-30-2003, 07:04 PM
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This comes from someone who has considered doing the nasty for a friendly.
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07-30-2003, 07:05 PM
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They do, but being the tough hood I grew up in, I was mugged prior to being able to off myself. Sad really.
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07-30-2003, 07:06 PM
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Hmmm. I thought she offered to do the nasty at a friendly. So much for booking the Real Terps FC just to get a sellout. |
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07-30-2003, 07:10 PM
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I offered the same thing at my games, sadly "You better guard your daughters or they will be" Les "their" Cherry"s" was the bait and it worked good until everyone had to go the doctor. After that people were less than excited about the promotion.
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07-30-2003, 07:13 PM
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They went to see the doctor? Are you sure they didn't just sober up from the previous night's "Free Beer Helmet with COmplimetary Beers Night"?
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07-30-2003, 07:16 PM
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Worse, she considered doing the nasty with ME for a friendly... |
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07-30-2003, 07:21 PM
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You said it all.
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07-30-2003, 07:30 PM
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She's getting scared now?
Why are you ever here terpkristen, chances are you're one of those girls who we'll never have a chance with because we can't compete with the BillyMadison's of the world. If only I had the skills necessary to do something other than drive a truck. He'll, I can't even do that well, so I guess it's back to selling flowers on the side of the road. I'll only take that job because it affords me plenty of time to be on the internet everyday. |
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07-30-2003, 07:30 PM
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Why is that worse? Are you hideously ugly and repulsive? If so I may have to change your job title from disciple to lackey. |
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07-30-2003, 07:32 PM
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Are you the guy that tried to steal my corner the other day. If you are, you should take this warning to heart: try again and I will cut you. Don't fuck with a roadside flower saleman's corner. |
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07-30-2003, 07:34 PM
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You got it backwards buddy, you tried to steal my flower selling corner. You'd better not go back there or I'll show you what happens, I will show you what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.
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07-30-2003, 07:41 PM
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I know what happens when I fuck a stranger in the ass. If you show up on my corner again, I will show you what happens when I shove my pruning shears up a stranger's ass.
*edited to correct physical errors...STILL UNDEFEATED!!! Last edited by Nyarlahotep : 07-30-2003 at 08:12 PM. |
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07-30-2003, 07:42 PM
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Its too damn hot for a penguin to just be walkin around here..I gotta send him back to the south pole.
Nudie magazine day STILL UNDEFEATED!!! Billy Madison is a quote machine. |
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07-30-2003, 07:45 PM
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Well Easy, you do know that that is a movie for the intellectual and socially elite.
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07-30-2003, 07:45 PM
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That reminds me, I need to renew my subscription to Drunk Chicks. Just in case BM stops by I would like to add that those are women I don't have to dream about.
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07-30-2003, 08:00 PM
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No, I'm probably as good looking as any of the other choads around here... |
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07-30-2003, 08:11 PM
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Fair enough. |
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07-30-2003, 08:24 PM
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I am fairly good looking. My mother tells me that everyday. Its starting to scare me.
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07-30-2003, 08:33 PM
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If you're so good looking, why wouldn't she give you a hand when you were nine?
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07-30-2003, 08:47 PM
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Hmm, so many things to reply to...
Yes, come to think of it, I *did* offer to $&*# for a friendly... no, I'm not THAT desperate, but if it'll help my odds...  No way in heck is BM ever going to be able to rate with me, but I'm sure he can dream about me. Kinda like he dreams about his team Fabulous! logo... As for the rest of you, you're more than welcome to do that, too...I mean, a 6' tall karate girl who's played soccer for 15 years...oh and I'm blonde. Man maybe I *am* sounding desperate. Don't pay any mind to my ramblings of tonight, it's been a LOOOOOOOOOONG week. ~terpk
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07-30-2003, 08:52 PM
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I have a LOOOOONNNNGGGG thing too.
My index finger is huge.
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07-30-2003, 08:54 PM
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Hi I'm Daniel, and I like to be cocky and funny (tm). I'm young too, not like all these OLD guys here.  P.S. Anyone else think that Kristin really really needs to post a pic in the "What the Hell do you Look like" thread?
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07-30-2003, 08:56 PM
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There's a "What the Hell do you Look like" thread?
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