I guess these idiots don't know I get e-mail notification...

Ben E Lou · 08-26-2003, 12:09 PM

...every time a new user registers.

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There is a new user, SkyGod at Front Office Football Central

To view their profile, go here:

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/for...fo&userid=2969

Email Address : [email protected]
Homepage : http://
Birthday : N/A

Biography :
Location :
Interests :
Occupation :
Favorite Football Team :

Marmel · 08-26-2003, 12:11 PM

Should I have not registered with that name?

Ksyrup · 08-26-2003, 12:26 PM

I guess that rules out my alter-ego Solesqueezemic.

mckerney · 08-26-2003, 12:40 PM

Damn. I was hoping you wouldn't notice...

BishopMVP · 08-26-2003, 12:44 PM

I just thought you were dyslexic.

Franklinnoble · 08-26-2003, 01:59 PM

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I guess these idiots don't know I get e-mail notification...

... or that you have a pretty short fuse these days.

The_herd · 08-26-2003, 02:02 PM

Why is skydog the Sofa King?

Ben E Lou · 08-26-2003, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by Franklinnoble
... or that you have a pretty short fuse these days.

Wrong wording. "Fuse" would indicate that I have gotten angry. I was laughing when I banned both skippy and happy. I found both situations quite humorous actually.

Marmel · 08-26-2003, 02:16 PM

What about that simperless thread you locked for no reason?

JonInMiddleGA · 08-26-2003, 02:16 PM

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Originally posted by SkyDog I was laughing when I banned both skippy and happy.

Me too. Only five more dwarves to go

Franklinnoble · 08-26-2003, 02:18 PM

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Originally posted by SkyDog
Wrong wording. "Fuse" would indicate that I have gotten angry. I was laughing when I banned both skippy and happy. I found both situations quite humorous actually.

So why not just put them in the penalty box? I mean, yeah, they were annoying, but so are my kids... I don't just kick them outta the house forever.

GrantDawg · 08-26-2003, 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by JonInMiddleGA
Me too. Only five more dwarves to go

Hey! I'm not that short!

Ben E Lou · 08-26-2003, 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by Franklinnoble
So why not just put them in the penalty box? I mean, yeah, they were annoying, but so are my kids... I don't just kick them outta the house forever.

Your kids have hope of straightening themselves out one day.

JeeberD · 08-26-2003, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by Franklinnoble
So why not just put them in the penalty box? I mean, yeah, they were annoying, but so are my kids... I don't just kick them outta the house forever.

I'm pretty sure that they both had Penalty Box time before, and it obviously didn't change them for the better....

GrantDawg · 08-26-2003, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by Franklinnoble
So why not just put them in the penalty box? I mean, yeah, they were annoying, but so are my kids... I don't just kick them outta the house forever.

Because this isn't there house and Skydog isn't their "daddy," nor should he be. If given multiple opportunities to redeem themselves and they over and over again prove they cannot stop trolling, then they should be gone. Period.

cuervo72 · 08-26-2003, 02:23 PM

Yes, but if there's nothing like a banning to brighten up the day, why not allow them back to be able to re-ban them every now and then?

Bee · 08-26-2003, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by cuervo72
Yes, but if there's nothing like a banning to brighten up the day, why not allow them back to be able to re-ban them every now and then?

Didn't we do that with skippy?

Ben E Lou · 08-26-2003, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by cuervo72
Yes, but if there's nothing like a banning to brighten up the day, why not allow them back to be able to re-ban them every now and then?

Actually I told mrskippy that if he wants to come talk to me in six months, I'd consider letting him back on.

Bee · 08-26-2003, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by SkyDog
Actually I told mrskippy that if he wants to come talk to me in six months, I'd consider letting him back on.

heh...sounds like we're going to do it again as well.

WussGawd · 08-26-2003, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by SkyDog
Your kids have hope of straightening themselves out one day.

Or maybe not...

Alan T · 08-26-2003, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by JonInMiddleGA
Me too. Only five more dwarves to go

Shorty never did anything that wrong..

Don't hate him just because he is 8!

Silver Owl · 08-26-2003, 02:53 PM

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Originally posted by GrantDawg
Because this isn't there house and Skydog isn't their "daddy," nor should he be. If given multiple opportunities to redeem themselves and they over and over again prove they cannot stop trolling, then they should be gone. Period.

Skydog, will you be my daddy?

Ksyrup · 08-26-2003, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by SkyDog
Actually I told mrskippy that if he wants to come talk to me in six months, I'd consider letting him back on.

Great. Mrskippy, the "Pete Rose of FOFC."

