You Stupid Son-of-a-Bitch

thealmighty · 09-24-2003, 12:24 AM

This was my youth pull for the week.

I thought, well, I can sell him for enough to cover my expenses, no problem, so I put him up for sale.

Then, I saw... He is a CLOWN and I do not have one. Fuck me raw.

SO, how much do clowns go for...enough to sell him anyway, or do I bid on him myself no matter what? How much will it cost me to do that, just 5% since he is my youth squad player, or what?

Paul Spann (16676462)
19 years, passable form, healthy
A popular guy who is tranquil and upright.
Has disastrous experience and solid leadership abilities.

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 37 000 US$
Wage: 700 US$/week
Owner: Fear of God
Warnings: 0

Stamina: inadequate Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: inadequate Passing: inadequate
Winger: weak Defending: weak
Scoring: weak Set Pieces: inadequate

MacroGuru · 09-24-2003, 12:41 AM

I thought you were talkin to me, and the first thing that popped into my head was...

How the hell does he know my mother.....

Alf · 09-24-2003, 02:36 AM

Advertise him. He should sell for $40K at least.

Alf · 09-24-2003, 02:51 AM

ville warriors (57256) from England posted in Global Conf that he was looking for a clown. You could contact him.

Nyarlahotep · 09-24-2003, 06:59 AM

I wouldn't risk a fine to avoid having to look for a clown. Don't people advertise them in the ad section?

albionmoonlight · 09-24-2003, 12:08 PM

I just bid on him.

thealmighty · 09-24-2003, 12:27 PM

If he doesn't go for much, I'll bid to take him back myself, since I could sell the semi-clown foreigner I have now, get a full clown, and save the 20% extra I am paying the other guy.

vex · 09-24-2003, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by albionmoonlight
I just bid on him.

I have outbid you, you vagrant!

Franklinnoble · 09-24-2003, 12:59 PM

Looks like you don't need to advertise anywhere else but here...

09-24-2003, 12:41 AM	#2
MacroGuru Coordinator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Utah	I thought you were talkin to me, and the first thing that popped into my head was... How the hell does he know my mother..... __________________ "forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future"

09-24-2003, 02:36 AM	#3
Alf Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Rennes, France	Advertise him. He should sell for $40K at least. __________________ FOFL - GML - IHOF - FranceStats

09-24-2003, 02:51 AM	#4
Alf Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Rennes, France	ville warriors (57256) from England posted in Global Conf that he was looking for a clown. You could contact him. __________________ FOFL - GML - IHOF - FranceStats

09-24-2003, 12:27 PM	#7
thealmighty Pro Starter Join Date: May 2003 Location: heaven	If he doesn't go for much, I'll bid to take him back myself, since I could sell the semi-clown foreigner I have now, get a full clown, and save the 20% extra I am paying the other guy. __________________ Check out The Unofficial FOFC Movie Guide Here

09-24-2003, 06:59 AM	#5
Nyarlahotep College Benchwarmer Join Date: Mar 2003	I wouldn't risk a fine to avoid having to look for a clown. Don't people advertise them in the ad section?

09-24-2003, 12:08 PM	#6
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	I just bid on him.

09-24-2003, 12:59 PM	#9
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Looks like you don't need to advertise anywhere else but here...

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