My Video Game playing Childhood mocked.

SirFozzie · 11-29-2003, 07:52 AM

I spent three months trying to beat Super Mario Brothers 3 as a kid.

Never did.

And this guy did it in ELEVEN MINUTES (right click and save)

I now shall start weeping greatly

lcjjdnh · 11-29-2003, 08:28 AM

Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow, that was amazing. And I sympathize with you SirFozzie, I to spent countless hours as a youth trying to beat this game and yet I never could.

Philliesfan980 · 11-29-2003, 08:54 AM

Amazing... never lost a life either..

I don't know whether that is impressive .. or just sad!

ice4277 · 11-29-2003, 09:01 AM

There are a number of reasons that makes me sad.

One for the number of hours I put into that game trying to do something some guy got done in a few minutes.

Another, for how sad that guy must be for playing the game that much.

SnowMan · 11-29-2003, 09:01 AM

That's just amazing.

Philliesfan980 · 11-29-2003, 09:08 AM

Not to sterotype or anything like that, but those Japanese guys are nuts with some stuff like that.

Alan T · 11-29-2003, 09:12 AM

THat was fun!

VPI97 · 11-29-2003, 09:25 AM

That was, quite possibly, the greatest thing ever.

...with apologies to the penguin tripping video.

SirFozzie · 11-29-2003, 09:40 AM

apparently there's a whole category of these videos. Like someone beating Metroid Prime in like 35 minutes.

Sick.

spleen1015 · 11-29-2003, 09:42 AM

Where did you get that?

After playing Metroid Prime, I wonder how the hell that is possible.

SirFozzie · 11-29-2003, 09:45 AM

Actually, it's like 51 minutes..

BUT.. here's a site with vidcaps of someone beating the game 100% (ie, with every item in the game) in an hour 51

http://planetquake.com/sda/mp/

MizzouRah · 11-29-2003, 10:15 AM

Wow, all you have to do is jump around?

Quite impressive and 0 lives lost to boot.

Todd

ice4277 · 11-29-2003, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MizzouRah
Wow, all you have todo is jump around?

Todd

Games were so simple back then

INDalltheway · 11-29-2003, 10:43 AM

My friend sent me this file over Yahoo Messenger, and I could not believe my eyes. It was just crazy how he was moving so damn fast not killing him self. That guy has seome crazy skills.

The_herd · 11-29-2003, 11:15 AM

Thats the friend noone ever wants to invite over to play video games.

Easy Mac · 11-29-2003, 11:30 AM

MikeVic · 11-29-2003, 12:15 PM

Bah. He wasted valuable time getting that mushroom in the first mini-castle.

... yes, I am angry that I've enevr beaten this game, yet this guy has done it in 11 minutes.

There were a couple of times where he was so close to getting stuck in those beginning levels of World 8.. and he didn't get three Stars with those cards.

Barkeep49 · 11-29-2003, 12:22 PM

What I want to know is how long it took him to film that. Obviously the guy who did it has immense skill, but I doubt even someone so talented could have done that in just one take.

Coffee Warlord · 11-29-2003, 12:40 PM

And I thought I was a badass by winning my impromptu Zelda 3 (the SNES one) competition.

I forget the exact time, but it was like 3 and a half hours. We were on the phone with three-way calling seeing who could beat the game the fastest. It went down to the wire.

Yes. We were strange children.

sabotai · 11-29-2003, 12:40 PM

.....damn.

Now, the video I want to see if someone going through the entire game, playing every single level and not losing a guy. THAT would be very impressive.

MizzouRah · 11-29-2003, 12:47 PM

It almost seems like the game designer created that video.

Can someone be that good?

Todd

sabotai · 11-29-2003, 12:59 PM

Some people in Japan are nuts about their video games.

Ever see Fata1ity play Unreal Tournament? You'd swear he was hacking...

Philliesfan980 · 11-29-2003, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sabotai
Some people in Japan are nuts about their video games.

Ever see Fata1ity play Unreal Tournament? You'd swear he was hacking...

This whole thread reminds me of that MTV show "True Life: I'm a gamer" or something like that.

Fata1ity was on that show. Sure , he's really good at that game, but its his entire life. He still lived a home, even though he's won alot of money from all the tournaments he's been in,didn't really have any interests outside the game from what we (the audience) could tell, and no girl.

Don't get me wrong, I like my games and such, but some people take them a little too far.

sabotai · 11-29-2003, 02:23 PM

If I was good enough to make a living at video games, I'd take them a little too far as well.

MrBug708 · 11-29-2003, 02:50 PM

All that and he couldnt get 3 stars in a row.

