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Old 08-20-2003, 08:59 AM   #1
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Angry I do not like this particular QOTM



I don't think there are 8 women in the entire state of Wisconsin that wear small panties. Must be a typo.

-KWhit



I think all of us Wisconsinites need to go out and kick KWhit's butt.

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Old 08-20-2003, 09:03 AM   #2
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SP - you realize you now have to post eight pictures of Wisconsinite hotties wearing small panties (or less).
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Old 08-20-2003, 09:47 AM   #3
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So we may be the fattest state but there are still at least a FEW out there that aren't too bad.
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Old 08-20-2003, 09:49 AM   #4
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Old 08-20-2003, 09:50 AM   #5
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And no one from the infamous Mark Chmura party is eligible. You'll really need to do your homework on this one.


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Old 08-20-2003, 09:57 AM   #6
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So we may be the fattest state but there are still at least a FEW out there that aren't too bad.


Then you guys better get cracking.
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Old 08-20-2003, 09:57 AM   #7
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I don’t like this quote:

“Fritz, I don't mean to be rude, but I have noticed that you are a bit of a cheeky begger. I suspect you get plenty of spankings.” --ljha1 (our female member)

I don’t remember saying that. Oh, and my name is spelled l-u-r-k-e-r, not ljha1
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Old 08-20-2003, 10:00 AM   #8
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Click events/contests and babe of the month for a local Milwaukee station.

Although.. must have been a REAL slow month on a few of them. . . one of my friends dated the red head Sara...
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Old 08-20-2003, 10:02 AM   #9
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Oh, just wondering - does Wisconsin have a big Korean population?

http://www.missusa.com/delegates/2003/state/WI.html
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Old 08-20-2003, 10:08 AM   #10
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I don’t like this quote:

“Fritz, I don't mean to be rude, but I have noticed that you are a bit of a cheeky begger. I suspect you get plenty of spankings.” --ljha1 (our female member)

I don’t remember saying that. Oh, and my name is spelled l-u-r-k-e-r, not ljha1


someone is jealous because thats the closest any of us have to come to being flirted with on here.
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Old 08-20-2003, 10:15 AM   #11
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http://www.lazer103.com/

Click events/contests and babe of the month for a local Milwaukee station.

Although.. must have been a REAL slow month on a few of them. . . one of my friends dated the red head Sara...


Now we're talking. Why the "explicit material" warning though? I haven't run across anything yet (I know, a radio station trying to sensationalize something...)
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Old 08-20-2003, 10:16 AM   #12
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That's not flirting -- and it's not jealousy, it's a joke.

Besides, I've gotten a couple lame ones tossed my way. I think Tobias said "hey baby how's it going?" which you know are just magic words to any girl's ears.
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Old 08-20-2003, 10:19 AM   #13
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That's not flirting -- and it's not jealousy, it's a joke.


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Old 08-20-2003, 10:19 AM   #14
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ahem.

"Lurker, you look finer than a new set of snow tires."

"Are you okay? I'm just wondering if you hurt yourself when you fell down from heaven."

"Wow. Great ass!"

Any of those get you going?
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Old 08-20-2003, 10:21 AM   #15
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Beats the homeless guy this morning who told me I was looking nice and had a good smile.

Although if someone really did say the first one to me, I'd probably laugh, so I guess it would work.
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Old 08-20-2003, 10:22 AM   #16
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Old 08-20-2003, 10:22 AM   #17
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I'll keep that in mind the next time I'm trying to be cocky and funny to girls on the internet.
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Old 08-20-2003, 10:24 AM   #18
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It's funny, Passacaglia and I mention being cocky and funny almost every day now in reference to something on tv, or people we know. Or maybe that's just sad.
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Old 08-20-2003, 10:26 AM   #19
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There you go guys, she slipped her boyfriend's name into the conversation!
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Old 08-20-2003, 10:33 AM   #20
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Haha! Maybe I did that without realizing it. That sucks, I gotta learn how to not do that in real life -- takes all the fun out of flirting. Wait, I didn't say that. Ah, whatever, he's not going to read this thread.
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Old 08-20-2003, 10:37 AM   #21
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I always thought mace took all the fun out of flirting
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Old 08-20-2003, 10:39 AM   #22
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Old 08-20-2003, 10:40 AM   #23
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cuervo goes to bondage cracker parties
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Old 08-20-2003, 10:45 AM   #24
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Old 08-20-2003, 10:51 AM   #25
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just get rid of the kleenex quote and I'll be happy

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Old 08-20-2003, 10:51 AM   #26
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dola : I'd rather have the original kleenex Quote : That one is part of FOFC history !
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Old 08-20-2003, 11:49 AM   #27
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Re: I do not like this particular QOTM

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Originally posted by SplitPersonality1


I don't think there are 8 women in the entire state of Wisconsin that wear small panties. Must be a typo.

-KWhit



I think all of us Wisconsinites need to go out and kick KWhit's butt.

Who's with me?

Crappie?



Cool! I only have 2 QOTM and one of them is CONTROVERSIAL! Woohoo!


Speaking of which. I once knew a girl from Wisconsin:

Her mailbox said Home of the Whopper.

When she goes to the movies, she sits next to EVERYONE.

The last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale.

When she goes to a restaurant, she looks at a menu and says, "Okay!"

We had to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

I once pissed her off. I had to take a train and two busses to get back on her good side!



But there are plenty of attractive people in Wisconsin. They're called tourists.









