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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
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OT - Repeating Sentence Puzzle
I recall some time ago seeing a puzzle along these lines, and thought it might be interesting to try out here. There's a fair degree of latitude involved... so there might be some creative answers that work.
The puzzle is this: Construct an intelligible English language sentence... (okay, we've lost some of our audience already) ...which uses the same exact word as many times in a row as possible. Conditions: -You may not use quotations. (XXX = He said "winner winner.") -You may not use the word as a reference to itself. (XXX = We like "like" better than "dislike.") -This space reserved to smack down clever entries that otherwise sneak around the intentions of the contest |
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
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For what it's worth, what I really remember about this contest from some time ago was a particularly clever response which used only one word, repeated several times, and could (with a little imagination) be construed as a working sentence.
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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It's clear that that that was the best that of all.
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College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Can we use another sentence to set up the contest sentence? Give it context, etc.
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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Is is is, is it not?
edit - Don't both of our entries violate the second condition?
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
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In my mind, the third appearance of the word requires quotations... and I'm interpreting (that) and ("that") to be separate words. You get two in a row... maybe the easiest word with which to do so. |
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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Probably so.
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
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This reminds me of the old punctuation riddle with the word "had" eleven times in a row.
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
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Yes, that seems fair enough to me. The "clever" answer I alluded to probably requires at least some setup... at least to refresh people's recollections about multiple meanings of the word. |
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Your mother's, mother's, mother's, mother's, mother's, mother's, mother's, mother's, mother wears army boots.
--no idea if this is correct...just sounded cool...
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
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For the sake of this puzzle, what defines a word? Is it a grouping of letters in the same order, or does the meaning have to be the same?
In other words, in the sentence "The WR has to considered a top draft pick once you combine his college stats with his combine performance..." is "combine" considered the same word?
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
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Good point. Multiple meanings are fine - i.e. you are free to combine combine ratings into an index, and double up. |
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: New Hampshire, USA
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I know that that that that person said is true.
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
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I'd like to use rule #3 on you... but I'm not sure if I can do so. Of course, this would make the contest trivial, since this could theoretically have no end. I guess I'll invoke rule #3 and suggest that this generically violates the spirit of the contest. But it's damned clever. |
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
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That is very good. |
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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damn you, you poker and racing degenerate...
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Join Date: Jan 2002
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
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The clever entry that I recall from some years ago is as follows:
(for background purposes) buffalo = Bison bison, endangered herd animal(s) buffalo = semi-slang term for "to confuse" Therefore, if you wanted to say that bison confuse bison, you could state it thusly: Buffalo buffalo buffalo. And, if you wanted to observe this fact, and then note that the bison who are themselves confused by other bison are a source of confusion to other bison. A more concise phrasing might be: Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo. ...and you can see how it could get even more disjointed from there. But at least in concept, it's a workable sentence. |
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
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I guess that this one ought to go under a "gratuitous redundancy" clause, which probably should have been its own rule. But I see it as being slightly different from the "mother's mother's..." idea, as that has an arguably specific meaning (i.e. six uses is different from five uses). Last edited by QuikSand : 02-06-2004 at 03:21 PM. |
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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What if it was REALLY good? edit -- I guarantee you find that passage in a sitcom script...
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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I suppose my "is" entry was discounted on the same basis as the original "that" entry?
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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Does it have to be the same exact spelling or can it sound phonetically identical?
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
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Here, I draw the line. Same spelling is required, not just the same pronounciation. (Though that might make for another interesting puzzle...) |
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
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Can we gerund the word, or does it have to be the exact same all the way through?
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Fort Worthless, Tx
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Ok
![]() My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my how you've grown. I know... cheap...
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Come on...that's like doing the Billy White Shoes Johnson in the endzone and saying you invented it. I lay claim to this application of rule #3...
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"Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales Last edited by rkmsuf : 02-06-2004 at 03:36 PM. |
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
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Same spelling. No plurals, derivative forms, or other variations - same exact spelling. On paper, it should appear to be the exact same word. |
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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I took the chair back back back when I was younger.
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Who are you Chris Berman?
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"Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales |
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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+ + + + + + + +
If I was to add the number of plusses above, in a sentence, it would read: Plus, plus plus, plus plus, plus plus, plus plus, plus plus, plus plus, plus plus, equals eight plusses. Of course, this one has no end either, unless someone screams "Yo Momma" or "Plus infinity!"
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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Yo, yo' yo-yo is broken!
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Hattrick Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2002
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My last attempt:
Bulls bulls bulls gore gore gore. (?) (Bulls *that* bulls *that* bulls gore *themselves* gore *themselves* gore)
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
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I think this violates rule two, with self-references. |
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Join Date: Sep 2001
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One of my all-time favorites from a college lecture discussing Rousseau (picture a heavily accented Indian professor):
The general will will will that society... Last edited by digamma : 02-06-2004 at 03:53 PM. |
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Join Date: Jul 2002
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I do do do do when I sit on the toilet.
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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This may not fit the rules either, but expanding on digamma's
John's will, will will Will's will to Bob. ![]() I am not certain if the Will's is allowed. If not you can atleast get 4 by saying John's will, will will Will to Bob. ![]() Last edited by primelord : 02-06-2004 at 05:36 PM. |
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Syracuse, NY
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This contest is so so...
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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"What's the bill bill?" Bill asked, in a lame attempt at humor, as he picked up his ballcap from the cleaners following a nasty incident with a seagull.
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Or how about John's good will will, will will Will to Bob.
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Internets
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two-thirds, two-thirds, two-thirds, two-thirds, two-thirds, two-thirds, two-thirds is how you answer seven consecutive QS puzzles.
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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Gay Gay, gay and content one moment, had had enough of the The The album she was listening to, and thought that that band was only so-so, so she put on the Lisa Lisa CD and sat down to watch an episode of Sister Sister.
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
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Join Date: Jul 2002
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Originally, but she was brought up up in Bora Bora. She wanted to go back, back when she got out of Sing Sing (where she, after she was tried, tried being a lesbian for the first time), but she, being so thick-headed, headed to Walla Walla instead. |
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