The Simple Life

MJ4H · 12-02-2003, 08:08 PM

So I just found out via phone that my mother-in-law actually KNOWS the people whose farm this show is filmed on. Groovy.

Radii · 12-02-2003, 08:52 PM

my fiancee turned it on for the first 15 minutes. Can you pay the family to kill these two women? Please?

yabanci · 12-02-2003, 08:56 PM

kill them?? No, please have them tie up Paris Hilton and ship her to me.

judicial clerk · 12-02-2003, 09:01 PM

The review of this show in my local newspaper finished by asking that someone please club these women to death with a boat oar. I think that captures my sentiments perfectly.

Suicane75 · 12-02-2003, 09:01 PM

Paris Hilton may have the ugliest vagina I have ever seen.

pjstp20 · 12-02-2003, 09:01 PM

No, kill them, or at least give them a reality check.

bryce · 12-02-2003, 09:04 PM

Nicole Richie seems a little more grounded than Paris Hilton, not that that's saying much, but Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson should have a show - they would make quite a pair together. Paris comes across pretty damn dumb, but Jessica has proven her stupidity time and time again, so Paris has some catching up to do. Don't worry, though, I'll monitor the situation closely...

samifan24 · 12-02-2003, 09:20 PM

Am I the only one who doesn't find Paris Hilton attractive?

The Afoci · 12-02-2003, 09:21 PM

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Originally posted by Suicane75
Paris Hilton may have the ugliest vagina I have ever seen.

Quit your spreading of lies. You want ugly, find a sixty year old and start at her shoes. It only gets uglier as you go up.

Easy Mac · 12-02-2003, 09:25 PM

I have no idea how you could do her from behind. She's so fucking bony, her tailbone would probably make huge gashes in your legs.

Suicane75 · 12-02-2003, 09:28 PM

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Originally posted by samifan24
Am I the only one who doesn't find Paris Hilton attractive?

No, I find her wholey unnatractive, heh.

Suicane75 · 12-02-2003, 09:30 PM

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Originally posted by Easy Mac
I have no idea how you could do her from behind. She's so fucking bony, her tailbone would probably make huge gashes in your legs.

Her body, her face, her nether area, her personality, all of those things turn me off, I get more sexually excited watching Angie Harmon wear a business suit and talk smart in one episode of Law and Order than I would if Paris Hilton were doing squat thrusts naked on my coffee table from now to new years eve.

SackAttack · 12-02-2003, 09:38 PM

That's "bad naked," huh?

Suicane75 · 12-02-2003, 09:45 PM

There comes an age where stupid becomes unnatractive.
See, Spears, Britney and Aguilerra, Christina in about 3 years.

cuervo72 · 12-02-2003, 10:49 PM

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Originally posted by SackAttack
That's "bad naked," huh?

But the thing you don't realize is that there's good naked and bad naked. Naked hair brushing - good. Naked crouching - bad.

CraigSca · 12-02-2003, 11:18 PM

When I saw the commercials for this, I thought that it would probably be a lot of fun to watch the two girls severely out of their element. However, the more I thought about it, the more it angered me that they live in a coddled environment where they could take pride in the fact that they've never actually had to work for anything in their lives and yet still have more than anyone could possibly want (please forgive the run-on). Anyway, rather than throw a brick at the TV, I think I'll watch basketball or something...

Buccaneer · 12-02-2003, 11:43 PM

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Originally posted by Suicane75
I get more sexually excited watching Angie Harmon wear a business suit and talk smart in one episode of Law and Order

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Uh oh...ugh....ugh.....UGH...(now where are the kleenexes?)

Suicane75: Will you marry me?

Craptacular · 12-02-2003, 11:45 PM

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Originally posted by Radii
my fiancee turned it on for the first 15 minutes. Can you pay the family to kill these two women? Please?

Can they kill the producers who create this kind of $hit first please?

Shkspr · 12-03-2003, 01:05 AM

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Originally posted by Buccaneer
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Uh oh...ugh....ugh.....UGH...(now where are the kleenexes?)

Suicane75: Will you marry me?

I thought you were from that generation where the marriage had to be performed before the ugh ugh UGH, Bucc.

GoldenEagle · 12-03-2003, 01:09 AM

It is filmed in Altus, AR which is about 10 minutes from where I go to school at.

Suicane75 · 12-03-2003, 03:38 AM

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Originally posted by Buccaneer
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Uh oh...ugh....ugh.....UGH...(now where are the kleenexes?)

Suicane75: Will you marry me?

There is a pirate joke to be made here.
Perhaps we could just hold each other whilst watching Law And Order?
Im more of a cuddler anyway.

cuervo72 · 12-03-2003, 08:56 AM

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Originally posted by GoldenEagle
It is filmed in Altus, AR which is about 10 minutes from where I go to school at.

Apparently, they don't teach grammar in Arkansas.