Am I going to get my butt kicked now?
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Old 08-20-2003, 11:49 AM   #28
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I agree with Alf. And the original is so true...
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Old 08-20-2003, 11:51 AM   #29
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Re: Re: I do not like this particular QOTM

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But there are plenty of attractive people in Wisconsin. They're called tourists.


Am I going to get my butt kicked now?


Yes.

There he is boys. Hold 'em down. I'll get the rope.
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Old 08-20-2003, 01:35 PM   #30
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It's funny, Passacaglia and I mention being cocky and funny almost every day now in reference to something on tv, or people we know. Or maybe that's just sad.


I think the real question is if you and Passacaglia say "Harrr!" to each other...
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Old 08-20-2003, 01:41 PM   #31
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Okay, I have no idea what that means.
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Old 08-20-2003, 01:41 PM   #32
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lurker, please stay away from my man Fritz. He is mine!
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Old 08-20-2003, 01:44 PM   #33
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Okay, I have no idea what that means.


For reference:
http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/for...ghlight=harrrr
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Old 08-20-2003, 01:47 PM   #34
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Um, I get the feeling I don't want to look at that at work...
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Old 08-20-2003, 01:51 PM   #35
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It's all text, I don't think you need to worry too much.
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Old 08-20-2003, 01:52 PM   #36
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I'm from Wisconsin and I have no problem with the quote. Anything that keeps guys from other states from coming in and taking all of the hotties from our state is fine with me. Lord knows I don't need anymore competition...
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Old 08-20-2003, 01:57 PM   #37
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Knock Knock

hmmm, this door is open


HELLLO? PIZZA BOY!
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Old 08-20-2003, 02:00 PM   #38
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I'm from Wisconsin and I have no problem with the quote. Anything that keeps guys from other states from coming in and taking all of the hotties from our state is fine with me. Lord knows I don't need anymore competition...


when he says "Hotties" he is talking about a brand of Bratwurst.
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Old 08-20-2003, 02:09 PM   #39
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when he says "Hotties" he is talking about a brand of Bratwurst.


Mmmm....... Bratwurst.

Although I prefer Johnsonville's myself.
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Old 08-20-2003, 02:50 PM   #40
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Mmmm....... Bratwurst.

Although I prefer Johnsonville's myself.


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Old 08-20-2003, 02:59 PM   #41
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Who are you? Charlie Murphy?



SSSSSSSSsshhhhhhhh. You don't want to cause a stampede!
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Old 08-20-2003, 09:48 PM   #42
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This thread could become a classic. Then again, I tend to ruin most threads I post in.

Johnsonville Brats rock.
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Old 08-21-2003, 12:45 PM   #43
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This thread could become a classic. Then again, I tend to ruin most threads I post in.


Thanks a lot Crappie. You've ruined my one chance at FOFC immortality.
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Old 08-21-2003, 09:21 PM   #44
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Hey, you called for me in your initial post!
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Old 08-21-2003, 10:01 PM   #45
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I don’t like this quote:

“Fritz, I don't mean to be rude, but I have noticed that you are a bit of a cheeky begger. I suspect you get plenty of spankings.” --ljha1 (our female member)

I don’t remember saying that. Oh, and my name is spelled l-u-r-k-e-r, not ljha1


lurker, if you happen to see this, ljha1 was a female (sister of KiwiLb57, I think) who was doing research on whether you could tell the gender of a person by the way they posted on internet forums. She posted for a while (50 or so posts) before revealing that she was female. The quote above was to Fritz after she had revealed her identity. I'd post a link, but I'm too damn lazy to search.

So, ljha1 is the correct spelling, and lurker should be known as our ORIGINAL female poster. Well, unless you count that poster of Kirsten Dunst in Cam's bathroom.
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Old 08-22-2003, 03:31 AM   #46
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So, ljha1 is the correct spelling, and lurker should be known as our ORIGINAL female poster. Well, unless you count that poster of Kirsten Dunst in Cam's bathroom.
Have people already forgotten SaintsFan?
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Old 08-22-2003, 11:58 AM   #47
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lurker, if you happen to see this, ljha1 was a female (sister of KiwiLb57, I think) who was doing research on whether you could tell the gender of a person by the way they posted on internet forums. She posted for a while (50 or so posts) before revealing that she was female. The quote above was to Fritz after she had revealed her identity. I'd post a link, but I'm too damn lazy to search.

So, ljha1 is the correct spelling, and lurker should be known as our ORIGINAL female poster. Well, unless you count that poster of Kirsten Dunst in Cam's bathroom.


Yeah, I know. It was a joke.

I actually saw her posts -- I think she only posted in one thread before the great confession. The way to really do it is after a year or two...
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Old 08-22-2003, 03:14 PM   #48
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It's funny, Passacaglia and I mention being cocky and funny almost every day now in reference to something on tv, or people we know. Or maybe that's just sad.


He sounds like a communicable disease.

"Gots me a case of the 'caglias, guv'nuh"

Wow. I really need to eat something. I don't remember writing that quote just a few seconds ago.
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Old 10-18-2003, 09:09 PM   #49
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That's not flirting -- and it's not jealousy, it's a joke.

Besides, I've gotten a couple lame ones tossed my way. I think Tobias said "hey baby how's it going?" which you know are just magic words to any girl's ears.



Why did I bring this up?

Because I had to represent an online macking gone wrong... I meant to say...' Whats shakin' female person...'
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Old 10-18-2003, 10:20 PM   #50
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I'm glad you brought this up, Tobias.

For the record, there is no Kristen Dunst poster in my bathroom. There's not enough room with my wife's Beyonce poster already in there.
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