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korme · 02-09-2004, 10:13 PM

BLACK.

What are some of your favorite anecdotes, sayings, cliches, etc?

Chubby · 02-09-2004, 10:14 PM

You shot who in the what now?

Fonzie · 02-09-2004, 10:18 PM

Ayyyyyyyyyyy!

Noop · 02-09-2004, 10:25 PM

Shorty please draft me!!!

Qwikshot · 02-09-2004, 10:32 PM

What what WHAT!

Poli · 02-09-2004, 10:34 PM

Does a fat puppy hate fast cars?

Blade6119 · 02-09-2004, 10:35 PM

Im sorry, all i heard was blah blah blah blah blah im a dirty tramp

I love that one...never gets old!

Noble_Platypus · 02-09-2004, 10:41 PM

Never rub another mans rhubarb

VPI97 · 02-09-2004, 10:44 PM

To be said in Ace Ventura-speak: Alrighty then!!

Kill me.

Vince · 02-09-2004, 10:45 PM

It's all good.

Marmel · 02-09-2004, 10:50 PM

My two favorites:

1) Hey Schmidty, Why don't you go fuck yourself!

2) Please leave me the hell alone Neuqua!

Fonzie · 02-09-2004, 10:57 PM

All hail Brak!

bbor · 02-09-2004, 11:03 PM

Word!

Noop · 02-09-2004, 11:11 PM

Shorty--> Noop--> Great Choice

noop

Chubby · 02-09-2004, 11:17 PM

hey brad

MrBug708 · 02-09-2004, 11:18 PM

Well Fuck me with a spoon

Blade6119 · 02-09-2004, 11:21 PM

illinois blows

SirFozzie · 02-09-2004, 11:30 PM

One of my friends got severely drunk one day.. and of course, the rest of us were kind and understanding about it when he showed up the next day around 2:30 PM. When asked how he was feeling.. he stated...

"Oh, I'm alright, except for Cthulu, King Kong and Godzilla doing a conga line in my head"

It's become standdard for one of use to use "Oh, I'm alright.. except for".. when we are in a bad mood.. huriting or whatever..

Fonzie · 02-09-2004, 11:32 PM

I bent my wookie.

Chubby · 02-09-2004, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade6119

illinois blows

or my favorite variation...

Dean Houston blows.

Peregrine · 02-09-2004, 11:57 PM

There's a Simpsons gag where Bart and Lisa are going to play rock-paper-scissors to decide something, and Lisa is thinking "Poor predictable Bart, always chooses rock." and then they cut to Bart thinking "Good old rock, nothing beats that!"

So it's become a favorite thing of mine to say Good old X..nothing beats that! especially when a friend is doing something foolish.

Glengoyne · 02-10-2004, 12:21 AM

Well you've got that going for ya.

JeeberD · 02-10-2004, 12:22 AM

Monkeys!!!

k0ruptr · 02-10-2004, 12:31 AM

You say this just as your walking past someone and right before they get out of earshot.

"So I was doing 112 MPH through a school zone right..."

NoMyths · 02-10-2004, 01:38 AM

Well, at least we still got pussy.

Fritz · 02-10-2004, 05:56 AM

Well, at least we still got NoMyths.

Ben E Lou · 02-10-2004, 06:03 AM

I don't have a dog in that fight.

SnowMan · 02-10-2004, 06:04 AM

Maple Leafs · 02-10-2004, 06:10 AM

Useful in sales meetings: "Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining."
Useful on first dates: "Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out."
Never useful, and in extremely poor taste: "You smell like an anchovie's cunt."

JonInMiddleGA · 02-10-2004, 06:16 AM

"That's like trying to teach a pig to read -- it does you no good and annoys the hell out of the pig"

and

"There goes another poster child for retroactive abortion"

Senator · 02-10-2004, 07:30 AM

Your what hurts?

Butter · 02-10-2004, 07:43 AM

So, how's that working out for you then?

timmae · 02-10-2004, 07:53 AM

Do what you gotta do to get the girl.

And my all time personal favorite.....

