Are You A Metrosexual?

TLK · 11-25-2003, 12:08 AM

Are You A Metrosexual?

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You answered 1 question correctly out of a possible 12 questions.

EagleFan · 11-25-2003, 12:15 AM

That's 1 more than I answered 'correctly'.

TLK · 11-25-2003, 12:18 AM

The hair one got me..... It'd be a mess without gel....

mckerney · 11-25-2003, 12:26 AM

I got one.

But for those others out there who scored lowly but aren't quite sure, don't dispair. Howard Dean has demonstarted that not only do you not have to be a metrosexual is to claim you are one, you don't even have to know what it means

Suicane75 · 11-25-2003, 12:31 AM

I went and took the test, got none correct, and I utterly have no understanding of what it was i just did or what it means.

BigJohn&TheLions · 11-25-2003, 12:38 AM

3 correct. But I must explain. Books: An "Old Classic" to me is Earnest Tidyman's "Shaft" and "Designer Boxer-Briefs" doesn't really describe Fruit of the loom accurately... As for having lots of shoes, I live in NYC and walk everywhere so I go thru some shoes, but I won't throw the old ones out until they fall off my feet. So there. I ain't no frigging fairy-boy metrosexual.

sjshaw · 11-25-2003, 12:47 AM

Subby scored a 17.

sperril · 11-25-2003, 01:19 AM

I got 1.
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DAMN YOU A Bridge Too Far !!!!!

vex · 11-25-2003, 01:35 AM

Scholes · 11-25-2003, 01:39 AM

3. Re-Read an old classic, the hair product one and I own a crapload of non-sneaker shoes...

Schmidty · 11-25-2003, 02:07 AM

BishopMVP · 11-25-2003, 03:04 AM

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Originally posted by TheLionKing
You answered 1 question correctly out of a possible 12 questions.

Dude, you are such a faggot.

Ben E Lou · 11-25-2003, 05:16 AM

That is an unfair test to the bruthas. I would have gotten zero, but I HAVE to use lotion every day, can't be ashy all day. It's a black thing.

One outta 12, but I'm playing this game under protest.

ice4277 · 11-25-2003, 06:41 AM

I scored a 1, but could have been a bit higher as I was a 'tweener on a couple of them.

Samdari · 11-25-2003, 06:54 AM

Some of those questions were unfair. I had the right answer to three of them, but none in the context they were intended. I shaved my body several times as a high school swimmer, for speed, not comfort or looks. I also wear non-designer boxer briefs, not an option there.

The shoe thing also got me. My wife hates me going out in old, beat up shoes, so every year I buy two pairs of shoes to wear to work (one brown, one black). However, having worked for 8 years now, I have seven pairs of old brown shoes, and 7 pairs of old black shoes in the closet in our guest room*. I don't ever wear these, I am simply too lazy to throw them away. Functionally, I have these two pairs of shoes. Technically, I own 14, but I don't think being lazy makes me a metrosexual.

*IMPORTANT ADVICE for our younger members. Should you ever choose to get married (to a woman) she will want a guest room. This is so her mother can visit. Keeping the closet in said guest room filled with your own crap will leave little room for her mother to put stuff, resulting in shorter M-i-L visists.

JimboJ · 11-25-2003, 06:54 AM

I get the "metro" part (metropolitan), but what has "sexual" got to do with it? There wasn't one question in there that had anything to do with sexual orientation.

Fritz · 11-25-2003, 07:26 AM

this metrosexual thing is one of the stupidist things ever.

WussGawd · 11-25-2003, 07:39 AM

Happily, I'm Ohfer 12.

Honest opinion, the few "metrosexual" types I've known definitely had latent homosexual written all over them. Not that I have anything against people who are gay, but I figure to one's own self, be true. Anything else is kind of sad.

Karim · 11-25-2003, 07:50 AM

0/12 but I was sure I would get a couple right.

John Galt · 11-25-2003, 09:30 AM

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Originally posted by Fritz
this metrosexual thing is one of the stupidist things ever.

I couldn't agree more.

