My wife cracks me up...

Ben E Lou · 08-28-2003, 10:02 AM

OK, so one of the kids who SWMBO and I were close to has gone off to college this fall (Actually it is the girl who took several of the photos for my CD, Sarah). Sarah was trying to send an e-mail to Jen and me updating us on what is going on with her as classes are about to start, but the e-mail wouldn't go through to Jen's address for some reason, so she sent it to just me this morning to be forwarded to Jen. It was a very long e-mail, updating us on everything from her impression of her roommates, her excitement about finding a good church, her major, her classes, her excitement about a new relationship with a guy, etc. etc. etc. You get the point, this is a girl we care about a lot, and it was WONDERFUL to read all the news. One thing was somewhat, errrrr, *disturbing*, though. Here's the relevant portion of the e-mail:

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I am taking this animal science class and for the lab we are going to be working with all these cows and horses and sheep and I don't know how well I am going to handle that!!! They smell and drool and pee everywhere!!! Uck!!!! Worst of all, I am going to have to stick my hand up a cow's butt!!! GROOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not too excited about that!!! Icky!!!

Jen had an out-of-the-office appointment this morning, and she just got to the office a few minutes ago. I just received the following e-mail from her. Here it is in its entirety:

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Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 9:15 AM
To: Ben Lewis
Subject: Re: FW: update...

The first thought after reading Sarah's email is that my guess is the cow will dislike that whole experience a lot more than Sarah.

thesloppy · 08-28-2003, 10:25 AM

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Originally posted by SkyDog
I am taking this animal science class and for the lab we are going to be working with all these cows and horses and sheep and I don't know how well I am going to handle that!!! They smell and drool and pee everywhere!!! Uck!!!! Worst of all, I am going to have to stick my hand up a cow's butt!!! GROOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not too excited about that!!! Icky!!!

Please pass along this bit of knowledge that it took me three long years to learn:

You can get shoulder deep, but you're still not going to find any butter.

Franklinnoble · 08-28-2003, 10:30 AM

Oh, come on... every cow likes a good prostate massage now and then.

Ksyrup · 08-28-2003, 10:46 AM

Mooooon River....

For all the Fletch fans out there.

cuervo72 · 08-28-2003, 10:52 AM

Ever serve time, doc?

KWhit · 08-28-2003, 11:02 AM

You using the whole fist there doc?

Buzzbee · 08-28-2003, 11:12 AM

SD - I'm guessing Berry College in Rome. Am I right?

Ben E Lou · 08-28-2003, 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by Buzzbee
SD - I'm guessing Berry College in Rome. Am I right?

Correct. Are they famous for having students stick their hand up cows' butts??????

Buzzbee · 08-28-2003, 11:45 AM

Nah, I had a friend in High School who wanted to be a vet. She went to Berry for her undergrad, UGA for Vet school. I talked to her a few times while she was at Berry and she told me about her animal science class. That's one of those things that just kinda sticks with ya.

Actually, several people from my high school and youth group at church went to Berry, so I'm somewhat familiar with it.

Ksyrup · 08-28-2003, 11:50 AM

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Originally posted by Buzzbee
That's one of those things that just kinda sticks with ya.

I bet it sticks with the cow a lot longer.

Marmel · 08-28-2003, 11:51 AM

*purchasing a cow suit and heading down to Berry.*

Ksyrup · 08-28-2003, 11:54 AM

But you get to be the head, I get to be the end.

Alan T · 08-28-2003, 11:55 AM

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Originally posted by Buzzbee
Nah, I had a friend in High School who wanted to be a vet. She went to Berry for her undergrad, UGA for Vet school. I talked to her a few times while she was at Berry and she told me about her animal science class. That's one of those things that just kinda sticks with ya.

Actually, several people from my high school and youth group at church went to Berry, so I'm somewhat familiar with it.

That was the night time entertainment at Berry.. going over to the farms and going cowtipping... Anyhows one of the things about Berry college (other than how pretty of a college it is building wise) is the fact there is a huge cow farm right in the middle of it..

Marmel · 08-28-2003, 11:55 AM

Damn! What fun is the head?

Buzzbee · 08-28-2003, 11:56 AM

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Originally posted by Ksyrup
But you get to be the head, I get to be the end.

So your saying you WANT someone to shove their fist up your butt? Oh, wait. I know. You want them to pull out that trout in your rectum.

Fritz · 08-28-2003, 11:58 AM

she cracks me up too. every time she says "I think my husband is home" I jump out the window with no pants on. Oh, your neighbors have had a good chuckle at that one on several occasions.

Ksyrup · 08-28-2003, 12:07 PM

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Originally posted by Buzzbee
So your saying you WANT someone to shove their fist up your butt? Oh, wait. I know. You want them to pull out that trout in your rectum.

What fun would it be otherwise?

scooper · 08-28-2003, 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by thesloppy
Please pass along this bit of knowledge that it took me three long years to learn:

You can get shoulder deep, but you're still not going to find any butter.

No wonder they call you thesloppy.

GrantDawg · 08-28-2003, 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by Alan T
That was the night time entertainment at Berry.. going over to the farms and going cowtipping... Anyhows one of the things about Berry college (other than how pretty of a college it is building wise) is the fact there is a huge cow farm right in the middle of it..

Your not kidding how beautiful it is. Nicest campus I've ever seen.