I wanted to have all my ducks in a row so that if we did get into a posture we could pretty much slam dunk this thing and put it to bed.

scooper · 02-10-2004, 07:58 AM

My father passed away five years ago. We only knew he was sick for about six weeks. The doctor informed him of his cancer and it's late stage and then left the room. At that point, my dad looked at us and said:

"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"

Through the tears, we burst into laughter. I've been using that one ever since.

rkmsuf · 02-10-2004, 08:03 AM

Now matter where you go, there you are...

The Afoci · 02-10-2004, 08:04 AM

Even a blind squirrel gets to bust a nut sometimes.

KevinNU7 · 02-10-2004, 08:37 AM

ZING!

Poli · 02-10-2004, 08:54 AM

When you take the bus, you get there.

wig · 02-10-2004, 09:00 AM

XXX called, he wants his xxx back.

wig · 02-10-2004, 09:00 AM

Is this a draft, or are we just naming phrases?

Ben E Lou · 02-10-2004, 09:03 AM

My anus was burning.

Poli · 02-10-2004, 09:08 AM

That's what you get when you mix electronics with stupidity.

Airhog · 02-10-2004, 09:09 AM

This will keep the men from homosexuality....for about 3 days!

Theres a what in your what?

Gerbiltastic

Poli · 02-10-2004, 09:11 AM

said about any bad situation you may be in:

This party sucks.

Poli · 02-10-2004, 09:15 AM

This reminds me of two of my favorite "No Fun Rules" for my division onboard the USS Carr some 4 or 5 years ago. Our division officer didn't like us relaxing, and would "ban" anything that we didn't for enjoyment. Such as: Cards, movies, television, video games, board games, etc.

Five or six of us came up with the "No Fun Rules", which started off somewhat seriously. We were listing everything he said we couldn't have. I've got them somewhere, maybe I'll post them. Anyway, two of my all time favorites:

No eating red meat.

No being a vegetarian.

MJ4H · 02-10-2004, 09:18 AM

The jerk store called and they're running out of you.

SplitPersonality1 · 02-10-2004, 09:23 AM

It's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra.

3ric · 02-10-2004, 09:27 AM

A modern classic from Seinfeld:
"The sea was angry that day, my friend"

Sun Tzu · 02-10-2004, 09:29 AM

:in comic book guy voice: "Worst xxx ever"

When I'm in a conversation that calls for the mentioning of a electronic device or something a bit zany I'll say this for example. "And that's why God invented Toasters" or something along those lines.

The Afoci · 02-10-2004, 09:33 AM

From Flag Football Sunday...

Down, Set, HOLLA HOLLA.

Don't mix drugs with football.

02-09-2004, 10:25 PM	#4
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida	Shorty please draft me!!! __________________ Living in an Oligarchy.

02-09-2004, 10:34 PM	#6
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Does a fat puppy hate fast cars? __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

02-09-2004, 10:35 PM	#7
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	Im sorry, all i heard was blah blah blah blah blah im a dirty tramp I love that one...never gets old! __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

02-09-2004, 10:41 PM	#8
Noble_Platypus College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: York, Pa	Never rub another mans rhubarb __________________ We had the $240, we had to have the puddin'

02-09-2004, 10:44 PM	#9
VPI97 Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Kennesaw, GA	To be said in Ace Ventura-speak: Alrighty then!! Kill me. __________________ CT & Jivin - "Surprisingly Entertaining"

02-09-2004, 10:14 PM	#2
Chubby Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Syracuse, NY	You shot who in the what now?

02-09-2004, 10:18 PM	#3
Fonzie Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Illinois	Ayyyyyyyyyyy!

02-09-2004, 10:32 PM	#5
Qwikshot Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ...down the gravity well	What what WHAT!

02-09-2004, 10:45 PM	#10
Vince Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Willow Glen, CA	It's all good. __________________ Every time a Dodger scores a run, an angel has its wings ripped off by a demon, and is forced to tearfully beg the demon to cauterize the wounds.The demon will refuse, and the sobbing angel will lie in a puddle of angel blood and feathers for eternity, wondering why the Dodgers are allowed to score runs.That’s not me talking: that’s science. McCoveyChronicles.com.

