Contest for my vacant Supporter Slot

Poli · 08-19-2003, 10:49 AM

This contest is for my apparently vacant supporter spot.

Disclaimer: This contest is open only to official current supporters of the NC Raiders (sorry SI).

With the disappearance of my friend Horned, I'm willing to throw the vacant supporter spot to another team. It will, however, return to Horned should he return.

The contest? You have to explain to me in this post why I should support you. You can do this in any number of ways such as telling me your winning %, that you use the run and shoot, that you have a former NC Raider...anything is fair game.

The game will end, oh let's say, this time two days from now.

Game on! Start wooing me.

The Afoci · 08-19-2003, 11:19 AM

I throw the best Pre-Victory Parties anywhere. I have been a supporter of you for a while. I can also provide you with your own country once I complete my take over of the world. I have a cock and sometimes am funny, so perhaps, with your guidance as a supporter of me I can become cocky and funny.

If that don't work, I will send Hornsmaniac_2 over to visit.

Poli · 08-19-2003, 11:23 AM

Umm, on that note, I'd also like to offer another contest, this one is open to all of the hattrickers out there:

I'm looking for my official rival. Once again, if and when Horned returns, he gets the nod.

Why should the Raiders hate you?

illinifan999 · 08-19-2003, 11:36 AM

I heart ardent.

Poli · 08-19-2003, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by illinifan999
I heart ardent.

That's great! Now is this for my supporter slot or for being my rival?

Or is it for the deuce?

Coffee Warlord · 08-19-2003, 12:07 PM

Know of course, that those who would dare oppose my old Master, will also have to face me.

Oh, and SI, you need to find yourself an apprentice. We must continue to carry on the tradition of the Run and Shoot.

Poli · 08-19-2003, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Coffee Warlord
Know of course, that those who would dare oppose my old Master, will also have to face me.

Oh, and SI, you need to find yourself an apprentice. We must continue to carry on the tradition of the Run and Shoot.

Do you have an apprentice now?

illinifan999 · 08-19-2003, 01:18 PM

Whichever. I just heart ardent.

NevStar · 08-19-2003, 02:25 PM

I believe that I should be supported because I have supported your team (without reciprocation, hrmph!) since 2003-01-28.

I believe that I should be supported because I have never felt the love of a dog & some peanut butter, and this would be the next best thing.

I believe that I should be supported because I occaisionally respond to your emails.

I believe that I should be supported because I am a defense trainer and often run the 5-4-1. This would be repulsive to a run-and-shooter like yourself, but if Paula Abdul and that cartoon wolf have taught us anything, it's that opposites attract.

If I'm not selected as supporter, please select me as rival for the exact same reasons. And go f@*& yourself.

sterlingice · 08-19-2003, 02:40 PM

I just can't rival that level of sucking up. Plus, it would make my stomach turn. Then again, I already know ardent loves me

As for finding myself an apprentice, I'm not sure you can actively search one out. It's a bit more of a natural process than that.

Yoda: "Always two there are, no more, no less. A Master and an Apprentice."

SI

Coffee Warlord · 08-19-2003, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ardent enthusiast
Do you have an apprentice now?

SI was my apprentice for quite some time. He needs to join the ranks of the Massahs and get his own now.

The_herd · 08-19-2003, 06:11 PM

I don't run the 4-5-1 anymore.

MacroGuru · 08-19-2003, 06:12 PM

I believe I should be supported cause I came right in and adobpted the run and shoot immediately as well as training forwards all based off my my complete manly love for you.

FrogMan · 08-19-2003, 06:42 PM

man, I suck at that sucking up thing...

Why, oh why should I get that coveted spot?!? Because only the FrogMan should take the place of a Horned Frog, yeah, that's it, that's why

And why should I be your rival? I beat the crap out of your run-and-shoot trainees

FM

illinifan999 · 08-19-2003, 06:49 PM

I heart ardent...

Fonzie · 08-19-2003, 07:51 PM

You should support me because I am not a member of the undead who'll slink out of the sarcophagus and eat your brains when you're not looking.

Those guys totally suck.

(I'm Flatulon)

Vince · 08-20-2003, 04:34 AM

Ok...barring the fact that I am not a current supporter (I even have an excuse for that...I'll get to it

), I have four very good reasons you should support me once I get supporter again (soon).

