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Obtaining cleavage...
Is buying lobster for a girl to see her boobies really just paying for sex?
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01-07-2004, 03:55 PM
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Depends how big the lobster is...
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01-07-2004, 03:58 PM
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Depends how big the cleavage is...
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01-07-2004, 04:00 PM
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Is buying her a Big Mac a sign that maybe the cleavage may not be up to par?
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01-07-2004, 04:00 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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Depends. Do you get to travel to the southern valleys after viewing the northern mountains?
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01-07-2004, 04:03 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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I'm sorry, but I don't think lobsters really care about such things...
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01-07-2004, 04:07 PM
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That all depends on if she puts the claws on her nipples when she's done.
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01-07-2004, 04:35 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Kansas City, MO
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If you're buying her a lobster to see her boobies, I think I see a problem with your technique. What are you going to have to buy her to vacation south of the border?
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01-07-2004, 04:36 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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But if she doesn't put the claws on her nipples then she's......
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01-07-2004, 04:40 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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this is truly the question of a married man.
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01-07-2004, 07:20 PM
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Heh heh heh... You said "boobies"... Heh heh heh...
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01-07-2004, 07:34 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2001
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Wait, you're supposed to buy them something for sex? I normally just take them to a frat party. Alcohol makes sex much easier
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01-07-2004, 08:27 PM
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i thought you just waited for your roommate to have breakup sex, Easy Mac.
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01-07-2004, 11:08 PM
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01-07-2004, 11:10 PM
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Buy me taco bell and i'll show you my hairy nipples
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01-07-2004, 11:13 PM
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Do lobsters have boobies?
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01-08-2004, 11:38 AM
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I think a lobster should at least be worth a lapdance.
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01-08-2004, 11:43 AM
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Lobster is definately on the Physical Commitment portion of the menu.
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01-08-2004, 12:04 PM
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Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Kennesaw, GA
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pix pls
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01-08-2004, 12:07 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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The lobster is fine. Just don't give her a lighter. But if you do give her a lighter, watch out for the mud shrimp.
Dear God. The mud shrimp.
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