Grudge Match!

TargetPractice6 · 11-29-2003, 09:15 PM

Last Wednesday after the cup matches, Coffee Warlord and I had a bit of a dispute about who would win if we played in the cup (naturally I would own his team, but that's beside the point). So since we most likely won't see each other in the cup, we decided we'd make our own cup! Each of us selected an ally, if you will, to participate with us.

I chose the mighty Fighting Crawfish and he enlisted the help of the Navy by selecting the North County Raiders.

Now even though it's obvious who will win, we both decided this would be a pretty good idea. So I'm asking the Afoci and AE if they'd want to participate when we are all not in the US or the FOFC cup. In the first week the NCRs would play my Penguins, while the Army of Crawfish with Laser Blasters instead of Claw beat down the CW's Avengers. Then we would swap opponents in the second week. You guys up for it?

Poli · 11-29-2003, 09:24 PM

I'm game!

Hater.

daedalus · 11-29-2003, 10:25 PM

Salute to the Wingmen.

The Afoci · 11-30-2003, 12:35 AM

Slapping around Ardent and his Pansy Side Kick Coffee will be an honor.

Blade6119 · 11-30-2003, 12:55 AM

glad to see the Blade Bombers were giving a long consideration...reeeaaalll nice..i even voted or you TP6...next time its all timewar!

TargetPractice6 · 11-30-2003, 12:58 AM

Well The Afoci's team is similar to mine in that are both center on animals with abnormal powers. I figure with his crawfish army and my penguin airforce our generic named opponents won't stand a chance

Coffee Warlord · 12-04-2003, 10:13 AM

Ah ha. How did this get to page 2 with me never seeing it.

Penguin blubber will be used to boil the Crawdads.

The Afoci · 12-04-2003, 10:30 AM

Go to hell hippies!

Crawfish and penguins rule!

Coffee Warlord · 12-04-2003, 05:18 PM

Yes they most certainly do rule...

IN MY BELLY!

The Afoci · 12-04-2003, 05:21 PM

Galesburg is close to Snailsburg which definately is not run and shoot. Plus, the grand master of run and shoothood has been seen using pressing as a tactic.

Plus you all smell funny.

illinifan999 · 12-04-2003, 05:40 PM

Fighting Eagles? Come on that's an animal with special powers! They fight!

Anyway I can't wait to see this thing unfold.

TargetPractice6 · 12-04-2003, 06:08 PM

Only a sick, sick man would eat a creature as noble and proud as the penguin. You will be swiftly beaten for this when the time comes!

Good day, sir!

The Afoci · 12-05-2003, 08:01 PM

Coffee and Ardent sitting in a tree.

Losers!

Raven Hawk · 12-06-2003, 12:26 AM

How did The Afoci get to play Chumley to TP6's Tennessee Tuxedo? I would have thought that Mike Holmgren or Craig Stadler would have fit the role much better.

Desnudo · 12-06-2003, 12:51 AM

I'd like to see a trash talking component considered. Winner decided by a poll.

Coffee Warlord · 12-06-2003, 01:37 AM

Poll:

Who will win.

End of Poll:

Us.

Poli · 12-06-2003, 08:37 AM

C Dub, Thanks for all the crawdeads last night. They sure were delicious!

TargetPractice6 · 12-06-2003, 11:10 AM

CW, that poll was asinine!

How do you expect to beat me if you can't even keep pace in the real cup? I can definitely see you losing to the Carebears next week! Oh man, won't that be fun

The Afoci · 12-06-2003, 11:33 AM

Don't forget that AE is probably the worst DIII team ever. And in the Navy.

CW on the otherhand has an unhealthy obsession with yaks.

Coffee Warlord · 12-06-2003, 12:24 PM

Which will make victory all that more amusing.

The Afoci · 12-06-2003, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Coffee Warlord
Which will make victory all that more amusing.

Well, that is just...your opinion man...

TargetPractice6 · 12-06-2003, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Coffee Warlord
Which will make victory all that more amusing.

I don't know. We might feel bad beating such defenseless opponents. But hey, if you find it funny...

Poli · 12-06-2003, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Afoci
CW on the otherhand has an unhealthy obsession with yaks.

He said you have an unhealthy obsession.

That's the pot calling the kettle black.

Poli · 12-06-2003, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Afoci
Don't forget that AE is probably the worst DIII team ever. And in the Navy.

I'll go the opposite route:

You're the best team NOT in division 4 and you're a great candidate for the Marines.

Coffee Warlord · 12-06-2003, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ardent enthusiast
He said you have an unhealthy obsession.

That's the pot calling the kettle black.