Bee · 11-25-2003, 09:52 AM

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Originally posted by Fritz
this metrosexual thing is one of the stupidist things ever.

Got a 10 outta 12?

cthomer5000 · 11-25-2003, 10:12 AM

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Originally posted by Fritz
this metrosexual thing is one of the stupidist things ever.

It really is. The term and the whole concept annoy the shit out of me.

Ksyrup · 11-25-2003, 11:04 AM

To boil this down...

If you identify with Frazier and/or Niles Crane, you are a Metrosexual.

This is starting to sound like a Jeff Foxworthy routine.

CamEdwards · 11-25-2003, 11:06 AM

1 out of 12. I'm constantly looking in the mirror because I'm a vain bastard.

CamEdwards · 11-25-2003, 11:06 AM

BTW, I don't think the metrosexual thing is stupid. I think this country is being pussified on a daily basis.

John Galt · 11-25-2003, 11:10 AM

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Originally posted by CamEdwards
1 out of 12. I'm constantly looking in the mirror because I'm a vain bastard.

Doesn't the shine blind you?

NoMyths · 11-25-2003, 11:12 AM

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Originally posted by CamEdwards
BTW, I don't think the metrosexual thing is stupid. I think this country is being pussified on a daily basis.

I think the 50+% of folks with actual pussies probably won't be too bothered by your condemnation.

I'm with Fritz. This thing is such a half-hearted fad.

Coffee Warlord · 11-25-2003, 11:14 AM

Should I find it odd I've never heard the term metrosexual before this?

And, from the little I gather, does it basically mean, 'man who thinks he should act like a woman'.

cuervo72 · 11-25-2003, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by Coffee Warlord

And, from the little I gather, does it basically mean, 'man who thinks he should act like a woman'.

Strong enough for a man....but made for a Metrosexual.

Ben E Lou · 11-25-2003, 11:22 AM

FWIW, meterosexual just reminds me of the "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche" declaration of the 80's and "Real Men Don't Bond" in the 90's.

"What is this shit about going into the woods, banging on drums and chanting to get in touch with our inner child??? THE ONLY TIME REAL MEN CHANT IS ON THIRD AND SHORT!!!"--Flex Crush

CamEdwards · 11-25-2003, 12:05 PM

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Originally posted by NoMyths
I think the 50+% of folks with actual pussies probably won't be too bothered by your condemnation.

I'm with Fritz. This thing is such a half-hearted fad.

I'm pretty sure no one will be bothered by my condemnation.

It's really about more than a cute little media catchphrase. "Metrosexuality" (which I believe could have been originally defined as a straight man adopting the fashion and style of an urban gay man... as defined by the gay man who coined the term) is just another symptom of this "new masculinity" movement that began in the mid-90's.

AdmiralACF · 11-25-2003, 12:25 PM

0 for 12 here. I think the quiz should have had degrees of metrosexuality. It was quite obvious which were the "correct" answers.

Anyway, this reminds me of a South Park episode recently on where the whole town and the whole world turned metrosexual and, as such, was unable to fight off an alien invasion. Funny shit.

detroit_fan · 11-25-2003, 02:15 PM

I got 1 out of 12, so sue me I like to shop... here is a link on the guy who coined the phrase

Man Blamed for the 'Metrosexual' Says 'Sorry' - and Outs Himself As 'Lesbosexual'

Samdari · 11-25-2003, 02:24 PM

Real men don't shop OR use lotion.

cuervo72 · 11-25-2003, 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by Samdari
Real men don't shop OR use lotion.

Depends on what the lotion is for.

tucker342 · 11-25-2003, 04:21 PM

0 out of 12.

I agree, the whole metrosexual thing is pretty lame.

INDalltheway · 11-25-2003, 06:58 PM

3 out of 12. What can I say I am trend setter...

Now I am even sporting the retro Jordan shoes.

Flasch186 · 11-25-2003, 08:27 PM

2 but im jewish...does that count for anything?