1) I run and shoot

2) US Open Cup Match, round 2. Facing a bot team (therefore PIC-ing with all trainees in), I fall behind 2-0 early in the first half. Ten minutes into the second half, I pull ahead 3-2, only to fall to a tie again 5 minutes later. Nothing happens again until 5 minutes into the overtime period, when my Vandals pull out a golden goal victory. Not only did I fall behind 2-0 to a bot team, I almost had a bot team come back on me, and my guys persevered enough to still win.

3) US Open Cup Match, round 3. Facing a human team and preparing to upgrade my stadium, I played normal hoping for a win against a slightly superior squad. After an mildly exciting first half, I was up 2-1. 7 minutes into the second half, I was in shock staring at a 3-2 defecit. Not to be outdone, however, my Vandals kept their cool and within another 3 minutes had put us up 4-3. With a stunning flurry of opportunities, the Asheville Demons managed to tie it up in the closing minutes and my squad was once again headed into overtime for the second consecutive cup match. 4 minutes into the overtime period, my star striker Giel Rijnders decides he's over the OT idea, and ends the game with a solid strike. Vandals win 5-4, and are 2-0 in OT in three cup matches.

4) US Open Cup Match, round 4. Further in the cup than my Vandals have ever been before, and hurting from a $360,000 stadium expansion, I throw caution to the wind and at 00:44:30 (thirty seconds before rosters lock), and slot in all my starters and call a MOTS against a pegasus team that put up an Outstanding midfield its last league game. Come match time, I am relieved to note that he put in his reserve midfielders, giving me a chance. However my 0-2 defecit at halftime was not so relieving. The Vandals, always a second half team, were undaunted as they swiftly equalized within 11 minutes of the second half, and things remained locked up at 2-apiece. With a MOTS on the line, I was sweating bullets...and things started to get intense...minutes later I found myself screaming at my computer monitor as "Vandals made a bid to take the lead as a ball coming in from the right hand side left Lucas Turpin completely alone with keeper Boyd Bergeron, who made a spectacular block," what I figured to be my last chance to score all game. I almost shat a brick when I read "Christopher Chisholm came close to putting the visiting team one up in the 85:th minute, following a solo raid down the middle, but Derrick Woodson managed to tip the ball to a corner," as my keeper in wretched form managed to save my cup run with under 5 minutes to play. Finally, with the 87th minute come and gone, I had resigned myself to a third straight OT cup game when game-time decision player Raymond Hyatt somehow snuck a goal in with under 2 minutes to play!! The crowd went nuts...fans rushed the field...and the Vandals beat strong division IV opponent Pegasus 3-2 after an ill-advised, yet gutsy move by coach Vince to MOTS at the last second.

So in other words, with the all-out, gutsy performance of the "Cardiac Vandals" team and my coaching decisions it is only fitting that we be supported by the FOFC-HT Run-and-Shoot master.

Now...the problem of me not having supporter

My supporter should be renewed within the next few days (my credit card company seems to think that all overseas transactions suck). Obviously my credentials far outweigh this minor inconvenience

Poli · 08-22-2003, 11:14 AM

And the winner is...Nevstar!

Nevstar had me rolling out here, and my buddies thought I was nuts! Exactly what I was looking for.

Illinifan999 was a close second with all the heart. For this, he takes the official rival role. Although I may have to issue a restraining order.

I had planned on giving this spot to Frogman, because of his work in HT, and I'm thinking I may drop my support of the Cyclones to support him as well.

Vince gave a convincing argument, but the contest was open only to current supporters.

Thanks to all those who participated!

bigjdotcom01 · 08-22-2003, 11:47 AM

oh crap... apparently I missed this thread!

FrogMan · 08-22-2003, 11:50 AM

I told you AE, I suck at sucking up... oh well

FM

NevStar · 08-22-2003, 11:53 AM

Yeah! I never won anything before.

I'd like to thank Jesus, my momma, and especially Fido from the Wake County SPCA.

cheetum · 08-22-2003, 01:08 PM

Can I lay claim to the next supporter slot of yours that opens up? I'll make you a new logo

here are some ive made so far (besides mine)

logo designs

Vince · 08-22-2003, 01:59 PM

Argh

Next time, I'm there. I truly wanted an excuse to brag about my cardiac kids, and if I could have been possibly the next in line to be supported by the North County Raiders...well then.

illinifan999 · 08-22-2003, 06:13 PM

I no longer heart ardent.....

just kidding, i still heart my navy boy.

sterlingice · 08-22-2003, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by illinifan999
I no longer heart ardent.....

