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View Poll Results: Puff Balls make you feel less manly
Yes 12 34.29%
No 20 57.14%
I have a puff in my rectum. 3 8.57%
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Old 02-03-2004, 10:09 PM   #1
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Bath Puffs?

Do you feel a little less like a man when you have a bath puff hanging in your shower. I know whenever my girlfriend comes over, she brings her little puff ball and hangs it in the shower. I just feel less like a man with a little fluffy ball in my shower. Granted, its soothing to the skin, but its not manly.

Whats your opinion on the fluff ball, and is there anything else that makes you feel less like a man... like duvet covers or v-neck sweaters?


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Old 02-03-2004, 10:12 PM   #2
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I think we all know who the "Puff" is here
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Old 02-03-2004, 10:15 PM   #3
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I like to call Skydog "Big Papa Puff"
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Old 02-03-2004, 10:15 PM   #4
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last week my gf came over and sprayed her perfume over all my chlothes...she said it was so no matter where i was, i would think of her...all it did was make everything i owned smell like chick...i spent hours trying to wash it...my chlothes still smell enough to get comments from the guys...that can kinda kill the whole manhood thing...
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Old 02-03-2004, 10:17 PM   #5
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my bath puff is dark green and can kill enemy soldiers.
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Old 02-03-2004, 10:17 PM   #6
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Wow, thats pathetic. I at least get a naked shower with my girl ,you get stuck with smelly clothes.
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Old 02-03-2004, 10:18 PM   #7
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BTW, I have the white puff currently hanging in the shower.
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Old 02-03-2004, 10:19 PM   #8
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i never said i didnt get the shower too...but this is not the place to mention that...illini might get jealous
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Old 02-03-2004, 10:20 PM   #9
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i never said i didnt get the shower too...but this is not the place to mention that...illini might get jealous

Did he not get a shower when he sprayed cologne on your clothes?
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Old 02-03-2004, 10:22 PM   #10
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Did he not get a shower when he sprayed cologne on your clothes?

Ouch...that one hurt more the the perfume on chlothes, and had a simliar wit to it....are you sure your not my gf?
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Old 02-03-2004, 10:25 PM   #11
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Old 02-03-2004, 10:28 PM   #12
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I prefer scrubbie, not a faggoty bath puff
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Old 02-03-2004, 10:30 PM   #13
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Man, puffs are at least a bit rough... scrubbies are all soft and for people with sensative wangs.
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Old 02-03-2004, 10:32 PM   #14
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my bath puff can demolish buildings and emits a stream of fire.
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Old 02-03-2004, 10:35 PM   #15
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sorry i dont have rough weiner asshole. sorry hes sensitive to the touch of anything remotely scrapily
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Old 02-03-2004, 11:38 PM   #16
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I will be damned if any woman has or ever will come between me, my bathtub, and my Mr Bubbles.
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Old 02-03-2004, 11:40 PM   #17
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I have that purple one on the bottom right. I'll turn in my man-card now.


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Old 02-03-2004, 11:45 PM   #18
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We have bypassed the puffs at our house, the wife has gloves!!
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Old 02-04-2004, 12:41 AM   #19
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I don't have a problem with v-neck sweaters, so long as she's wearing them.

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Old 02-04-2004, 01:24 AM   #20
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The girlfriend keeps trying to change my shower habits. I need to use a puff because my washclock doesn't do a good enough job. I need to use body wash instead of soap because it's better for my skin. Blah blah blah blah blah. I'm a man, I don't care about that shit. Give me some Irish Spring and I'm a happy camper...
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Old 02-04-2004, 01:29 AM   #21
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Old 02-04-2004, 06:55 AM   #22
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My wife and daughter use them, but since I don't, I don't feel that my manhood is threatened simply because there's one hanging in each bathroom.
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Old 02-04-2004, 06:58 AM   #23
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Y'all BATHE???????????


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Old 02-04-2004, 08:07 AM   #24
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I have one a use it. It feels so good after a long day of having my ass violated
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Old 02-04-2004, 08:08 AM   #25
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I use pumice and sandpaper.

