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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Catonsville, MD
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My Assbone Hurts
No seriously it does. Recently, after I sit for a while, the bone starts to send messages to my brain telling me to stand up. It hurts badly. This never used to happen.
Is assbone hurting a sign of age? Will my assbone get better? Or do I have cancer of the assbone? -Anxiety
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09-02-2003, 02:05 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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Have you had a good BM yet today?
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09-02-2003, 02:06 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Cyberspace
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Theres an obvious joke about a trout and a rectum, but really... its just too easy.
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09-02-2003, 02:06 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Covington, Ga.
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TMI. TMI.
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09-02-2003, 02:08 PM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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again with the "turbo massaging indexfinger"
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09-02-2003, 02:12 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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Try one of those newfangled coffee enemas.
Seriously... how old are you? Might not hurt to get your prostate checked... either that, or you've got hemorrhoids. |
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09-02-2003, 02:54 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Moorhead
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Sorry, I was out of lub and used butter. Didn't think you would notice. I don't recall hemorrhoids, but you might want to check anyway.
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09-02-2003, 03:05 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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*looks in an antomy textbook*
Nope, sorry. I don't see an "assbone" here. |
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09-02-2003, 03:08 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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I'm quoting myself out of context... just because, upon further review, it looks funnier this way... |
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09-02-2003, 03:12 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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Try coccyx.
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09-02-2003, 03:13 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA
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Didn't happen to have a review at work recently?
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09-02-2003, 03:56 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Re: My Assbone Hurts
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That's what happens when you hang out with Fritz and Marm...
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09-02-2003, 07:59 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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I cracked my tailbone when I was in 7th grade. It felt a lot like what you're going through. There's nothing you can do about it (you certainly can't put your ass in a cast). Just have to grin and bear it for awhile.
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09-02-2003, 08:39 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!
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Re: My Assbone Hurts
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Maybe your body is telling you to get your ass out of your chair and do some work for once  |
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