Pitiful

Archer219 · 11-29-2003, 03:15 PM

[obscure 80s movie reference]

Yeah, but I bet he (or she) couldn't beat the kid with the Power Glove!

[/obscure 80s movie reference]

Maple Leafs · 11-29-2003, 03:16 PM

Wow.

This guy goes right up there with the guys who got the first perfect scores in Pacman and Pitfall.

The_herd · 11-29-2003, 04:14 PM

Think about this though, this guy is still dedicating his life to Mario Bros. 3. For Gods sake, get a job or a new game at least.

This guy's gonna be in therapy in a few years. Or flip and pull a "Falling Down" on some people.

Buccaneer · 11-29-2003, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The_herd
Think about this though, this guy is still dedicating his life to Mario Bros. 3. For Gods sake, get a job or a new game at least.

This guy's gonna be in therapy in a few years. Or flip and pull a "Falling Down" on some people.

Or star in one of those extreme contest shows where you have to eat 200 lbs of squid while swimming backwards or something.

MikeVic · 11-29-2003, 04:38 PM

This might make sense:

the guy got a mushroom for the last card on purpose, since getting another star would make that special sequence start.. where the screen pans up to the big star, and gives you 5 lives, or whatever it is. This guy could have done it to skip that "celebration," since it would've cost a few more seconds...

SirFozzie · 11-29-2003, 05:18 PM

*chuckles* yup.. that's what he did

RebelMan · 11-29-2003, 05:54 PM

I still havent beaten Super Mario Brothers 3, however it did take me a long time to beat Sonic the Hedgehog 2

Comey · 11-29-2003, 05:59 PM

First post, and I'll already get on the bad side of some people.

I'm not sure if it's 100% true. But, according to a friend of mine, this video IS the developer playing. I was greatly disheartened, as this video gave me something to strive for in life.

Okay, that's overshooting it. Either way, I'm not sure if it's totally true...but regardless of who this is, it's very impressive.

-John
-SkyDog knows me from around...

Ben E Lou · 11-29-2003, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Comey
First post, and I'll already get on the bad side of some people.

I'm not sure if it's 100% true. But, according to a friend of mine, this video IS the developer playing. I was greatly disheartened, as this video gave me something to strive for in life.

Okay, that's overshooting it. Either way, I'm not sure if it's totally true...but regardless of who this is, it's very impressive.

-John
-SkyDog knows me from around...

Ok. That signature is WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too long.

Comey · 11-29-2003, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SkyDog
Ok. That signature is WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too long.

Fixed.

Philliesfan980 · 11-29-2003, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Comey
Fixed.

Uhh.. Are you sure? Still looks way to long for me.

Comey · 11-29-2003, 06:27 PM

Is there a limit on sig length here? Honestly, I don't know. It fit within the parameters that vB set.

Philliesfan980 · 11-29-2003, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Comey
Is there a limit on sig length here? Honestly, I don't know. It fit within the parameters that vB set.

No, I don't think you're doing anything "illegal". However, I think its a good idea to keep it to 2-3 lines, keeps the messages alot shorter.

Ben E Lou · 11-29-2003, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Comey
Is there a limit on sig length here? Honestly, I don't know. It fit within the parameters that vB set.

There's no "official" limit. I've never said to anything about sig length unless someone complains, but your original one was WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY longer than anyone else's I'd ever seen. We try to keep 'em fairly short around here, so they don't take up too much room.

Comey · 11-29-2003, 06:48 PM

Got it.

MizzouRah · 11-29-2003, 09:56 PM

I just turn that feature off, so I've probably missed some good ones in the past. Oh well, never liked signatures or avatars. Get to the point!

The video sure looks like a developer (or a made up video), at least that's what I thought when I watched the video, everything is too perfect.

Todd

tucker342 · 11-30-2003, 01:40 AM

incredible. It's like the person had every thing timed to the exact second. Those cannon levels were incredible.

SackAttack · 11-30-2003, 02:05 AM

I didn't even know you could GET extra lives for that.

vex · 11-30-2003, 02:58 AM

As was said earlier, why in the world is he still playing this???

kingnebwsu · 12-01-2003, 05:19 AM

Nobody should feel bad if they can't beat the game in eleven minutes. I bet you could abbreviate the word 'brothers' correctly...

Bross. 3

sterlingice · 12-01-2003, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ice4277
Games were so simple back then

I still champion Mario 3 as one of the greatest games of all time and the challenge is certainly one of the reasons. I beat it a few times when I was a kid. Then, a couple of summers ago, I started collecting old games and systems off of ebay and when I got Mario 3, my girlfriend and I started out a game from world 1 and 8 hours later, I had beaten it without warping (she had given up partway through the night)

Quote:

Originally posted by Archer219
[obscure 80s movie reference]

Yeah, but I bet he (or she) couldn't beat the kid with the Power Glove!