02-09-2004, 10:50 PM	#11
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	My two favorites: 1) Hey Schmidty, Why don't you go fuck yourself! 2) Please leave me the hell alone Neuqua! __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

02-09-2004, 10:57 PM	#12
Fonzie Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Illinois	All hail Brak!

02-09-2004, 11:03 PM	#13
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Word! __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

02-09-2004, 11:11 PM	#14
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida	Shorty--> Noop--> Great Choice noop __________________ Living in an Oligarchy.

02-09-2004, 11:17 PM	#15
Chubby Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Syracuse, NY	hey brad

02-09-2004, 11:18 PM	#16
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Well Fuck me with a spoon

02-09-2004, 11:21 PM	#17
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	illinois blows __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

02-09-2004, 11:30 PM	#18
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	One of my friends got severely drunk one day.. and of course, the rest of us were kind and understanding about it when he showed up the next day around 2:30 PM. When asked how he was feeling.. he stated... "Oh, I'm alright, except for Cthulu, King Kong and Godzilla doing a conga line in my head" It's become standdard for one of use to use "Oh, I'm alright.. except for".. when we are in a bad mood.. huriting or whatever.. __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

02-09-2004, 11:32 PM	#19
Fonzie Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Illinois	I bent my wookie.

02-09-2004, 11:57 PM	#21
Peregrine Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Cary, NC	There's a Simpsons gag where Bart and Lisa are going to play rock-paper-scissors to decide something, and Lisa is thinking "Poor predictable Bart, always chooses rock." and then they cut to Bart thinking "Good old rock, nothing beats that!" So it's become a favorite thing of mine to say Good old X..nothing beats that! especially when a friend is doing something foolish.

02-10-2004, 12:21 AM	#22
Glengoyne Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Fresno, CA	Well you've got that going for ya.

02-10-2004, 12:22 AM	#23
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Monkeys!!! __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

02-10-2004, 12:31 AM	#24
k0ruptr Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Las Vegas	You say this just as your walking past someone and right before they get out of earshot. "So I was doing 112 MPH through a school zone right..."

02-10-2004, 01:38 AM	#25
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	Well, at least we still got pussy.

02-10-2004, 05:56 AM	#26
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	Well, at least we still got NoMyths. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

02-10-2004, 06:03 AM	#27
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	I don't have a dog in that fight. __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

02-10-2004, 06:04 AM	#28
SnowMan High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Georgia via Alaska via Washington	DOH!

02-10-2004, 06:10 AM	#29
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	Useful in sales meetings: "Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining." Useful on first dates: "Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out." Never useful, and in extremely poor taste: "You smell like an anchovie's cunt." __________________ Down Goes Brown: Toronto Maple Leafs Humor and Analysis

02-10-2004, 06:16 AM	#30
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	"That's like trying to teach a pig to read -- it does you no good and annoys the hell out of the pig" and "There goes another poster child for retroactive abortion"

02-10-2004, 07:30 AM	#31
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	Your what hurts? __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

02-10-2004, 07:43 AM	#32
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	So, how's that working out for you then? __________________ My listening habits

02-10-2004, 07:53 AM	#33
timmae College Starter Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Chicago	Do what you gotta do to get the girl. And my all time personal favorite..... I wanted to have all my ducks in a row so that if we did get into a posture we could pretty much slam dunk this thing and put it to bed.

02-10-2004, 07:58 AM	#34
scooper College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cinn City	My father passed away five years ago. We only knew he was sick for about six weeks. The doctor informed him of his cancer and it's late stage and then left the room. At that point, my dad looked at us and said: "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?" Through the tears, we burst into laughter. I've been using that one ever since.

02-10-2004, 08:03 AM	#35
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Now matter where you go, there you are... __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

02-10-2004, 08:04 AM	#36
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Even a blind squirrel gets to bust a nut sometimes. __________________ I had something.

02-10-2004, 08:37 AM	#37
KevinNU7 College Starter Join Date: May 2003 Location: Beantown	ZING! __________________ Boston Bashers - III.14 - (8347)