Buccaneer · 11-25-2003, 08:53 PM

I scored a 2 only because I misread the hair product question. The one correct was the book thing, they didn't give enough choices. How do you categorize an older Civil War book? Other than that, I got one pair of shoes, white Hanes, never go out and not faggoty (TM SkyDog) in any way.

Glengoyne · 11-25-2003, 09:22 PM

Schmidty · 11-25-2003, 09:23 PM

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Originally posted by Buccaneer
I scored a 2 only because I misread the hair product question. The one correct was the book thing, they didn't give enough choices. How do you categorize an older Civil War book? Other than that, I got one pair of shoes, white Hanes, never go out and not faggoty (TM SkyDog) in any way.

You sound like good company.

11-25-2003, 12:15 AM	#2
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11-25-2003, 12:26 AM	#4
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I got one. But for those others out there who scored lowly but aren't quite sure, don't dispair. Howard Dean has demonstarted that not only do you not have to be a metrosexual is to claim you are one, you don't even have to know what it means Last edited by mckerney : 11-25-2003 at 12:28 AM.

11-25-2003, 12:31 AM	#5
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I went and took the test, got none correct, and I utterly have no understanding of what it was i just did or what it means. Last edited by Suicane75 : 11-25-2003 at 12:32 AM.

11-25-2003, 12:38 AM	#6
BigJohn&TheLions College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York	3 correct. But I must explain. Books: An "Old Classic" to me is Earnest Tidyman's "Shaft" and "Designer Boxer-Briefs" doesn't really describe Fruit of the loom accurately... As for having lots of shoes, I live in NYC and walk everywhere so I go thru some shoes, but I won't throw the old ones out until they fall off my feet. So there. I ain't no frigging fairy-boy metrosexual. __________________ In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?" Last edited by BigJohn&TheLions : 11-25-2003 at 02:06 AM.

11-25-2003, 12:47 AM	#7
sjshaw lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000	Subby scored a 17. __________________ Hollywood Media Whores FOBL CHAMPION 2007 2020 2035

11-25-2003, 12:18 AM	#3
TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	The hair one got me..... It'd be a mess without gel....

11-25-2003, 01:19 AM	#8
sperril n00b Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Wisconsin	I got 1. . . . . . DAMN YOU A Bridge Too Far !!!!!

11-25-2003, 01:35 AM	#9
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	1.

11-25-2003, 01:39 AM	#10
Scholes High School Varsity Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: St. Paul, MN	3. Re-Read an old classic, the hair product one and I own a crapload of non-sneaker shoes...

11-25-2003, 02:07 AM	#11
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	A 4. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

11-25-2003, 05:16 AM	#13
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	That is an unfair test to the bruthas. I would have gotten zero, but I HAVE to use lotion every day, can't be ashy all day. It's a black thing. One outta 12, but I'm playing this game under protest. __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

11-25-2003, 06:41 AM	#14
ice4277 Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!	I scored a 1, but could have been a bit higher as I was a 'tweener on a couple of them.

11-25-2003, 06:54 AM	#15
Samdari Roster Filler Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cicero	Some of those questions were unfair. I had the right answer to three of them, but none in the context they were intended. I shaved my body several times as a high school swimmer, for speed, not comfort or looks. I also wear non-designer boxer briefs, not an option there. The shoe thing also got me. My wife hates me going out in old, beat up shoes, so every year I buy two pairs of shoes to wear to work (one brown, one black). However, having worked for 8 years now, I have seven pairs of old brown shoes, and 7 pairs of old black shoes in the closet in our guest room. I don't ever wear these, I am simply too lazy to throw them away. Functionally, I have these two pairs of shoes. Technically, I own 14, but I don't think being lazy makes me a metrosexual. IMPORTANT ADVICE for our younger members. Should you ever choose to get married (to a woman) she will want a guest room. This is so her mother can visit. Keeping the closet in said guest room filled with your own crap will leave little room for her mother to put stuff, resulting in shorter M-i-L visists. __________________ http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price!