[/obscure 80s movie reference]

I remember The Wizard. A 2 hour commercial for SMB3. Rain Man with video games.

SI

McSweeny · 12-01-2003, 11:40 AM

damn

i thought i was pretty good at mario 3 (we have an old nintendo in my apartment and we play it a bit)

but man... watching that made me go "holy shit" a whole bunch of times

KevinNU7 · 12-01-2003, 11:42 AM

When I was a kid on beat Mario 3 playing even level. Then I heard about teh two whistle thing and beat it with one life. I have to say I probably took a little longer then 11 minutes but probably beat it in less then 30

Daimyo · 12-01-2003, 11:49 AM

I love(d) SMB3, but I never thought it was that hard. The warp whistles let you skip right to the last level in 15 minutes or so and the final boss was pretty easy. I always thought 1 and 2 were a lot harder (I think I only finished 1 once and I don't think I ever had the patience to finish 2)

sterlingice · 12-01-2003, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Daimyo
I love(d) SMB3, but I never thought it was that hard. The warp whistles let you skip right to the last level in 15 minutes or so and the final boss was pretty easy. I always thought 1 and 2 were a lot harder (I think I only finished 1 once and I don't think I ever had the patience to finish 2)

That's odd. SMB2 was always the easiest to me. Then again, if you used the warp whistles on SMB3, then your only challenge is World 8 and while some of those levels are tough (the final fortress before the last castle takes a few minutes unless you have good manual dexterity and the direction memorized) but you can get past the hardest level (the airships) with a p-wing and the final castle isn't all that tough.

That said, real men don't use warps

SI

11-29-2003, 09:12 AM	#7
Alan T Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mass.	THat was fun! __________________ Couch to ??k - From the couch to a Marathon in roughly 18 months.

11-29-2003, 09:25 AM	#8
VPI97 Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Kennesaw, GA	That was, quite possibly, the greatest thing ever. ...with apologies to the penguin tripping video. __________________ CT & Jivin - "Surprisingly Entertaining"

11-29-2003, 09:40 AM	#9
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	apparently there's a whole category of these videos. Like someone beating Metroid Prime in like 35 minutes. Sick. __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

11-29-2003, 09:42 AM	#10
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	Where did you get that? After playing Metroid Prime, I wonder how the hell that is possible. __________________ Why choose failure when success is an option?

11-29-2003, 09:45 AM	#11
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	Actually, it's like 51 minutes.. BUT.. here's a site with vidcaps of someone beating the game 100% (ie, with every item in the game) in an hour 51 http://planetquake.com/sda/mp/ __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

11-29-2003, 08:28 AM	#2
lcjjdnh College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NJ	Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow, that was amazing. And I sympathize with you SirFozzie, I to spent countless hours as a youth trying to beat this game and yet I never could.

11-29-2003, 08:54 AM	#3
Philliesfan980 Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Exton, PA	Amazing... never lost a life either.. I don't know whether that is impressive .. or just sad!

11-29-2003, 09:01 AM	#4
ice4277 Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!	There are a number of reasons that makes me sad. One for the number of hours I put into that game trying to do something some guy got done in a few minutes. Another, for how sad that guy must be for playing the game that much.

11-29-2003, 09:01 AM	#5
SnowMan High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Georgia via Alaska via Washington	That's just amazing.

11-29-2003, 09:08 AM	#6
Philliesfan980 Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Exton, PA	Not to sterotype or anything like that, but those Japanese guys are nuts with some stuff like that.

11-29-2003, 10:15 AM	#12
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	Wow, all you have to do is jump around? Quite impressive and 0 lives lost to boot. Todd Last edited by MizzouRah : 11-29-2003 at 11:09 AM.

11-29-2003, 10:43 AM	#14
INDalltheway College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Chicago	My friend sent me this file over Yahoo Messenger, and I could not believe my eyes. It was just crazy how he was moving so damn fast not killing him self. That guy has seome crazy skills.

11-29-2003, 11:15 AM	#15
The_herd College Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Fort Lackland, Texas (San Antonio)	Thats the friend noone ever wants to invite over to play video games. __________________ Oakland Raiders: HFL's 1970 AC West Champs

11-29-2003, 11:30 AM	#16
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	whoa

11-29-2003, 12:15 PM	#17
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Bah. He wasted valuable time getting that mushroom in the first mini-castle. ... yes, I am angry that I've enevr beaten this game, yet this guy has done it in 11 minutes. There were a couple of times where he was so close to getting stuck in those beginning levels of World 8.. and he didn't get three Stars with those cards.

