FOF/Forum Haiku

Fritz · 04-11-2001, 08:36 PM

Thought it would be a semi on topic thread.

Any Haiku form can be used.

1 haiku per post.
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TCY I wait
for now OOTP3 will have to do
Soon I will play

FishFan · 04-11-2001, 08:49 PM

Fritz, you stupid ass.
Why don't you go chase the cat.
This is one gay thread!

Ctown-Fan · 04-11-2001, 08:57 PM

Read-Reply Fail
In my set-up of mail
Outlook really stinks!

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FOF Central: Come for the moonshine, stay for the cowtipping.

Ok so that wasn't really an fof hiaku, but it does contain a secret message

[This message has been edited by Ctown-Fan (edited 04-11-2001).]

Ctown-Fan · 04-11-2001, 09:08 PM

FOF I love
but I shall soon have a game
without Dean Houston

Ok, so I can't get the Haiku link to work

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FOF Central: Come for the moonshine, stay for the cowtipping.

Fritz · 04-11-2001, 09:24 PM

FishFan you suck
You really really really suck
no like, no post

Fritz · 04-11-2001, 09:25 PM

dola, dola dola dola dola
dola dola, dola dola, dola dola dola
dola dola dola dola, dola

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Her mind was fancy, and her car was bitchin'

Carligula · 04-11-2001, 09:27 PM

The size of Texas,
sausage, mushrooms, and jack cheese.
The perfect calzone.

STK · 04-11-2001, 09:35 PM

Ctown so pretty
nobody will ever know why
sexy boys must die

Grunion · 04-11-2001, 09:51 PM

My brain is rotting
No OT puzzles to solve
Where has QuikSand gone?

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Those who don't learn history are doomed to repeat it.

NoMyths · 04-11-2001, 10:09 PM

Why have these posters
poorly attempted my art?
Someone has to die.

Morgado · 04-11-2001, 10:26 PM

TCY
FOF
Pure again

RBwaBD · 04-12-2001, 12:59 AM

wide right
gracious fall unended
january chill

ez · 04-12-2001, 01:05 AM

does anybody remember the one alec baldwin's character came up with in miami blues?

breaking, entering
-------(?)
finding a big gun(?)

Buddy Grant · 04-12-2001, 01:27 AM

Someone set us up the bomb
We get signal
Main screen turn on

Julio Riddols · 04-12-2001, 08:05 AM

hey, I like haiku.
If you don't like haiku too,
then I say screw you.

GuySmiley · 04-12-2001, 08:09 AM

Alyssa Milano
Anna Kournikova, Christina Aguliera
Britney Spears

BucDawg40 · 04-12-2001, 08:25 AM

EA lied to Jim,
Solecismic will fight back.
Rise: The College Years!

Fritz · 04-12-2001, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Allosaurus:
The Cookie Monster Haiku:

hahahahahahahahaha
Mick Jagger big smiley

Wilzone · 04-12-2001, 08:50 AM

C-town is a stud,
3-Elle is a lucky girl:
Too bad she is fake.

3ric · 04-12-2001, 08:55 AM

Simms dropping back
Into collapsing pockets
Fullback in motion

Pads collide, bend
Yellow flags in the air
Turf colors in red

FishFan · 04-12-2001, 09:49 AM

3ric, are you dumb?
Go back and read the damn rules.
One Haiku per post.

CubsFan915 · 04-12-2001, 10:36 AM

Haiku format is five
Syllables first line, seven,
Next, five last, you guys

Hey, I'm educational, too!

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Speaking as a Cubs fan, let me be the first to say...

WAIT TIL NEXT YEAR!

CubsFan915 · 04-12-2001, 10:38 AM

What a weak idea
For a post during slow time.
We need T C Y!

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Speaking as a Cubs fan, let me be the first to say...

WAIT TIL NEXT YEAR!