Well, of course not. You're his rival.

Quote:

just kidding, i still heart my navy boy.

Now that's just creepy *shudder*

SI

illinifan999 · 08-22-2003, 08:15 PM

Don't worry ardent. I am having trouble finding out where the Nimitz is exactly. Not...that...I'm...looking for...it or anything.......that...would..be..uh...weird...

Poli · 08-23-2003, 06:46 AM

You guys crack me up!

If another opens up, it goes to Frogman first. Unless something strange happens to the ones I currently support, I doubt one opens up any time soon. If it does, it'll be another free for all.

That said, I'd like to warn the teams I support to be on the lookout!

vex · 08-25-2003, 01:27 AM

Wow, I thought his supporter had just ran out, I didn't know he had lost his team.

FrogMan · 08-25-2003, 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by vexroid
Wow, I thought his supporter had just ran out, I didn't know he had lost his team.

DAMNIT! you meant HornedFrog?!? I just checked and you are right, his team is now a bot... Up until a week ago, he still was listed in there, with logo, guestbook and everything...

Sad, sad day for us FOFC hattrickers...

FM

The Afoci · 08-25-2003, 08:00 AM

Can I be your rival now? Considering you sabotaged the latest Pre Victory Party along with my mom and Jerome Bettis, I feel it is natural. But if you don't want me to be your rival I understand, you took my mom off my hands and that is enough.

Poli · 08-25-2003, 11:26 AM

Afoci, you can never be my official rival. Your mom won't let me.

The Afoci · 08-25-2003, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ardent enthusiast
Afoci, you can never be my official rival. Your mom won't let me.

She is always protecting me. Plus, to be your rival, you would have to have a chance when playing me. It would be like the Yankees and Brewers being rivals.

Poli · 08-26-2003, 08:42 AM

I think you've forgotten who won the last time the North County Raiders and the Crawdeads faced off. You looked like an A ball team from North Dakota.

08-19-2003, 11:19 AM	#2
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	I throw the best Pre-Victory Parties anywhere. I have been a supporter of you for a while. I can also provide you with your own country once I complete my take over of the world. I have a cock and sometimes am funny, so perhaps, with your guidance as a supporter of me I can become cocky and funny. If that don't work, I will send Hornsmaniac_2 over to visit. __________________ I had something.

08-19-2003, 11:23 AM	#3
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Umm, on that note, I'd also like to offer another contest, this one is open to all of the hattrickers out there: I'm looking for my official rival. Once again, if and when Horned returns, he gets the nod. Why should the Raiders hate you? __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

08-19-2003, 11:36 AM	#4
illinifan999 Pro Rookie Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: VA	I heart ardent. __________________ Chicago Eagles 2 time ZFL champions We're "rebuilding"

08-19-2003, 01:18 PM	#8
illinifan999 Pro Rookie Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: VA	Whichever. I just heart ardent. __________________ Chicago Eagles 2 time ZFL champions We're "rebuilding"

08-19-2003, 02:25 PM	#9
NevStar High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Raleigh, NC	I believe that I should be supported because I have supported your team (without reciprocation, hrmph!) since 2003-01-28. I believe that I should be supported because I have never felt the love of a dog & some peanut butter, and this would be the next best thing. I believe that I should be supported because I occaisionally respond to your emails. I believe that I should be supported because I am a defense trainer and often run the 5-4-1. This would be repulsive to a run-and-shooter like yourself, but if Paula Abdul and that cartoon wolf have taught us anything, it's that opposites attract. If I'm not selected as supporter, please select me as rival for the exact same reasons. And go f@*& yourself. __________________ I can't think of a clever signature.

08-19-2003, 12:07 PM	#6
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Know of course, that those who would dare oppose my old Master, will also have to face me. Oh, and SI, you need to find yourself an apprentice. We must continue to carry on the tradition of the Run and Shoot.

