Grudge Match, Part 1/2 Tonight!

[Coffee Warlord]

Tonight, the FOFC Grudge Match, Part 1 commences!

Representing the Cool People, Coffee Warlord and his Galesburg Avengers travel north to the festering hellhole known as Fargo, to slaughter crawfish without mercy.

His comrade in arms, Ardent Enthusiast, goes forth to shoot down the anemic mutant flying Penguins, run by the appropriatly named TargetPractice.

Our totally impartial news reports have predicted the combined scores of these games to be 13-1, in favor of the Cool People.

Next week, we have the climax of this saga, as ancient foes clash. CW vs TP, and AE vs Afoci. DOOMED!

[The Afoci]

Reports out of Fargo say that Coffee Warlord was a dumbhead.

[TargetPractice6]

Reports out of Lexington say TargetPractice6 is so confident about his match that he will be attending a UK basketball game instead tonight.

[Poli]

Reports out of North County state that fans have brought out the old promotional item, "Board With a Nail In It" and will have it at MR. T stadium.

North County is soley responsible for any injuries that occur.

I aim to hurt people. I don't necessarily go for the win.

[TargetPractice6]

Airborne Penguins 6 - North County Raiders 2
Fighting Crawfish 1 - Galesburg Avengers 3

Afoci, Afoci, Afoci. I presume every single one of your players has a crawfish attached to his sack by now. It's okay though, we are still beating these losers on goal differential.

[Coffee Warlord]

That is, until I smite you next week.

[Poli]

hangs head in shame.

[The Afoci]

Man, I was let down. I figure I will let the players out to train stamina and then throw them back in the hole. I promise a glorious victory vs the weak NCR!