Pot? As in...a crawfish boiling pot?

Getting...hungry....

TargetPractice6 · 12-06-2003, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Coffee Warlord
Pot? As in...a crawfish boiling pot?

Getting...hungry....

I bet your hat will be very filling after our match.

Coffee Warlord · 12-06-2003, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TargetPractice6
I bet your hat will be very filling after our match.

How'd you guess I was gonna fill my hat with boiled crawdeads dipped in penguin lard?

TargetPractice6 · 12-07-2003, 12:50 AM

Because it was our plan to toture you even more after you lose...

Coffee Warlord · 12-07-2003, 12:45 PM

A tasty treat of crawfish and beer for our victory dinner isn't exactly torture.

Of course, given your inept team, it doesn't surprise me that you can't even torture properly.

The Afoci · 12-07-2003, 03:52 PM

No one has the experience in odd tortures that I do. Now, I admit, the time I attempted to torture a YP by sticking his penis in an electric pencil sharpener was uncalled for and total painful, the one we are planning for your squads is much much worse. I heard Ardent likes pencil sharpeners.

TargetPractice6 · 02-11-2004, 09:25 PM

Attention The Afoci and losers:

Now that AE is free we can finally get this going. So next week I think we should do Penguins-Raiders and Crawfish-Avengers. Then switch up opponents for the next week. Everybody game?

Coffee Warlord · 02-11-2004, 09:31 PM

It's on, you rat bastard. Prepare for DOOM!

Coffee Warlord · 02-11-2004, 09:34 PM

Dola. I have issued the Challenge of Doom. Galesburg shall travel to the vile realm of corruption known as 'Fargo', and have themselves a good old fashioned crawfish boil.

TargetPractice6 · 02-11-2004, 09:36 PM

Okay, the good teams will play at home first. Then we will play at your places next week.

Poli · 02-11-2004, 09:42 PM

Don't hate. Appreciate.

The Afoci · 02-12-2004, 11:09 AM

Is it odd that when I clicked the button to accept the challenge, I could hear the girly voice of CW shriek? Just wondering.

TargetPractice6 · 02-25-2004, 07:38 PM

Congratutlations to the Fighting Crawfish and Airborne Penguins. They win this grudge match because I say so. And the other two teams suck.

The Afoci · 02-25-2004, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TargetPractice6

Congratutlations to the Fighting Crawfish and Airborne Penguins. They win this grudge match because I say so. And the other two teams suck.

Must suck to suck. Suckers.

CRAWFISH AND PENGUINS RULE!

Poli · 02-25-2004, 08:48 PM

You guys suck. Both of you LOST.

TargetPractice6 · 02-25-2004, 08:55 PM

You are familiar with losing I take it?

Coffee Warlord · 02-25-2004, 09:40 PM

No, but you are now.

TargetPractice6 · 02-25-2004, 10:59 PM

More like my scrubs are.

Poli · 02-26-2004, 07:44 AM

Interesting. Haven't you both lost two in a row now?

Coffee Warlord · 02-26-2004, 10:58 AM

I will point out that TP is now 0-2 against Galesburg, with a combined score of 7-0.

Wow does he suck.

The Afoci · 02-26-2004, 11:56 AM

Lucky matches!

PENGUINS AND CRAWFISH RULE!

AE and CW are poopieheads!

11-29-2003, 09:24 PM	#2
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	I'm game! Hater. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

11-30-2003, 12:35 AM	#4
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Slapping around Ardent and his Pansy Side Kick Coffee will be an honor. __________________ I had something.

11-30-2003, 12:55 AM	#5
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	glad to see the Blade Bombers were giving a long consideration...reeeaaalll nice..i even voted or you TP6...next time its all timewar! __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

12-04-2003, 10:30 AM	#8
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Go to hell hippies! Crawfish and penguins rule! __________________ I had something.

12-04-2003, 05:21 PM	#10
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Galesburg is close to Snailsburg which definately is not run and shoot. Plus, the grand master of run and shoothood has been seen using pressing as a tactic. Plus you all smell funny. __________________ I had something.

11-29-2003, 10:25 PM	#3
daedalus Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000	Salute to the Wingmen.

11-30-2003, 12:58 AM	#6
TargetPractice6 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Lexington, KY	Well The Afoci's team is similar to mine in that are both center on animals with abnormal powers. I figure with his crawfish army and my penguin airforce our generic named opponents won't stand a chance

12-04-2003, 10:13 AM	#7
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Ah ha. How did this get to page 2 with me never seeing it. Penguin blubber will be used to boil the Crawdads.

12-04-2003, 05:18 PM	#9
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Yes they most certainly do rule... IN MY BELLY!