08-19-2003, 02:40 PM	#10
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	I just can't rival that level of sucking up. Plus, it would make my stomach turn. Then again, I already know ardent loves me As for finding myself an apprentice, I'm not sure you can actively search one out. It's a bit more of a natural process than that. Yoda: "Always two there are, no more, no less. A Master and an Apprentice." SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

08-19-2003, 06:11 PM	#12
The_herd College Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Fort Lackland, Texas (San Antonio)	I don't run the 4-5-1 anymore. __________________ Oakland Raiders: HFL's 1970 AC West Champs

08-19-2003, 06:12 PM	#13
MacroGuru Coordinator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Utah	I believe I should be supported cause I came right in and adobpted the run and shoot immediately as well as training forwards all based off my my complete manly love for you. __________________ "forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future"

08-19-2003, 06:42 PM	#14
FrogMan Hattrick Moderator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Pintendre, Qc, Canada	man, I suck at that sucking up thing... Why, oh why should I get that coveted spot?!? Because only the FrogMan should take the place of a Horned Frog, yeah, that's it, that's why And why should I be your rival? I beat the crap out of your run-and-shoot trainees FM __________________ A Black Belt is a White Belt who refused to give up... follow my story: The real life story of a running frog...

08-19-2003, 06:49 PM	#15
illinifan999 Pro Rookie Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: VA	I heart ardent... __________________ Chicago Eagles 2 time ZFL champions We're "rebuilding"

08-19-2003, 07:51 PM	#16
Fonzie Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Illinois	You should support me because I am not a member of the undead who'll slink out of the sarcophagus and eat your brains when you're not looking. Those guys totally suck. (I'm Flatulon) Last edited by Fonzie : 08-19-2003 at 07:53 PM.

08-20-2003, 04:34 AM	#17
Vince Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Willow Glen, CA	Ok...barring the fact that I am not a current supporter (I even have an excuse for that...I'll get to it ), I have four very good reasons you should support me once I get supporter again (soon). 1) I run and shoot 2) US Open Cup Match, round 2. Facing a bot team (therefore PIC-ing with all trainees in), I fall behind 2-0 early in the first half. Ten minutes into the second half, I pull ahead 3-2, only to fall to a tie again 5 minutes later. Nothing happens again until 5 minutes into the overtime period, when my Vandals pull out a golden goal victory. Not only did I fall behind 2-0 to a bot team, I almost had a bot team come back on me, and my guys persevered enough to still win. 3) US Open Cup Match, round 3. Facing a human team and preparing to upgrade my stadium, I played normal hoping for a win against a slightly superior squad. After an mildly exciting first half, I was up 2-1. 7 minutes into the second half, I was in shock staring at a 3-2 defecit. Not to be outdone, however, my Vandals kept their cool and within another 3 minutes had put us up 4-3. With a stunning flurry of opportunities, the Asheville Demons managed to tie it up in the closing minutes and my squad was once again headed into overtime for the second consecutive cup match. 4 minutes into the overtime period, my star striker Giel Rijnders decides he's over the OT idea, and ends the game with a solid strike. Vandals win 5-4, and are 2-0 in OT in three cup matches. 4) US Open Cup Match, round 4. Further in the cup than my Vandals have ever been before, and hurting from a $360,000 stadium expansion, I throw caution to the wind and at 00:44:30 (thirty seconds before rosters lock), and slot in all my starters and call a MOTS against a pegasus team that put up an Outstanding midfield its last league game. Come match time, I am relieved to note that he put in his reserve midfielders, giving me a chance. However my 0-2 defecit at halftime was not so relieving. The Vandals, always a second half team, were undaunted as they swiftly equalized within 11 minutes of the second half, and things remained locked up at 2-apiece. With a MOTS on the line, I was sweating bullets...and things started to get intense...minutes later I found myself screaming at my computer monitor as "Vandals made a bid to take the lead as a ball coming in from the right hand side left Lucas Turpin completely alone with keeper Boyd Bergeron, who made a spectacular block," what I figured to be my last chance to score all game. I almost shat a brick when I read "Christopher Chisholm came close to putting the visiting team one up in the 85:th minute, following a solo raid down the middle, but Derrick Woodson managed to tip the ball to a corner," as my keeper in wretched form managed to save my cup run with under 5 minutes to play. Finally, with the 87th minute come and gone, I had resigned myself to a third straight OT cup game when game-time decision player Raymond Hyatt somehow snuck a goal in with under 2 minutes to play!! The crowd went nuts...fans rushed the field...and the Vandals beat strong division IV opponent Pegasus 3-2 after an ill-advised, yet gutsy move by coach Vince to MOTS at the last second. So in other words, with the all-out, gutsy performance of the "Cardiac Vandals" team and my coaching decisions it is only fitting that we be supported by the FOFC-HT Run-and-Shoot master. Now...the problem of me not having supporter My supporter should be renewed within the next few days (my credit card company seems to think that all overseas transactions suck). Obviously my credentials far outweigh this minor inconvenience __________________ Every time a Dodger scores a run, an angel has its wings ripped off by a demon, and is forced to tearfully beg the demon to cauterize the wounds.The demon will refuse, and the sobbing angel will lie in a puddle of angel blood and feathers for eternity, wondering why the Dodgers are allowed to score runs.That’s not me talking: that’s science. McCoveyChronicles.com.