11-29-2003, 12:22 PM	#18
Barkeep49 Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Not too far away	What I want to know is how long it took him to film that. Obviously the guy who did it has immense skill, but I doubt even someone so talented could have done that in just one take.

11-29-2003, 12:40 PM	#19
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	And I thought I was a badass by winning my impromptu Zelda 3 (the SNES one) competition. I forget the exact time, but it was like 3 and a half hours. We were on the phone with three-way calling seeing who could beat the game the fastest. It went down to the wire. Yes. We were strange children. Last edited by Coffee Warlord : 11-29-2003 at 12:40 PM.

11-29-2003, 12:40 PM	#20
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	.....damn. Now, the video I want to see if someone going through the entire game, playing every single level and not losing a guy. THAT would be very impressive.

11-29-2003, 12:47 PM	#21
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	It almost seems like the game designer created that video. Can someone be that good? Todd

11-29-2003, 12:59 PM	#22
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	Some people in Japan are nuts about their video games. Ever see Fata1ity play Unreal Tournament? You'd swear he was hacking...

11-29-2003, 02:23 PM	#24
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	If I was good enough to make a living at video games, I'd take them a little too far as well.

11-29-2003, 02:50 PM	#25
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	All that and he couldnt get 3 stars in a row. Pitiful

11-29-2003, 03:15 PM	#26
Archer219 Mascot Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Gilbert, Arizona	[obscure 80s movie reference] Yeah, but I bet he (or she) couldn't beat the kid with the Power Glove! [/obscure 80s movie reference] __________________ I can be as humble as the nexy guy Or I can blink and make you crumble from the inside. I can make you see the beauty of a new sun Or I can be the source of your desperation.

11-29-2003, 03:16 PM	#27
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	Wow. This guy goes right up there with the guys who got the first perfect scores in Pacman and Pitfall.

11-29-2003, 04:14 PM	#28
The_herd College Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Fort Lackland, Texas (San Antonio)	Think about this though, this guy is still dedicating his life to Mario Bros. 3. For Gods sake, get a job or a new game at least. This guy's gonna be in therapy in a few years. Or flip and pull a "Falling Down" on some people. __________________ Oakland Raiders: HFL's 1970 AC West Champs

11-29-2003, 04:38 PM	#30
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	This might make sense: the guy got a mushroom for the last card on purpose, since getting another star would make that special sequence start.. where the screen pans up to the big star, and gives you 5 lives, or whatever it is. This guy could have done it to skip that "celebration," since it would've cost a few more seconds... Last edited by MikeVic : 11-29-2003 at 04:39 PM.

11-29-2003, 05:18 PM	#31
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	chuckles yup.. that's what he did __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

11-29-2003, 05:54 PM	#32
RebelMan Mascot Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada	I still havent beaten Super Mario Brothers 3, however it did take me a long time to beat Sonic the Hedgehog 2 __________________ Roger the Alien: Don't hurt me! I know it sounds cliche, but I mean you no harm! Stanley Smith: You're the alien? But they said you'd be bigger, and with claws. Roger the Alien: Oh, I've got claws. Look how fat you are. See? Kitty can scratch.

11-29-2003, 05:59 PM	#33
Comey College Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: CT via PA via CA via PA	First post, and I'll already get on the bad side of some people. I'm not sure if it's 100% true. But, according to a friend of mine, this video IS the developer playing. I was greatly disheartened, as this video gave me something to strive for in life. Okay, that's overshooting it. Either way, I'm not sure if it's totally true...but regardless of who this is, it's very impressive. -John -SkyDog knows me from around... __________________

11-29-2003, 06:27 PM	#37
Comey College Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: CT via PA via CA via PA	Is there a limit on sig length here? Honestly, I don't know. It fit within the parameters that vB set. __________________

11-29-2003, 06:48 PM	#40
Comey College Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: CT via PA via CA via PA	Got it. __________________

11-29-2003, 09:56 PM	#41
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	I just turn that feature off, so I've probably missed some good ones in the past. Oh well, never liked signatures or avatars. Get to the point! The video sure looks like a developer (or a made up video), at least that's what I thought when I watched the video, everything is too perfect. Todd

11-30-2003, 01:40 AM	#42
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	incredible. It's like the person had every thing timed to the exact second. Those cannon levels were incredible.

11-30-2003, 02:05 AM	#43
SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	I didn't even know you could GET extra lives for that.

11-30-2003, 02:58 AM	#44
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	As was said earlier, why in the world is he still playing this???