3ric · 04-12-2001, 10:56 AM

Hey, no need to get harsh, Fish. Rules limit the imagination, but I'm sorry if by unintentionally breaking them, I caused you to call me dumb.

If it was a joke on my part, please use a smiley to let me know.

Here's another haiku:

Darkness in the night
Sleeping safely in their beds
Sacking QBs on FOF

04-12-2001, 11:02 AM

That was Fishfans Haiku, I got a kick out of putting it in that form.

ez - great movie, cant remember the line though...we used to sit around and drink beers like that dude, grabbing the top of the bottleneck and quick turns to the trap.

heybrad · 04-12-2001, 11:04 AM

Hey people Brad here
Hey Fishfan, The Royal One
Where is my calzone?

FishFan · 04-12-2001, 11:09 AM

Just joking, 3ric.
Should have used a cool smiley.

I don't mean no harm.

3ric · 04-12-2001, 11:12 AM

(whew)

Thanks Fish!

Celeval · 04-12-2001, 11:18 AM

Front Office Football.
Incredible game, but still
We all post OT.

Fritz · 04-12-2001, 11:19 AM

You can be a mean guy Fish.

I look forward to almost whooping your ass in FOBL.

Daimyo · 04-12-2001, 11:24 AM

No puzzles left for us
At sixteen less posts per day
Quiksand departed

[This message has been edited by Daimyo (edited 04-12-2001).]

Daimyo · 04-12-2001, 11:30 AM

letters out of place
my intelligence in doubt
once more I edit

Daimyo · 04-12-2001, 11:54 AM

stillness envelops
no more thoughts enter this page
a thread dies in peace

ibdb · 04-12-2001, 12:04 PM

A thread dies in peace?
Not if it's an OT one.
Please, Please Jim, save us!

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Proudly lowering the curve in fantasy leagues across America

ibdb · 04-12-2001, 12:10 PM

Three posts in a row?
Must be a slow day, Daimyo.
Lucky you have us!

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Proudly lowering the curve in fantasy leagues across America

FishFan · 04-12-2001, 12:34 PM

But, unlike 3ric,
Daimyo follows all the rules.
One haiku per post.

Daimyo · 04-12-2001, 01:04 PM

little work to do
boredom overtakes my mind
post a fourth haiku

ibdb · 04-12-2001, 01:53 PM

Patiently waiting
Anticipation building
TCY in June?

ibdb · 04-12-2001, 01:58 PM

Briefly here and gone
No trace of him can be found
Adios mullett.

ibdb · 04-12-2001, 01:59 PM

Get much done today?
Wrote some TCY haiku.
Yes, a real slow day.

heybrad · 04-12-2001, 02:34 PM

Long Beach Tidalwaves
First FOBL Winner
I guarantee it!

GuySmiley · 04-12-2001, 02:43 PM

Living with In-Laws
This is a good thread because
Fritz said clitoris

TheDawgsAreOut · 04-12-2001, 02:56 PM

Why am I writing
Instead of doing homework?
Because I'm a fool.

TheDawgsAreOut · 04-12-2001, 03:00 PM

No respect, no pay
Always getting criticized
Wildfire ST coach

Julio Riddols · 04-12-2001, 03:20 PM

I have a monkey
I'll teach it to urinate
on my enemies.

Julio Riddols · 04-12-2001, 03:24 PM

On Hell Atlantic
Should we be happy at all
he's back to hating?

I vote yes to the old HA. Kudos to you and your disrespectful quips. Live on, man.

Anti-peace.

TheDawgsAreOut · 04-12-2001, 03:50 PM

Julio Riddols
washed-up ex-Wildfire qb
needs to get a job

huve · 04-12-2001, 04:12 PM

i like her for
who she isn't,she gives head
in my bedroom

huve

04-12-2001, 04:19 PM

For heybrad:

Chance, there is not one
FOBL is all mine
Monarchs reign supreme

Daimyo · 04-12-2001, 04:22 PM

TRO: I think you're mixing two different poetic traditions... Haiku and Yoda

04-11-2001, 08:57 PM	#3
Ctown-Fan High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2000	Read-Reply Fail In my set-up of mail Outlook really stinks! ------------------ FOF Central: Come for the moonshine, stay for the cowtipping. Ok so that wasn't really an fof hiaku, but it does contain a secret message [This message has been edited by Ctown-Fan (edited 04-11-2001).] __________________ I used to be a grizzled veteran!

