PING: Alyssa

mrsimperless · 08-21-2003, 12:52 PM

I fully intended to call you after the other night, but things have been kinda crazy here at work and at home lately. I'm glad you liked it when I spanked you. I just hope I wasn't too rough - I took your screams for those of pleasure. Thank you for the compliments afterward, I take pride in pleasing my women. I was wondering however, was it more my cockiness, or my funniness that finally sealed the deal for you after talking with me at that club? Or perhaps a finely balanced combination of the two? You are a dirty little girl. Keep in touch!

The Afoci · 08-21-2003, 12:57 PM

About that, I was really drunk, and since you couldn't tell, I am a man. How could you miss my incredible large throbbing manhood towering 2 inches from my pelvis. My mom said it is average.

Your spanking style is splendid, I wish I was a little school boy and your were my principal.

bbor · 08-21-2003, 01:00 PM

SHould'nt this say Ping:Alan??

Marmel · 08-21-2003, 01:02 PM

*walking in dressed as a principal*

The Afoci · 08-21-2003, 01:04 PM

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Originally posted by Marmel
*walking in dressed as a principal*

That is a man I can love. One who takes control and has a principal outfit on hand.

Marmel · 08-21-2003, 01:47 PM

Like a boy scout, I am always prepared.

Which reminds me, I need to pick up my boy scout outfit up from the dry cleaners. That sure got dirty last time I used it.

The Afoci · 08-21-2003, 02:02 PM

How many times do I have to say I am sorry. It would be impossible for anyone to predict how the donkey would act and lord knows we would have never guessed it would have did what it did. Luckly, I found my watch a week later, but it had me worried for quite some time.

Marmel · 08-21-2003, 02:05 PM

Too bad I am still missing my tamborine.

KevinNU7 · 08-21-2003, 02:12 PM

this thread should be "sticky"-ed

The Afoci · 08-21-2003, 02:18 PM

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Originally posted by Marmel
Too bad I am still missing my tamborine.

I used to love the song Tamborine Man. For obvious reasons, it now makes me shake with fear. I will never forget those screams. Chilling.

mrsimperless · 08-21-2003, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by The Afoci
I used to love the song Tamborine Man. For obvious reasons, it now makes me shake with fear. I will never forget those screams. Chilling.

MMMmmmm, chili....

Franklinnoble · 08-21-2003, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by mrsimperless
MMMmmmm, chili....

Well, if you wanna think it's chili, you go right ahead.

Personally, I've never seen anyone make chili with peanuts in it before.

Marmel · 08-21-2003, 02:38 PM

Could we all just stick to Jif peanut butter and aggresive dogs please. You guy have some weird fetishes.

The Afoci · 08-21-2003, 02:39 PM

Your chili was delicous. The way you rolled the kidney beans across your lips drove me wild. Sorry about the gas I had when you were spanking me. I would tense up and it would just slip out. That wet one came from no where. Kind of embarrassing. I never knew my body didn't digest plastics though. So it was a learning experience.

korme · 08-21-2003, 02:41 PM

I love The Afoci.

The Afoci · 08-21-2003, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marmel
Could we all just stick to Jif peanut butter and aggresive dogs please. You guy have some weird fetishes.

Sometimes Old Faithful just don't blow like she use too.

The Afoci · 08-21-2003, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by Shorty3281
I love The Afoci.

I know what you look like kid, you don't want any of this.

The Afoci · 08-21-2003, 03:36 PM

In the Wake of the short lived thread that was closed, here is my best one.

This one time I was with a 60 year old lady. Well, not really with her, but she wasn't wearing panties and a short skirt so I just snuck up behind her picked her lips off the ground and just went to town. I was in and out before she knew what happened. At least I tell myself that to keep up myself esteem.

mrsimperless · 08-21-2003, 03:38 PM

Yeah, I'm not sure what happened with that other one.

Was it too cocky? Or maybe just not funny? That delicate balance is quite elusive and most difficult to achieve.