11-25-2003, 06:54 AM	#16
JimboJ High School Varsity Join Date: Aug 2003	I get the "metro" part (metropolitan), but what has "sexual" got to do with it? There wasn't one question in there that had anything to do with sexual orientation. Last edited by JimboJ : 11-25-2003 at 06:57 AM.

11-25-2003, 07:26 AM	#17
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	this metrosexual thing is one of the stupidist things ever. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

11-25-2003, 07:39 AM	#18
WussGawd College Benchwarmer Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Avondale, AZ, USA, Planet Earth, Milky Way Galaxy	Happily, I'm Ohfer 12. Honest opinion, the few "metrosexual" types I've known definitely had latent homosexual written all over them. Not that I have anything against people who are gay, but I figure to one's own self, be true. Anything else is kind of sad. __________________ "I guess I'll fade into Bolivian." -Mike Tyson, after being knocked out by Lennox Lewis. Proud Dumba Elect of the "Biggest Dumba of FOFC Award" Author of the 2004 Golden Scribe Gold Trophy for Best Basketball Dynasty, It Rhymes With Puke.

11-25-2003, 07:50 AM	#19
Karim College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Calgary	0/12 but I was sure I would get a couple right.

11-25-2003, 11:04 AM	#23
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	To boil this down... If you identify with Frazier and/or Niles Crane, you are a Metrosexual. This is starting to sound like a Jeff Foxworthy routine. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

11-25-2003, 11:06 AM	#24
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	1 out of 12. I'm constantly looking in the mirror because I'm a vain bastard. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

11-25-2003, 11:14 AM	#28
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Should I find it odd I've never heard the term metrosexual before this? And, from the little I gather, does it basically mean, 'man who thinks he should act like a woman'.

11-25-2003, 11:22 AM	#30
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	FWIW, meterosexual just reminds me of the "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche" declaration of the 80's and "Real Men Don't Bond" in the 90's. "What is this shit about going into the woods, banging on drums and chanting to get in touch with our inner child??? THE ONLY TIME REAL MEN CHANT IS ON THIRD AND SHORT!!!"--Flex Crush __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'! Last edited by Ben E Lou : 11-25-2003 at 11:28 AM.

11-25-2003, 12:25 PM	#32
AdmiralACF n00b Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Short, playing towards the bag	0 for 12 here. I think the quiz should have had degrees of metrosexuality. It was quite obvious which were the "correct" answers. Anyway, this reminds me of a South Park episode recently on where the whole town and the whole world turned metrosexual and, as such, was unable to fight off an alien invasion. Funny shit. __________________ AdmiralACF Follow eight top recruits as they pursue their football careers from college through the pros! From NCAA to the NFL (a joint NCAA/Madden dynasty) General Manager, Oklahoma Twisters Appalachian League South Champions: 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006 Appalachian League Champions: 2004, 2005 Pioneers of the Diamond Baseball

11-25-2003, 02:15 PM	#33
detroit_fan H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fayetteville, AR	I got 1 out of 12, so sue me I like to shop... here is a link on the guy who coined the phrase Man Blamed for the 'Metrosexual' Says 'Sorry' - and Outs Himself As 'Lesbosexual' __________________ heck is where people who don't believe in gosh go.

11-25-2003, 02:24 PM	#34
Samdari Roster Filler Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cicero	Real men don't shop OR use lotion. __________________ http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price!

11-25-2003, 04:21 PM	#36
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	0 out of 12. I agree, the whole metrosexual thing is pretty lame.

11-25-2003, 06:58 PM	#37
INDalltheway College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Chicago	3 out of 12. What can I say I am trend setter... Now I am even sporting the retro Jordan shoes.

11-25-2003, 08:27 PM	#38
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	2 but im jewish...does that count for anything? __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

11-25-2003, 08:53 PM	#39
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	I scored a 2 only because I misread the hair product question. The one correct was the book thing, they didn't give enough choices. How do you categorize an older Civil War book? Other than that, I got one pair of shoes, white Hanes, never go out and not faggoty (TM SkyDog) in any way.

11-25-2003, 09:22 PM	#40
Glengoyne Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Fresno, CA	Zero

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