Samdari · 12-03-2003, 09:12 AM

Is anyone else offended that this chick is famous for absolutely no reason whatsoever?

Seriously, the tape made her name known to a lot more people than she was, but it would have been news if she had not been marginally famous in the first place. People make videos of themselves having sex and put it on the internet all the time. Or so I've heard. Its only news if a celeb does it, so she was obviously considered one beforehand.

Her only talent (as is obvious from the very disappointing video) is being the daughter of a rich dude. This is worthy of celebrity? She needs to go away. And take Britney with her.

digamma · 12-03-2003, 12:26 PM

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Originally posted by Samdari
Is anyone else offended that this chick is famous for absolutely no reason whatsoever?

Seriously, the tape made her name known to a lot more people than she was, but it would have been news if she had not been marginally famous in the first place. People make videos of themselves having sex and put it on the internet all the time. Or so I've heard. Its only news if a celeb does it, so she was obviously considered one beforehand.

Her only talent (as is obvious from the very disappointing video) is being the daughter of a rich dude. This is worthy of celebrity? She needs to go away. And take Britney with her.

I saw an episode of Punk'd last night where they were doing a red carpet segment. (If you haven't seen before, they will put various "reporters on the red carpet to annoy/badger celebrities.) In this one, they had a foreign reporter and a translator. The translator would just make up questions, because she couldn't understand the translator.

Anyhow, the Ritchie girl comes up, and the translator asks her: "Are you just famous because of your father?"

Her answer: "No, I have a television show called the Simple Life on Fox. It stars me and Paris Hilton."

At least an 80 on the UIC scale, in my opinion.

MJ4H · 12-03-2003, 01:01 PM

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Originally posted by digamma

Anyhow, the Ritchie girl comes up, and the translator asks her: "Are you just famous because of your father?"

Her answer: "No, I have a television show called the Simple Life on Fox. It stars me and Paris Hilton."

At least an 80 on the UIC scale, in my opinion.

You left out the funniest part of that exchange, when the reporter asked when her home video was coming out. I laughed pretty hard at that.

HornedFrog Purple · 12-03-2003, 01:13 PM

I don't like these shows anyway, but one spinoff they could do that I would watch is pick a crew of Joe Public armchair quarterbacks and give them complete control with head coaching, coordinators and other staff of a semi-pro football team for training camp and the season and document it each week. The kicker must be that they receive absolutely no assistance of any kind from the show or the outside.

ESPN I'll sue.

TLK · 12-03-2003, 01:33 PM

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Originally posted by HornedFrog Purple
I don't like these shows anyway, but one spinoff they could do that I would watch is pick a crew of Joe Public armchair quarterbacks and give them complete control with head coaching, coordinators and other staff of a semi-pro football team for training camp and the season and document it each week. The kicker must be that they receive absolutely no assistance of any kind from the show or the outside.

ESPN I'll sue.

I smell money......

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12-02-2003, 08:52 PM	#2
Radii Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	my fiancee turned it on for the first 15 minutes. Can you pay the family to kill these two women? Please?

12-02-2003, 08:56 PM	#3
yabanci College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jun 2003	kill them?? No, please have them tie up Paris Hilton and ship her to me.

12-02-2003, 09:01 PM	#4
judicial clerk College Benchwarmer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Portland, OR	The review of this show in my local newspaper finished by asking that someone please club these women to death with a boat oar. I think that captures my sentiments perfectly.

12-02-2003, 09:01 PM	#5
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Paris Hilton may have the ugliest vagina I have ever seen.

12-02-2003, 09:01 PM	#6
pjstp20 High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Tallahassee, FL	No, kill them, or at least give them a reality check.

12-02-2003, 09:04 PM	#7
bryce High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dallas, TX	Nicole Richie seems a little more grounded than Paris Hilton, not that that's saying much, but Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson should have a show - they would make quite a pair together. Paris comes across pretty damn dumb, but Jessica has proven her stupidity time and time again, so Paris has some catching up to do. Don't worry, though, I'll monitor the situation closely...

12-02-2003, 09:25 PM	#10
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	I have no idea how you could do her from behind. She's so fucking bony, her tailbone would probably make huge gashes in your legs.

12-02-2003, 09:38 PM	#13
SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	That's "bad naked," huh?

12-02-2003, 09:45 PM	#14
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	There comes an age where stupid becomes unnatractive. See, Spears, Britney and Aguilerra, Christina in about 3 years.

12-02-2003, 11:18 PM	#16
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	When I saw the commercials for this, I thought that it would probably be a lot of fun to watch the two girls severely out of their element. However, the more I thought about it, the more it angered me that they live in a coddled environment where they could take pride in the fact that they've never actually had to work for anything in their lives and yet still have more than anyone could possibly want (please forgive the run-on). Anyway, rather than throw a brick at the TV, I think I'll watch basketball or something...

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