Wedding ends in jail

Peregrine · 02-06-2004, 04:33 AM

Just a little offbeat story I saw on Fox's website that I thought was funny:

It didn't turn out to be a happy wedding day for a Centerville, Utah, couple.

While buying makeup last Saturday for a wedding later that day, the Salt Lake Tribune reports, the maid of honor dropped a bombshell on the bride.

She'd slept with the groom the night before.

"Obviously, this was upsetting to the bride-to-be," Centerville Police Lt. Paul Child told the newspaper.

A fight broke out, the cops came, and the would-be bride was cited for assault.

After the dust settled, the bride, 20, said she "wanted to have a little chat" with the groom.

"We decided it would be best to have an officer accompany her," Child told the Tribune.

Police quickly found that the groom, 19, had several outstanding warrants for his arrest. He was hauled off to jail.

Child said the would-be husband and wife never did get a chance to speak, and the maid of honor was stranded without a ride home in the Target parking lot where the fight took place.

The Tribune asked if the wedding was canceled.

"I can only assume so," Child replied.

Darkiller · 02-06-2004, 04:38 AM

fantastic flying froggies · 02-06-2004, 05:08 AM

Pretty sad, really...

PsychoCop · 02-06-2004, 06:38 AM

That's sad... hope it never happens to me... the bride finding out...

Axxon · 02-06-2004, 06:48 AM

1. It's incredibly sad.

2. I really like Centerville Police Lt. Paul Child. He really said almost exactly what I can imagine I'd have said in the same situation. Dry subtle humor. Very calculated. Classic.

Samdari · 02-06-2004, 07:11 AM

This could be the opening episode to the reality/newsmagazine television series I dream of starting.

"White Trash America"

sturmie · 02-06-2004, 08:06 AM

19 and 20 yrs old? sheesh....that's way too young to be getting hitched anyway.

sturmie

RawIsDan · 02-06-2004, 08:22 AM

Jerry ! Jerry !

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02-06-2004, 06:48 AM	#5
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02-06-2004, 07:11 AM	#6
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sturmie Mascot Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: O-HI-O	19 and 20 yrs old? sheesh....that's way too young to be getting hitched anyway. sturmie Last edited by sturmie : 02-06-2004 at 08:06 AM.

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