No more BJs!

mauchow · 02-26-2004, 12:27 AM

No more blow jobs for the guys.. Apparently, it causes cancer...

Oral Sex = Cancer

Hurst2112 · 02-26-2004, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by mauboy1

No more blow jobs for the guys.. Apparently, it causes cancer...

Oral Sex = Cancer

I am glad to see that you are concerned about getting cancer.

I KEED, I KEED...

GoSeahawks · 02-26-2004, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Hurst2112

I am glad to see that you are concerned about getting cancer.

I KEED, I KEED...

Hahah

Travis · 02-26-2004, 01:05 AM

Dammit, why wasn't I asked to participate in this study. Provided I get to do my own screening and can turn the lights off before they see me, I'd be great at this research.

JeeberD · 02-26-2004, 01:25 AM

Once again, I'm very glad that my girlfriend doesn't read this board...

mckerney · 02-26-2004, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Once again, I'm very glad that my girlfriend doesn't read this board...

What, you didn't show her the articles saying it'd cause her to lose weight?

JeeberD · 02-26-2004, 02:14 AM

Oh, I told her all about that one. But I sure as hell didn't send her the link to read it here...

k0ruptr · 02-26-2004, 02:15 AM

what the hell is wrong with u people. delete this thread, then hack into the newswires and delete those articles.

BigJohn&TheLions · 02-26-2004, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Travis

Dammit, why wasn't I asked to participate in this study. Provided I get to do my own screening and can turn the lights off before they see me, I'd be great at this research.

Thought you were offered the chance to be a part of the study as part of the "it's better to give than receive" team...

Travis · 02-26-2004, 08:20 AM

Hey, they are just saying oral sex period, nothing specific about just getting or receiving, I would have been quite happy giving, though again, I would have demanded my own screening process, as I mean, twins are great, just not bottled up in one woman.

Easy Mac · 02-26-2004, 08:33 AM

I like how they start the article:

"Although the risk is small and it is more likely to result from heavy drinking and smoking, scientists have uncovered evidence that oral sex can cause mouth cancer."

Basically, we have no real link, its more that slutty girls who give head all the time smoke and drink more, and are therefore more likely to get cancer.

Samdari · 02-26-2004, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Easy Mac

I like how they start the article:

"Although the risk is small and it is more likely to result from heavy drinking and smoking, scientists have uncovered evidence that oral sex can cause mouth cancer."

Basically, we have no real link, its more that slutty girls who give head all the time smoke and drink more, and are therefore more likely to get cancer.

I am thinking that if scientists studied the real phenomenon, they would lead to the conclusion that heavy drinking can lead to more oral sex.

AgPete · 02-26-2004, 08:50 AM

Did they do a side study to find out if the chances increase or decrease if she swallows?

bbor · 02-26-2004, 10:35 AM

So...if you unload on her face........does that cause skin cancer?

JeeberD · 02-26-2004, 10:52 AM

Actually, I think I've read before that semen is good for the skin. Seriously.

Easy Mac · 02-26-2004, 10:53 AM

So I gues bukkake isn't the best idea... I'll have to tell the girl tomorrow.

tucker342 · 02-26-2004, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by bbor

So...if you unload on her face........does that cause skin cancer?

ROFL!!!

Leonidas · 02-26-2004, 08:29 PM

OK, this study came from France, nuff said.

JAG · 02-26-2004, 08:45 PM

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm just going to forget I ever read this report. Probably in 20 years or so another study will come out saying, "No no no, we had it all wrong! Oral sex actually increases your life span by 20 years and promotes whiter teeth!" Won't all those cancer-fearing folk feel foolish then?

Marc Vaughan · 02-27-2004, 04:30 AM

Face it any study by Male scientists will be along the lines of:

Oral sex keeps you looking younger
Oral sex helps you lose weight
Oral sex delays the menopause

Any investigation by female scientists will say:

Oral sex gives you cancel
Oral sex causes drought
Oral sex causes headaches

(or is this just the cynic in me

)

Francis_Cole · 02-27-2004, 05:53 AM

Its great when your boss (MV) is even looking at these threads... no need to turn off my monitor when he comes over!!

Marc Vaughan · 02-27-2004, 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Francis_Cole

Its great when your boss (MV) is even looking at these threads... no need to turn off my monitor when he comes over!!