04-11-2001, 09:08 PM	#4
Ctown-Fan High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2000	FOF I love but I shall soon have a game without Dean Houston Ok, so I can't get the Haiku link to work ------------------ FOF Central: Come for the moonshine, stay for the cowtipping. __________________ I used to be a grizzled veteran!

04-11-2001, 09:24 PM	#5
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	FishFan you suck You really really really suck no like, no post __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

04-11-2001, 09:25 PM	#6
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	dola, dola dola dola dola dola dola, dola dola, dola dola dola dola dola dola dola, dola ------------------ Her mind was fancy, and her car was bitchin' __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

04-11-2001, 09:51 PM	#9
Grunion Mascot Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Richmond, VA	My brain is rotting No OT puzzles to solve Where has QuikSand gone? ------------------ Those who don't learn history are doomed to repeat it. __________________ Those who don't learn history are doomed to repeat it.

04-11-2001, 08:49 PM	#2
FishFan College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Indianapolis, IN, USA	Fritz, you stupid ass. Why don't you go chase the cat. This is one gay thread!

04-11-2001, 09:27 PM	#7
Carligula H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Oakland, CA	The size of Texas, sausage, mushrooms, and jack cheese. The perfect calzone.

04-11-2001, 09:35 PM	#8
STK H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Tucson, AZ	Ctown so pretty nobody will ever know why sexy boys must die

04-11-2001, 10:09 PM	#10
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	Why have these posters poorly attempted my art? Someone has to die.

04-11-2001, 10:26 PM	#11
Morgado High School JV Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Washington, DC	TCY FOF Pure again __________________ "It looks like an inkblot." - Keith Olbermann as a child, responding to a Rorschach test

04-12-2001, 12:59 AM	#12
RBwaBD n00b Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Osaka, Japan	wide right gracious fall unended january chill __________________ Marinovich is gay. Burn the proof.

04-12-2001, 01:05 AM	#13
ez High School JV Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: parts unknown, weight unknown...	does anybody remember the one alec baldwin's character came up with in miami blues? breaking, entering -------(?) finding a big gun(?) __________________ "Holy mother cow, 86 weeks."

04-12-2001, 01:27 AM	#14
Buddy Grant High School JV Join Date: Oct 2000	Someone set us up the bomb We get signal Main screen turn on __________________ Bush/Cheney in '04: Peace in our time

04-12-2001, 08:05 AM	#15
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	hey, I like haiku. If you don't like haiku too, then I say screw you. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

04-12-2001, 08:09 AM	#16
GuySmiley n00b Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Philly, PA	Alyssa Milano Anna Kournikova, Christina Aguliera Britney Spears

04-12-2001, 08:25 AM	#17
BucDawg40 H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Tampa, FL	EA lied to Jim, Solecismic will fight back. Rise: The College Years!

04-12-2001, 08:50 AM	#19
Wilzone n00b Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Washington, DC	C-town is a stud, 3-Elle is a lucky girl: Too bad she is fake. __________________ Viva la calzone!!!

04-12-2001, 08:55 AM	#20
3ric College Starter Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Sweden	Simms dropping back Into collapsing pockets Fullback in motion Pads collide, bend Yellow flags in the air Turf colors in red __________________ San Diego Chargers (HFL) - Lappland Reindeers (WOOF) - Gothenburg Giants (IHOF) Indiana: A TCY VC - year 2044 - the longest running dynasty ever on FOFC!

04-12-2001, 09:49 AM	#21
FishFan College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Indianapolis, IN, USA	3ric, are you dumb? Go back and read the damn rules. One Haiku per post.