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Old 02-04-2004, 08:24 AM   #26
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I prefer scrubbie, not a faggoty bath puff

You just used the word "scrubbie." That's faggoty.
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Old 02-04-2004, 08:33 AM   #27
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I use a couple of "for men" products that I would have never heard of or thought about if I wans't engaged and if my fiancee didn't come home one day and say "here, use this in the shower" ... but no scrubbie puff ball thingy, the fiancee's is green but it doesn't offend me being in the shower any more than the 25 bottles of things I don't understand for god knows what that she keeps in there
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Old 02-04-2004, 08:42 AM   #28
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You just used the word "scrubbie." That's faggoty.

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Old 02-18-2004, 08:37 AM   #29
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I just went to the dermatologist for a rash on my arms, and it turns out it's caused by the low humidity and cold weather. So, I've got to change my soap from the deodorant kind to Dove, Neutrogena, etc. My wife happens to have the liquid Dove. I told her I preferred a bar of soap. She told me I would live if I had to use a "scrubby." I told her I didn't see that happening. She started laughing and called me wierd.

I'd show her this thread, but I think it might convince her I am wierd, as opposed to demonstrating that I am normal.
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Old 02-18-2004, 09:00 AM   #30
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I have a red puff that's not on that picture...
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Old 02-18-2004, 09:35 AM   #31
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I like these scrubbies or puffs or whatever their called. I don't use one, but Lady H_B does and when I'm at her place, well, there is no real option.

I don't know how many of you recall the advertizing campaign they had when these first came out. The puffies were sold with the bath gel. The TV spokesman was none other than Craig "Ironhead" Heyward (fullback for the Saints).

It was Heyward talking about how the gel and how good it was. And then at some point he looked at the camera and was holding the puffie, grasping the loop between his thumb and forefinger and said in a high-pitched girly-voice "But Ironhead, what about the thingie?" He then broke into agressive, tough football voice (frown and all) yelling about how manly clean it made you and how it got you and all.

It was classic. One of my favorites.
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Old 02-18-2004, 09:39 AM   #32
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I do remember that, now that you mention it. I'm guessing that that ad campaign worked about as well as the "moistened toilet paper for adults" (i.e., adult baby wipes) ads worked.
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Old 02-18-2004, 09:39 AM   #33
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Dola,

Here's the script:

I'm used to challenges. After using Zest, I challenge you to change your notion about liquid soap products.

Now, I hear you snickering, saying, "But, Ironhead! Aren't body washes for ladies?"

Hey! Zest body wash doesn't contain heavy moisturizers!

"But Ironhead, What's with this thingy?"

Listen, chump! That Zest Lather Builder really works! You get up to 70 % more suds than soap. That
means you get cleaner. PERIOD!
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Old 02-18-2004, 09:51 AM   #34
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"But, Ironhead! Aren't body washes for ladies?"

Listen, chump! That Zest Lather Builder really works! You get up to 70 % more suds than soap. That means you get cleaner. And your PERIOD!

So I guess the answer to that question is Yes?
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Old 02-18-2004, 10:12 AM   #35
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My wife has multiple puffs hanging in our shower. I'm comfortable enough that they don't make me feel less of a man when I see them in our shower. Now, if I ever used them.. well I wouldn't admit it if I did
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Old 02-18-2004, 10:18 AM   #36
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Do you feel a little less like a man when you have a bath puff hanging in your shower. I know whenever my girlfriend comes over, she brings her little puff ball and hangs it in the shower. I just feel less like a man with a little fluffy ball in my shower. Granted, its soothing to the skin, but its not manly.

Whats your opinion on the fluff ball, and is there anything else that makes you feel less like a man... like duvet covers or v-neck sweaters?


Those colors sure don't help. I answered the poll before you said it was your girlfriend's though. Doesn't just knowing what a duvet cover is make you feel like less of a man? I hope the 17 people who answered that one of those things doesn't make you feel like less of man realize that it may not make you feel like less of one, but it certainly does make you less of one.
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