Oi - no need to call me names, never considered myself to have stooped low enough to be considered a 'boss' ....

Breeze · 02-27-2004, 05:59 AM

I'm married so I don't ever get oral sex anymore anyway.

Taur · 02-27-2004, 06:19 AM

I thought for the Protein alone should make it a staple for any woman on the Atkins diet.

Taur · 02-27-2004, 07:09 AM

And, He does the Little happy dance. For the rest of you read the entire article.

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Researchers had suspected that a sexually transmitted infection that is linked to cervical cancer could also be associated with tumors in the mouth.

The BJ line forms behind me. This only pertains to oral sex on a woman. She can still go down, but you can site this case study as a reason for not going down.

02-26-2004, 01:05 AM	#4
Travis Pro Rookie Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Canada eh	Dammit, why wasn't I asked to participate in this study. Provided I get to do my own screening and can turn the lights off before they see me, I'd be great at this research. __________________ "I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it." - Rogers Hornsby

02-26-2004, 01:25 AM	#5
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Once again, I'm very glad that my girlfriend doesn't read this board... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

02-26-2004, 02:14 AM	#7
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Oh, I told her all about that one. But I sure as hell didn't send her the link to read it here... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

02-26-2004, 02:15 AM	#8
k0ruptr Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Las Vegas	what the hell is wrong with u people. delete this thread, then hack into the newswires and delete those articles. __________________ Xbox Live Gamertag: k0ruptr My Favorite Teams : Chicago White Sox - Carolina Panthers - Orlando Magic - Phoenix Suns - Anaheim Ducks - Hawaii Warriors - Oregon Ducks

02-26-2004, 08:20 AM	#10
Travis Pro Rookie Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Canada eh	Hey, they are just saying oral sex period, nothing specific about just getting or receiving, I would have been quite happy giving, though again, I would have demanded my own screening process, as I mean, twins are great, just not bottled up in one woman. __________________ "I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it." - Rogers Hornsby

02-26-2004, 08:33 AM	#11
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	I like how they start the article: "Although the risk is small and it is more likely to result from heavy drinking and smoking, scientists have uncovered evidence that oral sex can cause mouth cancer." Basically, we have no real link, its more that slutty girls who give head all the time smoke and drink more, and are therefore more likely to get cancer.

02-26-2004, 08:50 AM	#13
AgPete College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2001	Did they do a side study to find out if the chances increase or decrease if she swallows?

02-26-2004, 10:35 AM	#14
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	So...if you unload on her face........does that cause skin cancer? __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

02-26-2004, 10:52 AM	#15
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Actually, I think I've read before that semen is good for the skin. Seriously. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

02-26-2004, 10:53 AM	#16
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	So I gues bukkake isn't the best idea... I'll have to tell the girl tomorrow.

02-26-2004, 08:29 PM	#18
Leonidas College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: East Anglia	OK, this study came from France, nuff said. __________________ Molon labe

02-26-2004, 08:45 PM	#19
JAG Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: St. Paul, MN	I don't know about anyone else, but I'm just going to forget I ever read this report. Probably in 20 years or so another study will come out saying, "No no no, we had it all wrong! Oral sex actually increases your life span by 20 years and promotes whiter teeth!" Won't all those cancer-fearing folk feel foolish then?

02-27-2004, 04:30 AM	#20
Marc Vaughan SI Games Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Melbourne, FL	Face it any study by Male scientists will be along the lines of: Oral sex keeps you looking younger Oral sex helps you lose weight Oral sex delays the menopause Any investigation by female scientists will say: Oral sex gives you cancel Oral sex causes drought Oral sex causes headaches (or is this just the cynic in me )

02-27-2004, 05:53 AM	#21
Francis_Cole SI Games Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: London, England	Its great when your boss (MV) is even looking at these threads... no need to turn off my monitor when he comes over!! __________________ "We are not the Chad Pennington Jets" - Chad Pennington

02-27-2004, 05:59 AM	#23
Breeze Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Northern Suburbs of ATL	I'm married so I don't ever get oral sex anymore anyway. Last edited by Breeze : 02-27-2004 at 05:59 AM.

02-27-2004, 06:19 AM	#24
Taur High School Varsity Join Date: Jan 2002	I thought for the Protein alone should make it a staple for any woman on the Atkins diet. __________________ END OF LINE.....

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