12-04-2003, 05:40 PM	#11
illinifan999 Pro Rookie Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: VA	Fighting Eagles? Come on that's an animal with special powers! They fight! Anyway I can't wait to see this thing unfold. __________________ Chicago Eagles 2 time ZFL champions We're "rebuilding"

12-04-2003, 06:08 PM	#12
TargetPractice6 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Lexington, KY	Only a sick, sick man would eat a creature as noble and proud as the penguin. You will be swiftly beaten for this when the time comes! Good day, sir! Last edited by TargetPractice6 : 12-04-2003 at 06:08 PM.

12-05-2003, 08:01 PM	#13
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Coffee and Ardent sitting in a tree. Losers! __________________ I had something. Last edited by The Afoci : 12-05-2003 at 08:02 PM.

12-06-2003, 12:26 AM	#14
Raven Hawk College Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Thunderdome	How did The Afoci get to play Chumley to TP6's Tennessee Tuxedo? I would have thought that Mike Holmgren or Craig Stadler would have fit the role much better. __________________ Owner of The Shreveport Pride in The CFL

12-06-2003, 12:51 AM	#15
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	I'd like to see a trash talking component considered. Winner decided by a poll.

12-06-2003, 01:37 AM	#16
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Poll: Who will win. End of Poll: Us.

12-06-2003, 08:37 AM	#17
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	C Dub, Thanks for all the crawdeads last night. They sure were delicious! __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

12-06-2003, 11:10 AM	#18
TargetPractice6 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Lexington, KY	CW, that poll was asinine! How do you expect to beat me if you can't even keep pace in the real cup? I can definitely see you losing to the Carebears next week! Oh man, won't that be fun Last edited by TargetPractice6 : 12-06-2003 at 11:11 AM.

12-06-2003, 11:33 AM	#19
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Don't forget that AE is probably the worst DIII team ever. And in the Navy. CW on the otherhand has an unhealthy obsession with yaks. __________________ I had something.

12-06-2003, 12:24 PM	#20
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Which will make victory all that more amusing.

12-07-2003, 12:50 AM	#28
TargetPractice6 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Lexington, KY	Because it was our plan to toture you even more after you lose...

12-07-2003, 12:45 PM	#29
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	A tasty treat of crawfish and beer for our victory dinner isn't exactly torture. Of course, given your inept team, it doesn't surprise me that you can't even torture properly.

12-07-2003, 03:52 PM	#30
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	No one has the experience in odd tortures that I do. Now, I admit, the time I attempted to torture a YP by sticking his penis in an electric pencil sharpener was uncalled for and total painful, the one we are planning for your squads is much much worse. I heard Ardent likes pencil sharpeners. __________________ I had something.

02-11-2004, 09:25 PM	#31
TargetPractice6 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Lexington, KY	Attention The Afoci and losers: Now that AE is free we can finally get this going. So next week I think we should do Penguins-Raiders and Crawfish-Avengers. Then switch up opponents for the next week. Everybody game?

02-11-2004, 09:31 PM	#32
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	It's on, you rat bastard. Prepare for DOOM!

02-11-2004, 09:34 PM	#33
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Dola. I have issued the Challenge of Doom. Galesburg shall travel to the vile realm of corruption known as 'Fargo', and have themselves a good old fashioned crawfish boil.

02-11-2004, 09:36 PM	#34
TargetPractice6 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Lexington, KY	Okay, the good teams will play at home first. Then we will play at your places next week.

02-11-2004, 09:42 PM	#35
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Don't hate. Appreciate. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

02-12-2004, 11:09 AM	#36
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Is it odd that when I clicked the button to accept the challenge, I could hear the girly voice of CW shriek? Just wondering. __________________ I had something.

02-25-2004, 07:38 PM	#37
TargetPractice6 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Lexington, KY	Congratutlations to the Fighting Crawfish and Airborne Penguins. They win this grudge match because I say so. And the other two teams suck.

02-25-2004, 08:48 PM	#39
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	You guys suck. Both of you LOST. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

02-25-2004, 08:55 PM	#40
TargetPractice6 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Lexington, KY	You are familiar with losing I take it?

02-25-2004, 09:40 PM	#41
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	No, but you are now.

02-25-2004, 10:59 PM	#42
TargetPractice6 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Lexington, KY	More like my scrubs are.

02-26-2004, 07:44 AM	#43
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Interesting. Haven't you both lost two in a row now? __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

02-26-2004, 10:58 AM	#44
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	I will point out that TP is now 0-2 against Galesburg, with a combined score of 7-0. Wow does he suck.