Evidently, I'm black

Fritz · 08-14-2003, 11:53 AM

who knew?

Quote:

From: Black Expressions
Date: 2003/08/14 Thu AM 03:05:00 EDT
To: [email protected]
Subject: Join A Community Of African-American Book Lovers

Ksyrup · 08-14-2003, 12:01 PM

Not necessarily. Maybe they just think you love African-American books.

cuervo72 · 08-14-2003, 12:06 PM

The Sex Chronicles
Zane
$15.00
ISBN 0967460182
SBI Publications

Zane has captivated the minds of both sexes and all races. She has completely shattered the myth that men are more sexual by nature than women are and that African-American women in particular are inhibited compared to their female counterparts of other races.

The erotica collection is divided into three sections: Wild, Wilder and Off Da Damn Hook: Her characters run the gamut from the sensual housewife that wants her husband to experiment more to the secret underground sorority of women that let it all hang out literally.

mckerney · 08-14-2003, 12:09 PM

Email advertisements miss their target market all the time. Hell, I just got one that thought I had a small penis.

cuervo72 · 08-14-2003, 12:11 PM

Also by Zane:

How To Make Love To A Woman - Mind and Body , How To Really Fuck A Man - The Bottom Line .

Hmm, maybe you should ask SkyDog if any of these are on his reading list. You know, as a black man.

edited to remove links

damnMikeBrown · 08-14-2003, 12:13 PM

Congratulations

scooper · 08-14-2003, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mckerney
Email advertisements miss their target market all the time. Hell, I just got one that thought I had a small penis.

Did a spittake on that one.

Fritz · 08-14-2003, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by scooper
Did a spittake on that one.

be a trooper and swallow

Bee · 08-14-2003, 01:16 PM

There just aren't enough blacks named Fritz.

Fritz · 08-14-2003, 01:20 PM

one of the books listed above is "Self Seduction." If you have to seduce yourself, then you need some serious help.

Easy Mac · 08-14-2003, 01:31 PM

I get donkey porn email's. I guess they think I'm a donkey or that I like ass.

cuervo72 · 08-14-2003, 01:36 PM

Donkey Porn and Donkey Porn, Jr.

Fritz, get your money straight!

Buzzbee · 08-14-2003, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mckerney
Email advertisements miss their target market all the time. Hell, I just got one that thought I had a small penis.

Guess they didn't know yours is tiny instead of only small. Maybe they were trying to flatter you into buying their product.

Ksyrup · 08-14-2003, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cuervo72
The erotica collection is divided into three sections: Wild, Wilder and Off Da Damn Hook:

What a coincidence! My wife described me as "off da damn hook" last night.

Too bad it was entirely unrelated to sex...

sterlingice · 08-14-2003, 03:33 PM

I just got a great scam forwarded to me from a friend who got it today (if you knew the guy, this would be even more funny)

SI

You credit card has been charged for $234.65

Important notice

We have just charged your credit card for money laundry service in
amount of $234.65 (because you are either child pornography webmaster or deal with dirty money, which require us to layndry them and then send to your checking account).

If you feel this transaction was made by our mistake, please press
"No".

If you confirm this transaction, please press "Yes" and fill in the
form below.

Enter your credit card number here:

Enter your credit card expiration date:

Contacts:
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Ksyrup · 08-14-2003, 03:55 PM

"money laundry service"

Haha!

Was that one hour martinizing?

sachmo71 · 08-14-2003, 04:23 PM

Way to go, Fritz. I am very proud of you.

Draft Dodger · 08-14-2003, 05:48 PM

Fritz - for you

(may not be safe for work)

CamEdwards · 08-14-2003, 06:49 PM

I keep reading this as "Evidently I'm Back" with the thread below this one as "Freddy Adu Is Black"...

which is odd, because it's correct both ways.

mckerney · 08-14-2003, 06:59 PM

I haven't had any trouble with this thread, though I have occasionally thought the other was 'Freddy Adu Is Black'

08-14-2003, 12:01 PM	#2
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Not necessarily. Maybe they just think you love African-American books. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-14-2003, 12:06 PM	#3
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	The Sex Chronicles Zane $15.00 ISBN 0967460182 SBI Publications Zane has captivated the minds of both sexes and all races. She has completely shattered the myth that men are more sexual by nature than women are and that African-American women in particular are inhibited compared to their female counterparts of other races. The erotica collection is divided into three sections: Wild, Wilder and Off Da Damn Hook: Her characters run the gamut from the sensual housewife that wants her husband to experiment more to the secret underground sorority of women that let it all hang out literally. Last edited by cuervo72 : 08-14-2003 at 12:06 PM.

08-14-2003, 12:11 PM	#5
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Also by Zane: How To Make Love To A Woman - Mind and Body , How To Really Fuck A Man - The Bottom Line . Hmm, maybe you should ask SkyDog if any of these are on his reading list. You know, as a black man. edited to remove links Last edited by cuervo72 : 12-08-2003 at 08:53 AM.

08-14-2003, 01:20 PM	#10
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	one of the books listed above is "Self Seduction." If you have to seduce yourself, then you need some serious help. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

08-14-2003, 01:36 PM	#12
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Donkey Porn and Donkey Porn, Jr. Fritz, get your money straight! __________________ null

08-14-2003, 12:09 PM	#4
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Email advertisements miss their target market all the time. Hell, I just got one that thought I had a small penis.

08-14-2003, 12:13 PM	#6
damnMikeBrown College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Cincinnati, OH	Congratulations

08-14-2003, 01:16 PM	#9
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	There just aren't enough blacks named Fritz.

08-14-2003, 01:31 PM	#11
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	I get donkey porn email's. I guess they think I'm a donkey or that I like ass.

08-14-2003, 03:33 PM	#15
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	I just got a great scam forwarded to me from a friend who got it today (if you knew the guy, this would be even more funny) SI You credit card has been charged for $234.65 Important notice We have just charged your credit card for money laundry service in amount of $234.65 (because you are either child pornography webmaster or deal with dirty money, which require us to layndry them and then send to your checking account). If you feel this transaction was made by our mistake, please press "No". If you confirm this transaction, please press "Yes" and fill in the form below. Enter your credit card number here: Enter your credit card expiration date: Contacts: Phone: +5982 902 5627 Fax: +5982 902 3114 E-mail: [email protected] ICQ: 156746629 __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

08-14-2003, 03:55 PM	#16
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	"money laundry service" Haha! Was that one hour martinizing? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-14-2003, 04:23 PM	#17
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	Way to go, Fritz. I am very proud of you.

08-14-2003, 05:48 PM	#18
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	Fritz - for you (may not be safe for work) __________________ Mile High Hockey Last edited by Draft Dodger : 08-14-2003 at 05:50 PM.

08-14-2003, 06:49 PM	#19
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	I keep reading this as "Evidently I'm Back" with the thread below this one as "Freddy Adu Is Black"... which is odd, because it's correct both ways. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

08-14-2003, 06:59 PM	#20
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I haven't had any trouble with this thread, though I have occasionally thought the other was 'Freddy Adu Is Black'

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