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08-18-2003, 10:17 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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An Oldy but a Goody
An old farmer in Georgia had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basket ball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the girls shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond naked." "I'm here to feed the alligator." Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every time.
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08-18-2003, 10:20 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
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so why did the dog try to eat the grapes?
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08-18-2003, 10:21 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
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Nevermind, its because the berries were poisonous.
Dammit Easy Mac, read between the lines |
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08-18-2003, 02:13 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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Uhh.. what EasyMac?
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08-18-2003, 02:19 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Quote:
Because you had spread peanut butter on them?
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