Marmel · 08-21-2003, 03:42 PM

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Originally posted by mrsimperless
Yeah, I'm not sure what happened with that other one.

Was it too cocky? Or maybe just not funny? That delicate balance is quite elusive and most difficult to achieve.

Sorry to say, but it just flat out sucked ass.

The Afoci · 08-21-2003, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marmel
Sorry to say, but it just flat out sucked ass.

He was tossing someones salad?

Marmel · 08-21-2003, 03:45 PM

Yes. Skirts up, The Afoci.

The Afoci · 08-21-2003, 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by Marmel
Yes. Skirts up, The Afoci.

If I had a nickel for everytime I heard that.

On a serious note, I have noticed that a majority of my posts have to do with sex with animals or men. Does this make me more or less beautiful to 14 year old Mongolian Monks.

tucker342 · 08-21-2003, 04:02 PM

this thread is wrong on some many levels....

Ben E Lou · 08-21-2003, 04:13 PM

Sheesh. simperless, this is your last warning.

08-21-2003, 12:57 PM	#2
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	About that, I was really drunk, and since you couldn't tell, I am a man. How could you miss my incredible large throbbing manhood towering 2 inches from my pelvis. My mom said it is average. Your spanking style is splendid, I wish I was a little school boy and your were my principal. __________________ I had something.

08-21-2003, 01:00 PM	#3
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	SHould'nt this say Ping:Alan?? __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

08-21-2003, 01:02 PM	#4
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	walking in dressed as a principal __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

08-21-2003, 01:47 PM	#6
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	Like a boy scout, I am always prepared. Which reminds me, I need to pick up my boy scout outfit up from the dry cleaners. That sure got dirty last time I used it. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

08-21-2003, 02:02 PM	#7
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	How many times do I have to say I am sorry. It would be impossible for anyone to predict how the donkey would act and lord knows we would have never guessed it would have did what it did. Luckly, I found my watch a week later, but it had me worried for quite some time. __________________ I had something.

08-21-2003, 02:05 PM	#8
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	Too bad I am still missing my tamborine. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

08-21-2003, 02:12 PM	#9
KevinNU7 College Starter Join Date: May 2003 Location: Beantown	this thread should be "sticky"-ed __________________ Boston Bashers - III.14 - (8347)

08-21-2003, 02:38 PM	#13
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	Could we all just stick to Jif peanut butter and aggresive dogs please. You guy have some weird fetishes. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions." Last edited by Marmel : 08-21-2003 at 02:38 PM.

08-21-2003, 02:39 PM	#14
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Your chili was delicous. The way you rolled the kidney beans across your lips drove me wild. Sorry about the gas I had when you were spanking me. I would tense up and it would just slip out. That wet one came from no where. Kind of embarrassing. I never knew my body didn't digest plastics though. So it was a learning experience. __________________ I had something.

08-21-2003, 02:41 PM	#15
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	I love The Afoci.

08-21-2003, 03:36 PM	#18
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	In the Wake of the short lived thread that was closed, here is my best one. This one time I was with a 60 year old lady. Well, not really with her, but she wasn't wearing panties and a short skirt so I just snuck up behind her picked her lips off the ground and just went to town. I was in and out before she knew what happened. At least I tell myself that to keep up myself esteem. __________________ I had something.

08-21-2003, 03:38 PM	#19
mrsimperless College Prospect Join Date: Apr 2003	Yeah, I'm not sure what happened with that other one. Was it too cocky? Or maybe just not funny? That delicate balance is quite elusive and most difficult to achieve. __________________ "All I know is that smart women are hot. Susan Polgar beat me in 24 moves in a simultaneous exhbition. I slept with the scoresheet under my pillow." Off some dude's web site.

08-21-2003, 03:45 PM	#22
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	Yes. Skirts up, The Afoci. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

08-21-2003, 04:02 PM	#24
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	this thread is wrong on some many levels....

08-21-2003, 04:13 PM	#25
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	Sheesh. simperless, this is your last warning. __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

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