Franklinnoble · 08-28-2003, 02:50 PM

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Originally posted by GrantDawg
Your not kidding how beautiful it is. Nicest campus I've ever seen.

GrantDawg thinks cows are sexy...

Buzzbee · 08-28-2003, 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by Franklinnoble
GrantDawg thinks cows are sexy...

Of course. He's a UGA fan!!

Alan T · 08-28-2003, 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by GrantDawg
Your not kidding how beautiful it is. Nicest campus I've ever seen.

For those that have not seen it, parts of Remember the Titans was filmed at berry College (The pretty campus they stayed at for a while.)

On a slight tangent, other parts of that movie was filmed at my old rival highschool's football field (Sprayberry HS) in marietta.

Ben E Lou · 08-28-2003, 03:23 PM

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Originally posted by Alan T
For those that have not seen it, parts of Remember the Titans was filmed at berry College (The pretty campus they stayed at for a while.)

On a slight tangent, other parts of that movie was filmed at my old rival highschool's football field (Sprayberry HS) in marietta.

...and the outside-of-the-school shots (like the parent protests) were fimed at Druid Hills High School, right near me.

Buzzbee · 08-28-2003, 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by Alan T
For those that have not seen it, parts of Remember the Titans was filmed at berry College (The pretty campus they stayed at for a while.)

On a slight tangent, other parts of that movie was filmed at my old rival highschool's football field (Sprayberry HS) in marietta.

Lassiter? Walton? I'm a Campbell grad myself.

sterlingice · 08-28-2003, 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by Ksyrup
Mooooon River....

For all the Fletch fans out there.

Good stuff

SI

Franklinnoble · 08-28-2003, 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by SkyDog
...and the outside-of-the-school shots (like the parent protests) were fimed at Druid Hills High School, right near me.

... and the naked teenaged boys shower scenes were filmed, eh, nevermind...

sterlingice · 08-28-2003, 04:03 PM

Where there's a story about an animal rectum, The Afoci and Marmel can't be far behind.

SI

Buzzbee · 08-28-2003, 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by sterlingice
Where there's a story about an animal rectum, The Afoci and Marmel can't be far behind.

SI

Literally!!

Alan T · 08-28-2003, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by Buzzbee
Lassiter? Walton? I'm a Campbell grad myself.

Lassiter HS grad. When I go back to visit family though, I see all these new schools opened in the area, I am guessing Lassiter - Sprayberry might be less of a big deal now than it was back then.

Buzzbee · 08-28-2003, 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by Alan T
Lassiter HS grad. When I go back to visit family though, I see all these new schools opened in the area, I am guessing Lassiter - Sprayberry might be less of a big deal now than it was back then.

Yeah, I remember when Lassiter opened. At the time I was stunned that they were building another high school right down the road from Sprayberry. It seemed silly to me. Now I think they've added (or are adding) another one in that same area. Meanwhile, down in south Cobb, they closed Wills and merged it with Campbell. There went OUR rivalry.

I imagine the Lassiter-Sprayberry rivalry is still there just because they are so close, but probably not as much as when Lassiter first opened. Sprayberry hasn't been as competitive as they used to be, I don't think.

Solecismic · 08-28-2003, 08:16 PM

I just noticed this item appears right above "Poker Feedback" in the forum right now (or did, before this post).

Brings new meaning to the term "Texas Hold 'em," doesn't it?

Ben E Lou · 08-28-2003, 08:23 PM

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Originally posted by Solecismic
I just noticed this item appears right above "Poker Feedback" in the forum right now (or did, before this post).

Brings new meaning to the term "Texas Hold 'em," doesn't it?

Ouch!!!

08-28-2003, 10:46 AM	#4
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Mooooon River.... For all the Fletch fans out there. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-28-2003, 10:52 AM	#5
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Ever serve time, doc? __________________ null

08-28-2003, 11:12 AM	#7
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08-28-2003, 11:45 AM	#9
Buzzbee College Starter Join Date: Jun 2002	Nah, I had a friend in High School who wanted to be a vet. She went to Berry for her undergrad, UGA for Vet school. I talked to her a few times while she was at Berry and she told me about her animal science class. That's one of those things that just kinda sticks with ya. Actually, several people from my high school and youth group at church went to Berry, so I'm somewhat familiar with it. __________________ Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

08-28-2003, 11:51 AM	#11
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	purchasing a cow suit and heading down to Berry. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

08-28-2003, 10:30 AM	#3
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Oh, come on... every cow likes a good prostate massage now and then.

08-28-2003, 11:02 AM	#6
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	You using the whole fist there doc?

08-28-2003, 11:54 AM	#12
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	But you get to be the head, I get to be the end. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-28-2003, 11:55 AM	#14
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	Damn! What fun is the head? __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

08-28-2003, 11:58 AM	#16
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	she cracks me up too. every time she says "I think my husband is home" I jump out the window with no pants on. Oh, your neighbors have had a good chuckle at that one on several occasions. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

08-28-2003, 04:03 PM	#27
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Where there's a story about an animal rectum, The Afoci and Marmel can't be far behind. SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

08-28-2003, 08:16 PM	#31
Solecismic Solecismic Software Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Canton, OH	I just noticed this item appears right above "Poker Feedback" in the forum right now (or did, before this post). Brings new meaning to the term "Texas Hold 'em," doesn't it? Last edited by Solecismic : 08-28-2003 at 08:16 PM.

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