Ben E Lou · 08-26-2003, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by Silver Owl
Skydog, will you be my daddy?

SkyDog: If you want to post messages on this board, Silver Owl, you answer me when I ask you, "Who is your daddy?" Who's your daddy, Silver Owl?

Silver Owl: You.

SkyDog: And is this your message board, or your daddy's?

Silver Owl: Yours.

Bee · 08-26-2003, 03:27 PM

Does this mean SkyDog gets to sleep with Silver Owl's mom?

Bonegavel · 08-26-2003, 03:34 PM

Mrs. Kippy was banned already? Man am I slow.

Ksyrup · 08-26-2003, 03:39 PM

Maybe we should have sticky thread that summarizes all of the disciplinary actions taken at FOFC....

Nah. I'll quit while I'm ahead.

Swaggs · 08-26-2003, 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by JonInMiddleGA
Me too. Only five more dwarves to go

Don't forget that we already lost Cocky and Funny, too.

JonInMiddleGA · 08-26-2003, 03:51 PM

Thanks Swaggs, that makes four down & three to go

Bonegavel · 08-26-2003, 03:56 PM

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Originally posted by Ksyrup
Great. Mrskippy, the "Pete Rose of FOFC."

I believe your analogy is flawed. I'm no baseball fan, but wasn't Rose good?

vtbub · 08-26-2003, 04:00 PM

Rose would be more like Horns, Skippy is like Deion.

Franklinnoble · 08-26-2003, 04:04 PM

Be careful Franklin. I've been told that some of the things that are linked to on here can cause some work systems to that FOFC is a porn-related site. We DEFINITELY don't need to link to sites that over-the-top.

--Ben

Swaggs · 08-26-2003, 04:08 PM

"not work safe" is like saying mrs kippy was "a little annoying."

I will be having nightmares for several years, well into the future now. Thanks Franklin.

Ksyrup · 08-26-2003, 04:19 PM

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Originally posted by BoneGavel
I believe your analogy is flawed. I'm no baseball fan, but wasn't Rose good?

Yeah, I know. I was referring to the "lifetime ban but you can come back later" thing.

Franklinnoble · 08-26-2003, 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by Franklinnoble
Be careful Franklin. I've been told that some of the things that are linked to on here can cause some work systems to that FOFC is a porn-related site. We DEFINITELY don't need to link to sites that over-the-top.

--Ben

Sorry 'bout that. Anybody who's morbidly curious about what they missed here, just google "dwarf sex" and have at it.

Alan T · 08-26-2003, 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by Franklinnoble
Sorry 'bout that. Anybody who's morbidly curious about what they missed here, just google "dwarf sex" and have at it.

I'll pass. thanks though!

Ryan S · 08-26-2003, 07:31 PM

Way back when we banned Happy and the other one (whose name escapes me) I was getting 5 or 6 losers like this registering a day.

It became routine for me to check the IP of every new user and ban about half of them. Sometimes they were subtle, but sometimes they made it really obvious with nicknames like

BanBlackadar
BanBlackadar2
BanBlackadar3
BanBlackadar4
BanBlackadar5
BanBlackadar6
BanBlackadar7

And so on.....

My favorite might have been "ReichMinisterRyanS".

kcchief19 · 08-26-2003, 11:00 PM

You know, we have a sko_dog, a SkewedDog and a SkyPig registered, but whatever happend to SkyDong? That was my favorite fake SkyDog name.

kcchief19 · 08-26-2003, 11:05 PM

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/ubb...c&f=1&t=013021

Blackadar · 08-27-2003, 06:22 AM

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Originally posted by Ryan S

BanBlackadar
BanBlackadar2
BanBlackadar3
BanBlackadar4
BanBlackadar5
BanBlackadar6
BanBlackadar7

Nice to know I still have my fan club.

Samdari · 08-27-2003, 07:50 AM

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Originally posted by Franklinnoble
"dwarf sex"

Shorty got laid?????

Wow, congrats man, there is nothing like your first.

I still remember my first... what was her name???

cuervo72 · 08-27-2003, 07:57 AM

Gee, "MrSkippey" lasted long

sterlingice · 08-27-2003, 07:59 AM

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Originally posted by Swaggs
Don't forget that we already lost Cocky and Funny, too.

Can Puzzle-y, Curmudgeonly, and Tentaculary be far behind?

SI

Ben E Lou · 02-11-2006, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Ryan S

Way back when we banned Happy and the other one (whose name escapes me) I was getting 5 or 6 losers like this registering a day.