04-12-2001, 10:36 AM	#22
CubsFan915 High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Richmond VA	Haiku format is five Syllables first line, seven, Next, five last, you guys Hey, I'm educational, too! ------------------ Speaking as a Cubs fan, let me be the first to say... WAIT TIL NEXT YEAR! __________________ GO HOKIES!!! Running the Richmond Confederates of the FOBL into the ground since 2001.

04-12-2001, 10:38 AM	#23
CubsFan915 High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Richmond VA	What a weak idea For a post during slow time. We need T C Y! ------------------ Speaking as a Cubs fan, let me be the first to say... WAIT TIL NEXT YEAR! __________________ GO HOKIES!!! Running the Richmond Confederates of the FOBL into the ground since 2001.

04-12-2001, 10:56 AM	#24
3ric College Starter Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Sweden	Hey, no need to get harsh, Fish. Rules limit the imagination, but I'm sorry if by unintentionally breaking them, I caused you to call me dumb. If it was a joke on my part, please use a smiley to let me know. Here's another haiku: Darkness in the night Sleeping safely in their beds Sacking QBs on FOF __________________ San Diego Chargers (HFL) - Lappland Reindeers (WOOF) - Gothenburg Giants (IHOF) Indiana: A TCY VC - year 2044 - the longest running dynasty ever on FOFC!

04-12-2001, 11:02 AM	#25
B & B	That was Fishfans Haiku, I got a kick out of putting it in that form. ez - great movie, cant remember the line though...we used to sit around and drink beers like that dude, grabbing the top of the bottleneck and quick turns to the trap.

04-12-2001, 11:04 AM	#26
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	Hey people Brad here Hey Fishfan, The Royal One Where is my calzone?

04-12-2001, 11:09 AM	#27
FishFan College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Indianapolis, IN, USA	Just joking, 3ric. Should have used a cool smiley. I don't mean no harm.

04-12-2001, 11:12 AM	#28
3ric College Starter Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Sweden	(whew) Thanks Fish! __________________ San Diego Chargers (HFL) - Lappland Reindeers (WOOF) - Gothenburg Giants (IHOF) Indiana: A TCY VC - year 2044 - the longest running dynasty ever on FOFC!

04-12-2001, 11:18 AM	#29
Celeval Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cary, NC, USA	Front Office Football. Incredible game, but still We all post OT.

04-12-2001, 11:19 AM	#30
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	You can be a mean guy Fish. I look forward to almost whooping your ass in FOBL. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

04-12-2001, 11:24 AM	#31
Daimyo College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkeley	No puzzles left for us At sixteen less posts per day Quiksand departed [This message has been edited by Daimyo (edited 04-12-2001).]

04-12-2001, 11:30 AM	#32
Daimyo College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkeley	letters out of place my intelligence in doubt once more I edit

04-12-2001, 11:54 AM	#33
Daimyo College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkeley	stillness envelops no more thoughts enter this page a thread dies in peace

04-12-2001, 12:04 PM	#34
ibdb n00b Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Looking out at Mt. Rainier	A thread dies in peace? Not if it's an OT one. Please, *Please* Jim, save us! ------------------ Proudly lowering the curve in fantasy leagues across America __________________ I am still alive -- I've just got a honeydo list longer than this board allows.

04-12-2001, 12:10 PM	#35
ibdb n00b Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Looking out at Mt. Rainier	Three posts in a row? Must be a slow day, Daimyo. Lucky you have us! ------------------ Proudly lowering the curve in fantasy leagues across America __________________ I am still alive -- I've just got a honeydo list longer than this board allows.

04-12-2001, 12:34 PM	#36
FishFan College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Indianapolis, IN, USA	But, unlike 3ric, Daimyo follows all the rules. One haiku per post.

04-12-2001, 01:04 PM	#37
Daimyo College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkeley	little work to do boredom overtakes my mind post a fourth haiku