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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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Apparently, he wasn't Russian, but Lithuanian. Imagine my surprise!
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Dude, leave the parody to EasyMac. He's not good at it either but we've grown used to him.
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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I'm hurt. Mainly because I was going for a Fritz rather than a Mac. Life has lost all meaning...
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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I sincerely apologize. I knew somebody had done it before Mac but couldn't remember who. I was hoping it wasn't you as that would have been an insult to you but since it was Fritz.... BTW, I never knew the doctor was Lithuanian. I pretty much restrict my russian literature to Dostoevsky with a touch of Solzhenitsyn.
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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I pretty much restrict my Russian literature to reading the labels on my wife's vodka bottles. Lithuanian, eh? I had no idea. I always thought he was Estonian.
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Had a horrible vodka incident when I was 16. Haven't been able to stand the stuff since. Won't catch me reading vodka labels. I think he used to be an Estonian but he let it go after he finished college.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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Which college did he attend - was it Lenin U. or Stalin U.? Because of course that would make him either a.... Leningrad ...or a.... Stalingrad *rimshot*
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Heh, you took my two spur of the moment jokes. Good job, you bastage. It's both uplifting and scary to know that others as twisted as myself exist.
![]() Actually you were more thorough. I was about to type that of course he was a Leningrad but then read further and realized oops, he could be a Stalingrad too. Again, I really appreciate the effort. Nice.
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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One thing though...being born and raised in the area...he definitely wasn't from St Petersburg so my money is on Stalingrad.
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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I have ancestors who were Lithuanian....or were they Lutheran....
Nope, I'm pretty sure Lithuanian. |
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Stadium Announcer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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were they involved in language studies at all? You know.. a Lithuanian Lutheran Linguist?
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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Actually, I believe his name was Marlin Lithu. His followers (dubbed "Lithuans") were all lecherous little linguists who liked licorice.
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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Yes, and she also had Leukemia and here name was Liola and she was from the city of Lomiai.
Liola, the Lituanian Lutheran Linguist with Leukemia from Lomiai. |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Vodka is BAD. Very BAD.
If I sniff a bottle cap of the stuff, I get plastered. I dated a Russian girl once, she could drink about a gallon of the stuff and not get drunk. Russian word for water: Voda That should tell you something. TroyF |
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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Real men drink whiskey.
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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I only read Vodka labels when I'm bored at work. |
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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Russian version: Coors Light is BAD. Very BAD. If I sniff a bottle cap of the stuff, I get nauseated. I dated an American girl once, she could drink about a gallon of the stuff and not get drunk. American word for Rocky Mountain piss water: Coors That should tell you something.
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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LOL.
I haven't had a Coor's in about 7 years. That stuff is nasty. I would never have subjected her to drinking that. After the way things ended, maybe I should have. . . TroyF |
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