It became routine for me to check the IP of every new user and ban about half of them. Sometimes they were subtle, but sometimes they made it really obvious with nicknames like

BanBlackadar
BanBlackadar2
BanBlackadar3
BanBlackadar4
BanBlackadar5
BanBlackadar6
BanBlackadar7

And so on.....

My favorite might have been "ReichMinisterRyanS".

I kind of miss the chuckles I used to get out of accounts like these.

Fidatelo · 02-12-2006, 10:05 AM

I'd like to reserve the right to create the SkyDork account on my way out of here one day.

JeeberD · 02-12-2006, 03:57 PM

Just as long as you let me have "SkyDick"...

twothree · 02-12-2006, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SkyDog

Email Address : [email protected]

Did anyone else read this as "sofa king lame" at first instead of "so faking lame"? Or was that just me?

JeeberD · 02-12-2006, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by The_herd

Why is skydog the Sofa King?

twothree · 02-12-2006, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Thanks, I must have missed that reply. Glad to know I wasn't the only one.

kcchief19 · 02-12-2006, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by twothree

Thanks, I must have missed that reply. Glad to know I wasn't the only one.

You're just showing off your edit button, aren't you?

08-26-2003, 12:11 PM	#2
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	Should I have not registered with that name? __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

08-26-2003, 12:26 PM	#3
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I guess that rules out my alter-ego Solesqueezemic. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-26-2003, 12:44 PM	#5
BishopMVP Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Concord, MA/UMass	I just thought you were dyslexic. Last edited by BishopMVP : 08-26-2003 at 12:45 PM.

08-26-2003, 02:02 PM	#7
The_herd College Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Fort Lackland, Texas (San Antonio)	Why is skydog the Sofa King? __________________ Oakland Raiders: HFL's 1970 AC West Champs Last edited by The_herd : 08-26-2003 at 02:02 PM.

08-26-2003, 02:16 PM	#9
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	What about that simperless thread you locked for no reason? __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

08-26-2003, 12:40 PM	#4
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Damn. I was hoping you wouldn't notice...

08-26-2003, 02:23 PM	#16
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Yes, but if there's nothing like a banning to brighten up the day, why not allow them back to be able to re-ban them every now and then? __________________ null

08-26-2003, 03:27 PM	#25
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	Does this mean SkyDog gets to sleep with Silver Owl's mom?

08-26-2003, 03:34 PM	#26
Bonegavel Awaiting Further Instructions... Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Macungie, PA	Mrs. Kippy was banned already? Man am I slow. __________________

08-26-2003, 03:39 PM	#27
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Maybe we should have sticky thread that summarizes all of the disciplinary actions taken at FOFC.... Nah. I'll quit while I'm ahead. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-26-2003, 03:51 PM	#29
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Thanks Swaggs, that makes four down & three to go __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

08-26-2003, 04:00 PM	#31
vtbub College Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burlington, VT USA	Rose would be more like Horns, Skippy is like Deion. __________________

08-26-2003, 04:04 PM	#32
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Be careful Franklin. I've been told that some of the things that are linked to on here can cause some work systems to that FOFC is a porn-related site. We DEFINITELY don't need to link to sites that over-the-top. --Ben Last edited by Ben E Lou : 08-26-2003 at 04:09 PM.

08-26-2003, 04:08 PM	#33
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	"not work safe" is like saying mrs kippy was "a little annoying." I will be having nightmares for several years, well into the future now. Thanks Franklin. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

08-26-2003, 07:31 PM	#37
Ryan S Quarterback Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: London, England	Way back when we banned Happy and the other one (whose name escapes me) I was getting 5 or 6 losers like this registering a day. It became routine for me to check the IP of every new user and ban about half of them. Sometimes they were subtle, but sometimes they made it really obvious with nicknames like BanBlackadar BanBlackadar2 BanBlackadar3 BanBlackadar4 BanBlackadar5 BanBlackadar6 BanBlackadar7 And so on..... My favorite might have been "ReichMinisterRyanS".

08-26-2003, 11:00 PM	#38
kcchief19 Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO	You know, we have a sko_dog, a SkewedDog and a SkyPig registered, but whatever happend to SkyDong? That was my favorite fake SkyDog name.

08-26-2003, 11:05 PM	#39
kcchief19 Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO	http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/ubb...c&f=1&t=013021

08-27-2003, 07:57 AM	#42
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Gee, "MrSkippey" lasted long __________________ null

02-12-2006, 10:05 AM	#45
Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	I'd like to reserve the right to create the SkyDork account on my way out of here one day. __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

02-12-2006, 03:57 PM	#46
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Just as long as you let me have "SkyDick"... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

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