08-22-2003, 11:14 AM	#18
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	And the winner is...Nevstar! Nevstar had me rolling out here, and my buddies thought I was nuts! Exactly what I was looking for. Illinifan999 was a close second with all the heart. For this, he takes the official rival role. Although I may have to issue a restraining order. I had planned on giving this spot to Frogman, because of his work in HT, and I'm thinking I may drop my support of the Cyclones to support him as well. Vince gave a convincing argument, but the contest was open only to current supporters. Thanks to all those who participated! __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

08-22-2003, 11:47 AM	#19
bigjdotcom01 High School JV Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in Upstate NY	oh crap... apparently I missed this thread! __________________ West Henrietta FC (70601) - Go Crazy Lions!

08-22-2003, 11:50 AM	#20
FrogMan Hattrick Moderator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Pintendre, Qc, Canada	I told you AE, I suck at sucking up... oh well FM __________________ A Black Belt is a White Belt who refused to give up... follow my story: The real life story of a running frog... Last edited by FrogMan : 08-22-2003 at 11:50 AM.

08-22-2003, 11:53 AM	#21
NevStar High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Raleigh, NC	Yeah! I never won anything before. I'd like to thank Jesus, my momma, and especially Fido from the Wake County SPCA. __________________ I can't think of a clever signature.

08-22-2003, 01:08 PM	#22
cheetum Mascot Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Seattle WA	Can I lay claim to the next supporter slot of yours that opens up? I'll make you a new logo here are some ive made so far (besides mine) logo designs __________________ "I've told the players we need to win so that I can have the cash to buy some new ones" - Chris Turner, Peterborough manager, before LC QF, 1992. www.ghettosuperstars.tk Last edited by cheetum : 08-22-2003 at 01:11 PM.

08-22-2003, 01:59 PM	#23
Vince Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Willow Glen, CA	Argh Next time, I'm there. I truly wanted an excuse to brag about my cardiac kids, and if I could have been possibly the next in line to be supported by the North County Raiders...well then. __________________ Every time a Dodger scores a run, an angel has its wings ripped off by a demon, and is forced to tearfully beg the demon to cauterize the wounds.The demon will refuse, and the sobbing angel will lie in a puddle of angel blood and feathers for eternity, wondering why the Dodgers are allowed to score runs.That’s not me talking: that’s science. McCoveyChronicles.com.

08-22-2003, 06:13 PM	#24
illinifan999 Pro Rookie Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: VA	I no longer heart ardent..... just kidding, i still heart my navy boy. __________________ Chicago Eagles 2 time ZFL champions We're "rebuilding"

08-22-2003, 08:15 PM	#26
illinifan999 Pro Rookie Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: VA	Don't worry ardent. I am having trouble finding out where the Nimitz is exactly. Not...that...I'm...looking for...it or anything.......that...would..be..uh...weird... __________________ Chicago Eagles 2 time ZFL champions We're "rebuilding"

08-23-2003, 06:46 AM	#27
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	You guys crack me up! If another opens up, it goes to Frogman first. Unless something strange happens to the ones I currently support, I doubt one opens up any time soon. If it does, it'll be another free for all. That said, I'd like to warn the teams I support to be on the lookout! __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

08-25-2003, 01:27 AM	#28
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	Wow, I thought his supporter had just ran out, I didn't know he had lost his team.

08-25-2003, 08:00 AM	#30
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Can I be your rival now? Considering you sabotaged the latest Pre Victory Party along with my mom and Jerome Bettis, I feel it is natural. But if you don't want me to be your rival I understand, you took my mom off my hands and that is enough. __________________ I had something.

08-25-2003, 11:26 AM	#31
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Afoci, you can never be my official rival. Your mom won't let me. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

08-26-2003, 08:42 AM	#33
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	I think you've forgotten who won the last time the North County Raiders and the Crawdeads faced off. You looked like an A ball team from North Dakota. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

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