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[illinifan999]

Mrs Jessica Savimbi
12 lare street
Block 41 Room 4
Lagos
Nigeria.
Email:[email protected]
DEAR FRIEND,
I pray God this message reaches you in wonderful
spirit.I am making this contact with you based on
trust and confidence and based on my distress condition
irrespective of the fact that we have not met before
and because of the nature
of the Problem I am about to introduce, I want to
remain positive
having the faith and the will athat you will be
capable to help me for the sucessful completion of
this pressing transaction that will be beneficial to
both of us.
I am Mrs.jessica E.Savimbi , from Angola.l got your
contact from the external trade department
of your countries chamber of commerece and industry in
my country.
There is an information I would like you to keep very
confidential.
There is sum ammount of money my late Husband UNITA
Rebel leader Jonas. Malheiro.Savimbi deposited in a
Bank in Nigeria for safe keeping.Before he
was killed by Angolan Millitary force.
The squable happened as over the issue of mineral and
allocation resource of diamond using his power and
influence to smuggled diamond to the neighbouring
country in exchanged for money and other valuable
asset.
I will not be able to give you the full details
that led to that urgly incidents of my late husband.
Presently i am staying in Lagos),
the capital of
Nigeria,just to save my life,with my
three children. The money in question, is
$10,500,000.00
Milllion U.S.Dollars.
I can not make the withdrawal of this fund,because of my
present status and situation, The documents of the
deposit are with me.
What I would want you to do, is to assits me to
get the consignment withdrawn from the security
company, and we shall open a small account in a Bank
on your name,and transfer the money to your
country, through the account.
We shall replace the name Foriegn Patner to your own
name, because the code was used for security reason.
I will give you the 15% of the money for your
assitance.
There is no risk in this transaction. I will use the
remain balance of the money for an investment in your
country for the future of my children.
If you are intrested, and can maintain the very
confidential of this transaction,you e-mail me
immediately for more clearification, and also note
that I am a refugees in nigeria
becuase of the killing of late husband,and the
civil war going on in our country.
An agreement will be written between you and I before
the trasaction by my lawyer as i will want our transaction to be legalized.
awaiting your urgent reply to enable us commence.
Thank you very much.
Mrs J Savimbi

I got this email. I think I should respond!

[korme]

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[TargetPractice6]

Seriously, who writes this stuff?

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[The_herd]

Tommorrow is National Sex day?

....Gotta go tell the wife.