the most amazing case of "newbieness"

[FrogMan]

I think this is just about to top the case of that nameless owner who added 5 seats to his 7000 seats stadium. (just kidding to whoever may feel concerned by that remarke )

I have this fellow on the market right now:

Panos Kolokotronis (8311858)
21 years, poor form, healthy
A nasty fellow who is temperamental and honest.
Has disastrous experience and poor leadership abilities.

Nationality: Hellas
Assessed value: 54 000 C$
Wage: 1 752 C$/week including 20% Bonus
Owner: Pintendre Pittbulls
Warnings: 0

Stamina: excellent Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: poor Passing: inadequate
Winger: weak Defending: poor
Scoring: inadequate Set Pieces: inadequate

Not a very good player and in very bad form because I have not played him in about 4-5 weeks. Asking price is 3000 C$ (1500 U$), basically just enough to cover the fee for putting him on the market. I bought Panos "Greek God" Kolokotronis after about 5 days of playing HT and he helped me quite a lot in my beginnings, so I decided I'd put him up for grab before firing him.

Got this on the "MY HATTRICK" page, under "YOUR TEAM":

Marin Laid raises for Panos Kolokotronis

Marin Laid raises for Panos Kolokotronis

Marin Laid raises for Panos Kolokotronis
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Nothing in between the messages.

First bid:

2003-08-08
Marin Laid offered 3 001 C$ for Panos Kolokotronis and thereby took the lead in the bidding.

Deadline is 2003-08-08 23.07

Second bid:

2003-08-08
Marin Laid offered 4 000 C$ for Panos Kolokotronis and thereby took the lead in the bidding.

Deadline is 2003-08-08 23.07

Third bid:

2003-08-08
Marin Laid offered 6 001 C$ for Panos Kolokotronis and thereby took the lead in the bidding.

Deadline is 2003-08-08 23.07

The guy is outbidding himself!!! Nobody bid on the player in between any of his bids... And yes, you guessed it, the guy got his team today...

FM

[illinifan999]

Originally posted by FrogMan
I think this is just about to top the case of that nameless owner who added 5 seats to his 7000 seats stadium. (just kidding to whoever may feel concerned by that remarke )


FM

THOSE SEATS WERE THE BEST SEATS AVAILABLE IN THE NATION AT THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vince]

In another fabulous display, my low passable keeper just sold for more than my Exc Stam, Solid PM, Inadequate Passing IM ($137,000 vs. $134,000).

[mckerney]

Originally posted by illinifan999
THOSE SEATS WERE THE BEST SEATS AVAILABLE IN THE NATION AT THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Illini, I made this thread to make fun of you, but no one seemed to pick up on it.

[FrogMan]

Originally posted by mckerney
Illini, I made this thread to make fun of you, but no one seemed to pick up on it.

Man, I missed that thread when it came up!!! The only two answers that came up where quite from the heart though

FM